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Thread started 02/05/11 9:48pm

Fauxie

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I need help finding a woman....

I was talking to a few of my mates that have recently put themselves back in the market to date.

These guys unfortunately are not comfortable giving a woman head.They are also, as it turns out, not comfortable with doing vaginal sex, anal sex, light bondage and possibly a few other things. I'll have to give it some thought. One other notable thing they've all said is that they're particularly uncomfortable doing these things with extremely attractive, preferably Asian or tanned skinned, curvy but athletic-bodied women.

So anyway, I've decided to help my friends. Any suggestions of where a suitable woman could be found?

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Reply #1 posted 02/05/11 9:56pm

purplemookiebu
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haha... shall i go to the tanning salon a few times?? eek but then i'll look like i belong on jersey shore eek lol

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Reply #2 posted 02/05/11 9:59pm

Fauxie

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They also said produce as a substitute would be unacceptable. Completely unacceptable.

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Reply #3 posted 02/05/11 10:02pm

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that's the Fauxie we know and love!! lol

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Reply #4 posted 02/05/11 10:04pm

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hmmm So "clean" isn't a requirement?

lol This may not be a tricky situation for you...

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Reply #5 posted 02/05/11 10:04pm

Fauxie

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paintedlady said:

hmmm So "clean" isn't a requirement?

lol This may not be a tricky situation for you...

lol

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Reply #6 posted 02/05/11 10:14pm

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Fauxie said:

I was talking to a few of my mates that have recently put themselves back in the market to date.

These guys unfortunately are not comfortable giving a woman head.They are also, as it turns out, not comfortable with doing vaginal sex, anal sex, light bondage and possibly a few other things. I'll have to give it some thought. One other notable thing they've all said is that they're particularly uncomfortable doing these things with extremely attractive, preferably Asian or tanned skinned, curvy but athletic-bodied women.

So anyway, I've decided to help my friends. Any suggestions of where a suitable woman could be found?

are u a chickor a dude?get a pocket pussy and have someone show em what to do with that.....

yoda i don't wear a cross?!!? i wear a prince symbol prince guitar wacky nutty I When Prince's cum dries, diamonds are formed. lol eek drooling no one tops prince in concert!
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Reply #7 posted 02/05/11 10:43pm

johnart

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Curvy+Athletic+Asian= Ladyboy

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Reply #8 posted 02/05/11 10:47pm

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johnart said:

Curvy+Athletic+Asian= Ladyboy

You beat me to it.

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Reply #9 posted 02/05/11 10:59pm

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johnart said:

Curvy+Athletic+Asian= Ladyboy

falloff

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Reply #10 posted 02/05/11 11:03pm

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JustErin said:

johnart said:

Curvy+Athletic+Asian= Ladyboy

You beat me to it.

RenHoek said:

johnart said:

Curvy+Athletic+Asian= Ladyboy

falloff

highfive grouphug

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Reply #11 posted 02/06/11 12:30am

Fauxie

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johnart said:

Curvy+Athletic+Asian= Ladyboy

falloff

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Reply #12 posted 02/06/11 1:21am

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falloff thumbs up!

With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #13 posted 02/06/11 2:18am

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Just trying to be a good friend. smile

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Reply #14 posted 02/06/11 2:19am

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Fauxie said:

I was talking to a few of my mates that have recently put themselves back in the market to date.

These guys unfortunately are not comfortable giving a woman head.They are also, as it turns out, not comfortable with doing vaginal sex, anal sex, light bondage and possibly a few other things. I'll have to give it some thought. One other notable thing they've all said is that they're particularly uncomfortable doing these things with extremely attractive, preferably Asian or tanned skinned, curvy but athletic-bodied women.

So anyway, I've decided to help my friends. Any suggestions of where a suitable woman could be found?

lol

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Reply #15 posted 02/06/11 2:30am

Fauxie

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XxAxX said:

Fauxie said:

I was talking to a few of my mates that have recently put themselves back in the market to date.

These guys unfortunately are not comfortable giving a woman head.They are also, as it turns out, not comfortable with doing vaginal sex, anal sex, light bondage and possibly a few other things. I'll have to give it some thought. One other notable thing they've all said is that they're particularly uncomfortable doing these things with extremely attractive, preferably Asian or tanned skinned, curvy but athletic-bodied women.

