... Besides the obvious whack porn-inspired lines ('Do U feel my big d@#¤ inside U?'/'take it!!/U gotta get d@#§ for days!'..) or corny humorous shit ('I've got a Porsche baby / 'Do me baby!' )...

I'm in a sex mood this weekend I wanted to start a sex thread

So What do U whsiper to her (/him)

What do U like to hear?

I never really dug the "pillow" talk since its mostly fake anyways.

I get off on animalistic grunts and squeals. And that sound.... you know.... its like the sound of pasta being stirred in a creamy alfredo... much better than any Barry White song!

men sound so sexy when you can not tell whether they are experiencing pleasure or pain.

But you can't sound all sweet and bitch though...

"eh, eh, ooh ah baby ... yeah, that's it"

I need a Geico cave man in the sheets with a silverback grunting tone of voice...

"GRRR UHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *deep unpronouceable moan*"

Yeah...

I just stick my tongue in her ear.

less talk more action.

Fucking me is like fucking a mime. The action is there at least.

not so much a talker....and if a guy told me "I've got a Porsche baby" i would loose my mood right away and start laughing

I prefer a sexy song and/or music (I'm a P fan 4 a reason )

champagne accompinied with delicious sexy food,

and true physical involvement,

And I would totally love the porsche comment, because making me laugh is the best turn on there is.

You would say that as a joke right? You would not say that seriously, would you?

paintedlady said:

I never really dug the "pillow" talk since its mostly fake anyways.

I get off on animalistic grunts and squeals. And that sound.... you know.... its like the sound of pasta being stirred in a creamy alfredo... much better than any Barry White song!

men sound so sexy when you can not tell whether they are experiencing pleasure or pain.

But you can't sound all sweet and bitch though...

"eh, eh, ooh ah baby ... yeah, that's it"

I need a Geico cave man in the sheets with a silverback grunting tone of voice...

"GRRR UHHHHH MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *deep unpronouceable moan*"

Yeah...

I need the verbal but yeah . . . I feel you on that silverback tip

I'm usually too out of breath to get all talky. But most of the time when I've got some breath, I'm usually egging my guy on to reach that amazing orgasm. I can tell when he's about to turn into melted butter and I just take my usual soft voice into a deeper mode with a whisper and ask him if he's ready. That alone seems to boil his potato for reasons I've yet to understand.

For me, I basically like the same. I should probably beef up on sex talk, though. All that grunting and moaning we usually do is hard on the vocals.

dJJ said:

I prefer a sexy song and/or music (I'm a P fan 4 a reason )

champagne accompinied with delicious sexy food,

and true physical involvement,

And I would totally love the porsche comment, because making me laugh is the best turn on there is.

You would say that as a joke right? You would not say that seriously, would you?

I'd never say that, don't worry... It is actually a joke from a friend mine, I remember having a conversation about women with him, he sais something like "Most women like men with big fancy cars... So, whisper 'I got a Porsche, baby' in her ear while sexing, she'll cum right away"... He was just joking. I've never tried and I won't do that anyway

I love dirty talk, the filthier the better. A guy who says nothing is boring to me.

"oh yeah ok o'right oh yeah ok o' right hmm yeah ha umppfhh hmm hmm oohhh "

JoeTyler said:

"oh yeah ok o'right oh yeah ok o' right hmm yeah ha umppfhh hmm hmm oohhh "

Were U masturbating while typing this? so realistic!

Wow hardly anybody wants to talk. I love it when he does. He doesn't like talking too much (sex or not ), so I need to remind him all the time how hot it is.

JustErin said:

I love dirty talk, the filthier the better. A guy who says nothing is boring to me.

Although I also enjoy to hear how sweet I am and how much I am loved. Both is nice, the really nasty talk is hotter, but the I love you so very much talk is nice too.

JustErin said:

I love dirty talk, the filthier the better. A guy who says nothing is boring to me.

Hmmm... u mean, even calling you names, being submitted and stuff... Wow... "Hot Wit U"!

FrenchGuy said:

JoeTyler said:

"oh yeah ok o'right oh yeah ok o' right hmm yeah ha umppfhh hmm hmm oohhh "

Were U masturbating while typing this? so realistic!

