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Reply #30 posted 03/22/11 5:00pm

SherryJackson

Gotdamn! When she walks, do you hear the money rattling? lol

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Reply #31 posted 03/22/11 5:03pm

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Tiger Woods

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Reply #32 posted 03/22/11 5:08pm

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Tremolina said:

54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills in her vagina — along with $51.22 in cash and change

AND change?

Remarkable.

Is there any footage of this incident? geek

yeah, the camera crew shot it

from inside the coochie (vagina) lol

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Reply #33 posted 03/22/11 6:03pm

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HotGritz said:

JoeTyler said:

a bulb

disbelief falloff I just checked your sig

lol

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Reply #34 posted 03/22/11 6:23pm

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mynameisnotsusan said:

Tiger Woods

lol

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Reply #35 posted 03/22/11 6:27pm

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mynameisnotsusan said:

Tiger Woods

spit

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Reply #36 posted 03/22/11 6:30pm

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And contrary to what one of the Housewives of Atlanta recommended... you should NOT put sugar IN the vagina to make it taste sweet. rolleyes sexy

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Reply #37 posted 03/22/11 6:35pm

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noimageatall said:

And contrary to what one of the Housewives of Atlanta recommended... you should NOT put sugar IN the vagina to make it taste sweet. rolleyes sexy

yep, cream is definitely better

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Reply #38 posted 03/22/11 6:44pm

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JoeTyler said:

noimageatall said:

And contrary to what one of the Housewives of Atlanta recommended... you should NOT put sugar IN the vagina to make it taste sweet. rolleyes sexy

yep, cream is definitely better

Can you put ice cream in your vagina? cool


Yes, you can put just about anything in there, but why would you? If the question is for taste, sure, if it is because of the chill then an ice cube would be better suited. I prefer the round ice cubes with the hole in the middle that I can put my finger in and twirl it around the inside of my partners vagina. As with all things you put in there, be sure to thoroughly clean out the vagina afterwards to prevent yeast infections or bad odors.

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NO, NO, NO and NO! the slime ball that wrote that above has absolutely no clue what he/she is talking about. Any sugars in the vagina will cause a bacterial infection. Use only water based products.

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Reply #39 posted 03/22/11 6:46pm

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noimageatall said:

JoeTyler said:

yep, cream is definitely better

Can you put ice cream in your vagina? cool


Yes, you can put just about anything in there, but why would you? If the question is for taste, sure, if it is because of the chill then an ice cube would be better suited. I prefer the round ice cubes with the hole in the middle that I can put my finger in and twirl it around the inside of my partners vagina. As with all things you put in there, be sure to thoroughly clean out the vagina afterwards to prevent yeast infections or bad odors.

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NO, NO, NO and NO! the slime ball that wrote that above has absolutely no clue what he/she is talking about. Any sugars in the vagina will cause a bacterial infection. Use only water based products.

what the hell, really?

what infection?? I already ate all the cream, there's nothing outside or inside the vagina...it's completely clean oral then take a shower and that's all


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Reply #40 posted 03/22/11 6:56pm

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JoeTyler said:

noimageatall said:

Can you put ice cream in your vagina? cool


Yes, you can put just about anything in there, but why would you? If the question is for taste, sure, if it is because of the chill then an ice cube would be better suited. I prefer the round ice cubes with the hole in the middle that I can put my finger in and twirl it around the inside of my partners vagina. As with all things you put in there, be sure to thoroughly clean out the vagina afterwards to prevent yeast infections or bad odors.

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NO, NO, NO and NO! the slime ball that wrote that above has absolutely no clue what he/she is talking about. Any sugars in the vagina will cause a bacterial infection. Use only water based products.

what the hell, really?

what infection?? I already ate all the cream, there's nothing outside or inside the vagina...it's completely clean oral then take a shower and that's all


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Sugar contributes to the cause of yeast infections by feeding the fungus in the body allowing it to grow and spread. So be careful what you shove up in there. I prefer tongue, penis, and cucumber. wink

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Reply #41 posted 03/22/11 7:00pm

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noimageatall said:

JoeTyler said:

what the hell, really?

what infection?? I already ate all the cream, there's nothing outside or inside the vagina...it's completely clean oral then take a shower and that's all


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Sugar contributes to the cause of yeast infections by feeding the fungus in the body allowing it to grow and spread. So be careful what you shove up in there. I prefer tongue, penis, and cucumber. wink

well, I only did it twice, and it was her idea (her vagina) to begin with, lol

cucumber!... falloff I hate them, they're better than me hmph! lol

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Reply #42 posted 03/22/11 7:02pm

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Anything "mint" (this also applies to balls, not that I would know).

[Edited 3/22/11 19:02pm]

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Reply #43 posted 03/22/11 7:16pm

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Jalapenos. I learned the hard way. no no no!

