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Thread started 08/30/10 8:53pm

insatiable3

innocent words that auto trigger a filthy mind...

So i guess im long over due for a thread....

i was inspired by some of my fellow orgers to not lurk anymore lol yes ive been lurking...

so this thread is dedicated to all the innocent words that are said in innocent conversations that auto trigger a dirty thought.. yes i admit this has been happening to me alot lately... ive had my head in the gutter big time lately... wink

so here we go this was my conversation today...

it was a girls birthday at work and she says...

did you have one of those cupcakes? they are so good and moist ...

so thats triggered a hardcore laugh followed by a dirty thought...

i cant help myself whenever i hear the word moist my mind immediatly goes straight to the gutter...

anybody else wanna share an innocent word gone dirty?

also whenever i call to my husband to come help me with something and he responds... "ok hunny im coming" i always sniker to myself and grin an evil smile...

deep thoughts with insatiable3

i would heart for you all to add to this.. im sure some of you all have some good ones

[Edited 8/30/10 20:55pm]

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... falloff
Reply #1 posted 08/30/10 9:07pm

CHIC0

lol i use "moist" a lot. usually when i love something. i.e. this song makes me moist. but i've also been told to never use that word again. falloff

hmph! guys can get moist about things too.

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Reply #2 posted 08/30/10 9:09pm

baroque

so instead of moist- can we use mildew?

for e.g.

this song is making me mildew

i am so mildew right now.

Reply #3 posted 08/30/10 9:15pm

CHIC0

baroque said:

so instead of moist- can we use mildew?

for e.g.

this song is making me mildew

i am so mildew right now.

lol comfort

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Reply #4 posted 08/30/10 9:19pm

insatiable3

falloff @ both of you biggrin

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... falloff
Reply #5 posted 08/30/10 9:20pm

ZombieKitten

baroque said:

so instead of moist- can we use mildew?

for e.g.

this song is making me mildew

i am so mildew right now.

damp would also work

Reply #6 posted 08/30/10 9:23pm

insatiable3

ZombieKitten said:

baroque said:

so instead of moist- can we use mildew?

for e.g.

this song is making me mildew

i am so mildew right now.

damp would also work

nod falloff

lol example: baby when you kiss me like that you make me so DAMP falloff omg hilarious

[Edited 8/30/10 21:24pm]

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... falloff
Reply #7 posted 08/30/10 9:25pm

ZombieKitten

insatiable3 said:

ZombieKitten said:

damp would also work

nod falloff

lol example: baby when you kiss me like that you make me so DAMP falloff omg hilarious

[Edited 8/30/10 21:24pm]

this cake is so damp! drool

Reply #8 posted 08/30/10 9:26pm

insatiable3

ZombieKitten said:

insatiable3 said:

nod falloff

lol example: baby when you kiss me like that you make me so DAMP falloff omg hilarious

[Edited 8/30/10 21:24pm]

this cake is so damp! drool

hell yeah nod lol

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... falloff
Reply #9 posted 08/30/10 9:28pm

CHIC0

disbelief such filth.

giggle

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Reply #10 posted 08/30/10 9:31pm

RenHoek

moderator

this thread made me moist...

hmmm

A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon
Reply #11 posted 08/30/10 9:32pm

insatiable3

ok here is another one:

dont forget if you dont want those hinges to rust you have to lubricate them

or make sure you fully lubricate your tooth brush

ima die falloff

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... falloff
Reply #12 posted 08/30/10 9:34pm

insatiable3

RenHoek said:

this thread made me moist...

hmmm

omg wink lmfao hug

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... falloff
Reply #13 posted 08/30/10 9:37pm

ZombieKitten

insatiable3 said:

ok here is another one:

dont forget if you dont want those hinges to rust you have to lubricate them

or make sure you fully lubricate your tooth brush

ima die falloff

finding it hard to turn on the missus?

call:

Reply #14 posted 08/30/10 9:41pm

insatiable3

ok another one:

that was a very stimulating experience..

that water pressure feels so stimulating..