Oh Yeah Ok O'Right is my motto

and I also prefer a sexy song, Prince is the obvious option

JoeTyler said:

and I also prefer a sexy song, Prince is the obvious option

I don't like music being played at all. It's distracting. I want to hear my man breathe and moan and talk.

Serious said:

JoeTyler said:

and I also prefer a sexy song, Prince is the obvious option

I don't like music being played at all. It's distracting. I want to hear breathe and moan and talk.

oh yes, I also like to hear that but I just can't do it in a silent room, I need some music

less pressure

JoeTyler said:

Serious said:

I don't like music being played at all. It's distracting. I want to hear breathe and moan and talk.

oh yes, I also like to hear that but I just can't do it in a silent room, I need some music

less pressure

But when there is music playing I cannot hear it as clearly.

What pressure ?

Serious said:

JoeTyler said:

oh yes, I also like to hear that but I just can't do it in a silent room, I need some music

less pressure

But when there is music playing I cannot hear it as clearly.

What pressure ?

young single men like me have a lot of pressure: "you better do it right, honey"

...

FrenchGuy said:

JustErin said:

I love dirty talk, the filthier the better. A guy who says nothing is boring to me.

Hmmm... u mean, even calling you names, being submitted and stuff... Wow... "Hot Wit U"!

The nastier it is the hotter I get. Bitch, slut, whore...all that stuff is what I want to here...and more.

Only thing that is off limits is anything along the lines of "stupid".

JoeTyler said:

Serious said:

But when there is music playing I cannot hear it as clearly.

What pressure ?

young single men like me have a lot of pressure: "you better do it right, honey"

...

Oh I see. Thank God I am a woman . That trying to make it right reminds me of my bf. When I once asked him to talk more he told me he needs to concentrate . I told him that IMO sex is all about not thinking or concentratiing .

Serious said:

JoeTyler said:

and I also prefer a sexy song, Prince is the obvious option

I don't like music being played at all. It's distracting. I want to hear my man breathe and moan and talk.

though i like having some smooth music to set the right mood, I understand what you man... like that time I had a 'slow jam' playlist on and Aaliyah's "At Your Best You Are Love" started playing... In the middle of the foreplay the girl started singing too " ♫ Let me know... let me knoooowwww ♪" ... I was like ...

Playing some obscure underground music is the safest bet

Serious said:

JoeTyler said:

young single men like me have a lot of pressure: "you better do it right, honey"

...

Oh I see. Thank God I am a woman . That trying to make it right reminds me of my bf. When I once asked him to talk more he told me he needs to concentrate . I told him that IMO sex is all about not thinking or concentratiing .

women can have multi-orgasms, men cannot; its not fair, only one chance to do it right, pressure's on men

FrenchGuy said:

Serious said:

I don't like music being played at all. It's distracting. I want to hear my man breathe and moan and talk.

though i like having some smooth music to set the right mood, I understand what you man... like that time I had a 'slow jam' playlist on and Aaliyah's "At Your Best You Are Love" started playing... In the middle of the foreplay the girl started singing too " ♫ Let me know... let me knoooowwww ♪" ... I was like ...

Playing some obscure underground music is the safest bet

that's lovely, did she have your gun in her mouth while she was singing that ??

Serious said:

JoeTyler said:

young single men like me have a lot of pressure: "you better do it right, honey"

...

Oh I see. Thank God I am a woman . That trying to make it right reminds me of my bf. When I once asked him to talk more he told me he needs to concentrate . I told him that IMO sex is all about not thinking or concentratiing .

Yeah, I see what JoeTyler means... The music set the mood, relax my mind too and coupled with a subdued light, it feels like heaven and boost the confidence of the most timid (men or women)

JoeTyler said:

FrenchGuy said:

though i like having some smooth music to set the right mood, I understand what you man... like that time I had a 'slow jam' playlist on and Aaliyah's "At Your Best You Are Love" started playing... In the middle of the foreplay the girl started singing too " ♫ Let me know... let me knoooowwww ♪" ... I was like ...

Playing some obscure underground music is the safest bet

that's lovely, did she have your gun in her mouth while she was singing that ??

well, given the context, "trumpet/flute/saxophone" wouldve been a better metaphor

No she didn't (I don't like fellatios much anyway ), thank God!

it's quite a dealbreaker though! In the middle of the lovemaking, someone starts singing?? WTF?