So anyway, I've decided to help my friends. Any suggestions of where a suitable woman could be found?

lol

Can you help? smile I'm desperate!

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Reply #16 posted 02/06/11 2:31am

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Fauxie said:

XxAxX said:

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Can you help? smile I'm desperate!

:cough: your sig falloff hug and didn't i see this thread elsewhere smile

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Reply #17 posted 02/06/11 2:31am

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Sorry, I mean, they're desperate. biggrin

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Reply #18 posted 02/06/11 2:32am

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XxAxX said:

Fauxie said:

Can you help? smile I'm desperate!

:cough: your sig falloff hug and didn't i see this thread elsewhere smile

My sig? It's not number 1, but it's in the top 5 nicest things she's ever said to me.

You may have... hmm

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Reply #19 posted 02/06/11 3:14am

NMuzakNSoul

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hmmm So "clean" isn't a requirement?

lol This may not be a tricky situation for you...

Nice lol

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Reply #20 posted 02/06/11 5:06am

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Your mates sound dull. May be a reason they were "off the market".....

Maybe they can hook up with paintedlady's dull ass friends and have dull sex!

Sex is not rocket science. Damn, if you really want to give head you would. The fuck you need a class or demo for? I was giving head at 14, no one taught me. You mean grown ass folk can't figure it out?!?
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Reply #21 posted 02/06/11 6:47am

Poiple

Fauxie said:

I was talking to a few of my mates that have recently put themselves back in the market to date.

These guys unfortunately are not comfortable giving a woman head.They are also, as it turns out, not comfortable with doing vaginal sex, anal sex, light bondage and possibly a few other things. I'll have to give it some thought. One other notable thing they've all said is that they're particularly uncomfortable doing these things with extremely attractive, preferably Asian or tanned skinned, curvy but athletic-bodied women.

So anyway, I've decided to help my friends. Any suggestions of where a suitable woman could be found?

falloff So where is it again that you live?

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Reply #22 posted 02/06/11 2:18pm

BlackAdder7

XxAxX said:

Fauxie said:

I was talking to a few of my mates that have recently put themselves back in the market to date.

These guys unfortunately are not comfortable giving a woman head.They are also, as it turns out, not comfortable with doing vaginal sex, anal sex, light bondage and possibly a few other things. I'll have to give it some thought. One other notable thing they've all said is that they're particularly uncomfortable doing these things with extremely attractive, preferably Asian or tanned skinned, curvy but athletic-bodied women.

So anyway, I've decided to help my friends. Any suggestions of where a suitable woman could be found?

lol

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Reply #23 posted 02/06/11 2:27pm

physco185

when ppl say 'my mate'... i always think they r talking about themselves lol

but just in case....

you need to sit them down and explain to them that they may as well stay single

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Reply #24 posted 02/06/11 8:00pm

Fauxie

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You guys are useless. confused

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Reply #25 posted 02/07/11 10:15pm

ZombieKitten

I don't understand this thread at all, so your friends just want a blow job by a hooker or a lady-boy hooker? is that right? confuse

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Reply #26 posted 02/07/11 11:23pm

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ZombieKitten said:

I don't understand this thread at all, so your friends just want a blow job by a hooker or a lady-boy hooker? is that right? confuse

comfort

http://prince.org/msg/100/352275

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Reply #27 posted 02/08/11 12:41am

ZombieKitten

Fauxie said:

ZombieKitten said:

I don't understand this thread at all, so your friends just want a blow job by a hooker or a lady-boy hooker? is that right? confuse

comfort

http://prince.org/msg/100/352275

That's a nice thread and everything, but I really think you should look into getting some new friends hug

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Reply #28 posted 02/08/11 2:57am

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BlackAdder7 said:

XxAxX said:

lol

hug you're the only one for me, dear.

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Reply #29 posted 02/08/11 7:36am

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ZombieKitten said:

Fauxie said:

comfort

http://prince.org/msg/100/352275

That's a nice thread and everything, but I really think you should look into getting some new friends hug

wacky

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