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Things You Shouldn’t Put In Your Vagina

And here I thought it was just for penis and tampon storage. Clearly I've not been using my vagina's full potential...

Woman’s Remarkable Vagina Hid 54 Bags of Heroin

  • 3/18/11 Scranton Times-Tribune

A Scranton, Pennsylvania, woman was discovered with dozens of bags of heroin hidden in her vagina — and cash! — after a car crash Sunday. The woman was suspected in a burglary of the local Dunmore Inn, and was taken into custody after crashing her car.

Twenty-seven-year-old Karin Mackaliunas began feeling the sting of all those tiny bags, and "After a struggle with Officer Baumann during a more thorough search at headquarters," read the police report, "Ms. Mackaliunas asked to speak with Sergeant Michael Mayer and told him she had hidden more heroin in her vagina." Mackaliunas was searched and police discovered a stunning 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills in her vagina — along with $51.22 in cash and change. Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.

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Reply #1 posted 03/22/11 3:09pm

Tremolina

54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills in her vagina — along with $51.22 in cash and change

AND change?

Remarkable.

Is there any footage of this incident? geek

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Reply #2 posted 03/22/11 3:09pm

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Don't know why but this popped into my head... lol

put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put me in your butt

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Reply #3 posted 03/22/11 3:11pm

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Tremolina said:

54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills in her vagina — along with $51.22 in cash and change

AND change?

Remarkable.

Is there any footage of this incident? geek

Isn't everything under the sun on youtube? shrug lol

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Reply #4 posted 03/22/11 3:13pm

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Now that's a big cooch!

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Reply #5 posted 03/22/11 3:19pm

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HotGritz said:

Now that's a big cooch!

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hmm

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Reply #6 posted 03/22/11 3:22pm

Lisa10

...and potatoes.

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Reply #7 posted 03/22/11 3:37pm

JoeTyler

a bulb

tinkerbell
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Reply #8 posted 03/22/11 3:40pm

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pop rocks

jamaica and allspice

liquid nitrogen

hot sauce

vogue magazine

bill clinton's dick

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. rose
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Reply #9 posted 03/22/11 3:40pm

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a bulb

disbelief falloff I just checked your sig

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Reply #10 posted 03/22/11 4:03pm

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and change falloff

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Reply #11 posted 03/22/11 4:03pm

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Don't put hot gritz in your vagina..lol

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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Reply #12 posted 03/22/11 4:06pm

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spit Please don't!!!!

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. rose
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Reply #13 posted 03/22/11 4:07pm

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salt water taffy

bullets

graham cracker crumbs

ochocinco's dick

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. rose
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Reply #14 posted 03/22/11 4:08pm

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spare keys

iPhone

dirty laundry

watermelon

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Reply #15 posted 03/22/11 4:08pm

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No Bengal bashing.

All you others say Hell Yea!! woot!
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Reply #16 posted 03/22/11 4:10pm

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garage door openers

calcium pills

coffee cups

wire hangers

donald trump's dick

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. rose
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Reply #17 posted 03/22/11 4:12pm

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garden gnomes

blue cheese

umbrellas

running shoes

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Reply #18 posted 03/22/11 4:16pm

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wet cigars

arugula

canadian bacon

strobe lights

Chris Brown's dick

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. rose
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Reply #19 posted 03/22/11 4:19pm

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whistle

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens;
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens;
Brown paper packages tied up with strings;
These are a few of my internal things.

Cream-colored ponies and crisp apple strudels;
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles;
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings;
These are a few of my vaginal things.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes;
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes;
Silver-white winters that melt into springs;
These are a few of my secreted things.

When the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my vaginal things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

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Reply #20 posted 03/22/11 4:19pm

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faint

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
RIP Dick Clark, Whitney Houston, Don Cornelius, Heavy D, and Donna Summer. rose
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Reply #21 posted 03/22/11 4:22pm

Number23

Your emergency cyanide capsule.
Flowers.
Hope.
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Reply #22 posted 03/22/11 4:24pm

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Used bandaids

jelly beans

brillo pads

avon magazines

Quentin Tarantino's dick

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Reply #23 posted 03/22/11 4:27pm

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Reply #24 posted 03/22/11 4:35pm

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XxAxX said:

Dear, are you telling me you don't like head?

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Reply #25 posted 03/22/11 4:37pm

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^ not at all, just pointing out that national monuments maybe oughta be on that list of things that don't belong in someone's coochie

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Reply #26 posted 03/22/11 4:38pm

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^ not at all, just pointing out that national monuments maybe oughta be on that list of things that don't belong in someone's coochie

:foreheadslap: how on earth did I misinterpret that?

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Reply #27 posted 03/22/11 4:49pm

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40 ounces

christmas decorations

staple guns

liquid paper

10 key calculators

Swizz Beatz's dick

I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE UGLY. YOU JUST HAVE BAD LUCK WHEN IT COMES TO MIRRORS AND SUNLIGHT!
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Reply #28 posted 03/22/11 4:52pm

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BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

^ not at all, just pointing out that national monuments maybe oughta be on that list of things that don't belong in someone's coochie

NOW you tell me

also, probably national parks

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Reply #29 posted 03/22/11 4:55pm

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socks

tapestries

plants

lawn chairs

dustmops

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