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Reply #44 posted 03/22/11 7:17pm

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JoeTyler said:

noimageatall said:

Sugar contributes to the cause of yeast infections by feeding the fungus in the body allowing it to grow and spread. So be careful what you shove up in there. I prefer tongue, penis, and cucumber. wink

well, I only did it twice, and it was her idea (her vagina) to begin with, lol

cucumber!... falloff I hate them, they're better than me hmph! lol

comfort awwwww

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Reply #45 posted 03/22/11 7:43pm

Maytiana

A Grenade.

Your already born baby.

Tommy Lee.

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Reply #46 posted 03/22/11 8:00pm

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HotGritz said:

40 ounces

Well....... uhh... never mind....

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Reply #47 posted 03/22/11 8:17pm

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A vase with flowers in it omg rose

A baseball bat

An acorn squash

A bottle of cola pepsi

A large candy cane

A tree branch

A head of broccoli

I only mention these things because I've actually seen these objects in the vaginas of various porn actresses.

omfg shocked typing

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Reply #48 posted 03/22/11 8:20pm

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728huey said:

A baseball bat

Ummm....

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Reply #49 posted 03/22/11 8:31pm

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Tabasco sauce

Under no circumstances. No matter how much someone begs, pleads nor showers you with gifts and/or cash.

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Reply #50 posted 03/22/11 8:34pm

physco185

a lock giggle

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Reply #51 posted 03/22/11 8:43pm

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physco185 said:

a lock giggle

don't you be knockin' my chastity belt hmph! lol

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Reply #52 posted 03/22/11 8:44pm

SherryJackson

noimageatall said:

mynameisnotsusan said:

Tiger Woods

lol

WTH IS THAT THING THAT COMES OUT OF THE HOLE? I hope it's not what I think it is.... eek

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Reply #53 posted 03/22/11 9:08pm

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johnart said:

Anything "mint" (this also applies to balls, not that I would know).

[Edited 3/22/11 19:02pm]

Tried to rub one out with the toothpaste too, huh? Yeah I regret that.

And I got head with sugar on my dick once. Not a bad idea IF one uses powdered sugar. I used granulated. Liquid fucking sandpaper.

So I can't imagine these things feel much better in a vagina which I would assume is more sensitive.

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Reply #54 posted 03/22/11 9:32pm

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noimageatall said:

And here I thought it was just for penis and tampon storage. Clearly I've not been using my vagina's full potential...

Woman’s Remarkable Vagina Hid 54 Bags of Heroin

  • 3/18/11 Scranton Times-Tribune

A Scranton, Pennsylvania, woman was discovered with dozens of bags of heroin hidden in her vagina — and cash! — after a car crash Sunday. The woman was suspected in a burglary of the local Dunmore Inn, and was taken into custody after crashing her car.

Twenty-seven-year-old Karin Mackaliunas began feeling the sting of all those tiny bags, and "After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters," read the police report, "Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina." Mackaliunas was searched and police discovered a stunning 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills in her vagina — along with $51.22 in cash and change. Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.

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omfg ill how is that even possible??? did she remove her cervix and shove stuff up into her uterus??

ugh! and all that stuff is probably dirty, too.. especially the money... neutral

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Reply #55 posted 03/22/11 9:53pm

physco185

anything with a bell or anything that rings

wind chimes, cow bells

anything with a tracking device

anything that hurts or cuts, anything that leaks or stains smile oops that could easily b a penis giggle

bell adding edit lol

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Reply #56 posted 03/22/11 10:05pm

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PositivityNYC said:

noimageatall said:

And here I thought it was just for penis and tampon storage. Clearly I've not been using my vagina's full potential...

Woman’s Remarkable Vagina Hid 54 Bags of Heroin

  • 3/18/11 Scranton Times-Tribune

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omfg ill how is that even possible??? did she remove her cervix and shove stuff up into her uterus??

ugh! and all that stuff is probably dirty, too.. especially the money... neutral

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Reply #57 posted 03/22/11 10:08pm

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noimageatall said:

Don't know why but this popped into my head... lol

put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put me in your butt

You know that pretty much says alot bout EM and his DL, at least we know he thinks a top.

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Reply #58 posted 03/22/11 10:46pm

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FauxReal said:

johnart said:

Anything "mint" (this also applies to balls, not that I would know).

[Edited 3/22/11 19:02pm]

Tried to rub one out with the toothpaste too, huh? Yeah I regret that.

And I got head with sugar on my dick once. Not a bad idea IF one uses powdered sugar. I used granulated. Liquid fucking sandpaper.

So I can't imagine these things feel much better in a vagina which I would assume is more sensitive.

Not toothpaste. Massage lotion. redface

Powdered sugar falloff I bet ur dick look'd like a coke fiend. eek

Talk about BLOW giggle

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Reply #59 posted 03/22/11 10:49pm

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Tabasco sauce

Under no circumstances. No matter how much someone begs, pleads nor showers you with gifts and/or cash.

would wasabi sting? hmmm I want someone ELSE to try it

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