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a deer carcass

ZombieKitten said:

a deer carcass

roadkill. that doesn't belong up there either

XxAxX said:

roadkill. that doesn't belong up there either

Agreed. Although wouldn't it be cool if it worked like compost. Just shove a used napkin or paper plate up there and it breaks down. Women everywhere would be the answer to our sanitation problems.

"Wow, women everywhere, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel...really can serve a purpose.

Don't go dyin' on me now!"

Bleached white tampons...seriously..bad for the coo coo...also can cause Toxic Shock Syndrome

noimageatall said:

ZombieKitten said:

a deer carcass

Or a live deer. I would think they both pose problems unique unto themselves in that regard.

And CERTAINLY not an Elk.

Cerebus said:

noimageatall said:

Or a live deer. I would think they both pose problems unique unto themselves in that regard.

And CERTAINLY not an Elk.

And...

XNY said:

XxAxX said:

roadkill. that doesn't belong up there either

Agreed. Although wouldn't it be cool if it worked like compost. Just shove a used napkin or paper plate up there and it breaks down. Women everywhere would be the answer to our sanitation problems.

"Wow, women everywhere, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel...really can serve a purpose.

Don't go dyin' on me now!"

and let's hope you never end up in one of those either, no way no how

statuary

chessboard and pieces

sea tortoise

norfolk pine tree

fax machine

Well.... ummm... I think that might depend on the size and shape of your chess pieces. Not that I would know anything about that because I have an oversized chess set.... jus' sayin'.

noimageatall said:

Cerebus said:

Or a live deer. I would think they both pose problems unique unto themselves in that regard.

And CERTAINLY not an Elk.

And...

I've skinned one of those bastages! You would definitely NOT want one anywhere near a vagina, let alone INSIDE it. You know their quills have tiny barbs on them that make them difficult to remove, right?

Cerebus said:

noimageatall said:

And...

I've skinned one of those bastages! You would definitely NOT want one anywhere near a vagina, let alone INSIDE it. You know their quills have tiny barbs on them that make them difficult to remove, right?

Just like a fish hook. I dare say those shouldn't find their way up in there either.

Cerebus said:

noimageatall said:

Or a live deer. I would think they both pose problems unique unto themselves in that regard.

And CERTAINLY not an Elk.

2 weeks ago I was going to borrow my friend's stuffed and mounted elk head, but when he showed it to me it was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too big

A dog's tongue..

sports cars

clowns

rodeo gear

fry pan

pink plastic buddha

versiongirl said:

Bleached white tampons...seriously..bad for the coo coo...also can cause Toxic Shock Syndrome

I only use whole wheat.

Seriously, what is the alternative? I thought all tampons were white.

I'm a dad, but I have a wife and two daughters.

Australia (only Oprah would try and succeed)

Stedman

noimageatall said:

Stedman

yal are soooo effin bad.....

mynameisnotsusan said:

Australia (only Oprah would try and succeed)

Tasmania might work though, if she was THAT intent on shoving Australia up there.

Also, could someone please explain the chicken tetrazzini thing to me? And also if it should or shouldn't go into this woman's cavernous vageene. Thank you good day.

[Edited 3/30/11 1:30am]

pop rocks

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the baby from Family Guy

doc oc from spider man

cookie dough