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... falloff
Reply #15 posted 08/30/10 9:42pm

insatiable3

ZombieKitten said:

insatiable3 said:

ok here is another one:

dont forget if you dont want those hinges to rust you have to lubricate them

or make sure you fully lubricate your tooth brush

ima die falloff

finding it hard to turn on the missus?

call:

lol

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... falloff
Reply #16 posted 08/30/10 9:45pm

funkycat00

The PA announcements at my job. "More bang for your buck!" lol

Reply #17 posted 08/30/10 9:47pm

CHIC0

"stick it in" and "pull it out" are terms used on a daily basis at work. and those are tame.

don't ask...lol

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Reply #18 posted 08/30/10 9:50pm

insatiable3

CHIC0 said:

"stick it in" and "pull it out" are terms used on a daily basis at work. and those are tame.

don't ask...lol

ok i gotta ask where do you work falloff thats hilarious

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... falloff
Reply #19 posted 08/30/10 9:51pm

insatiable3

funkycat00 said:

The PA announcements at my job. "More bang for your buck!" lol

eek magical just magical lol

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... falloff
Reply #20 posted 08/30/10 11:18pm

FauxReal

insatiable3 said:

ok here is another one:

dont forget if you dont want those hinges to rust you have to lubricate them

or make sure you fully lubricate your tooth brush

ima die falloff

First word that came to mind for me.

I always thought it was nice of Walmart to have a Tire and Lube center. They really go that extra mile.

Reply #21 posted 08/31/10 12:02am

luv4u

Moderator

moderator

When hubby told me today he was feeling Hot I had dirty thoughts sexy horny

He had actually been sitting outside in the heat for a bit too long neutral

Edmonton, AB - canada

"hush nubbits" !
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Reply #22 posted 08/31/10 1:18am

Lisa10

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow.

Engine talk. innocent

Reply #23 posted 08/31/10 5:27am

chocolatehandles

now that's a hard one lol

Reply #24 posted 08/31/10 5:51am

orger

chocolatehandles said:

now that's a hard one lol

thank you

How is it you feel?
Reply #25 posted 08/31/10 5:53am

tinaz

luv4u said:

When hubby told me today he was feeling Hot I had dirty thoughts sexy horny

He had actually been sitting outside in the heat for a bit too long neutral

lol

~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~
Reply #26 posted 08/31/10 5:54am

XxAxX

throbbing

Reply #27 posted 08/31/10 6:35am

Ottensen

diddle ? confuse

boogie

Reply #28 posted 08/31/10 6:44am

tinaz

Everytime I hear "caulk" I never hear the "L"...

~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~
Reply #29 posted 08/31/10 6:58am

Genesia

Most commonly heard on the putting green...

Get in the hole! mad

I mean if he did have sex he would break every rule Jehova's have regarding premarital sex so Prince is really just friends with them all anyway.
Reply #30 posted 08/31/10 8:30am

Mach

Hump day

... over the hump

smile

Reply #31 posted 08/31/10 8:32am

NMuzakNSoul

Balls. Boa constructor.

Balls.

Balls.

Reply #32 posted 08/31/10 8:34am

PunkMistress

rectory

homeowner

sextuplet

analyze

It's what you make it.
Reply #33 posted 08/31/10 8:36am

NMuzakNSoul

PunkMistress said:

rectory

homeowner

sextuplet

analyze

Yeah at analyze. I say that a lot and everytime I be like hmm. I do have someone I wish to analyze actually. lol To study...

To study.

Reply #34 posted 08/31/10 9:09am

insatiable3

Ok this is one of my favorites how about uranus.... bahhahahaha
insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... falloff
Reply #35 posted 08/31/10 10:27am

retina

Beaches

As in "we've got lots of nice beaches in Florida".

To me it always sounds like another, similar-sounding word...

Reply #36 posted 08/31/10 10:29am

XxAxX

when people talk abouit being "rear-ended" in traffic giggle

[Edited 9/1/10 5:46am]

Reply #37 posted 08/31/10 10:47am

Cinnie

Where I work, there are shelves that move to save space.

I started to move a shelf when someone was putting a folder away in that aisle, advising her she can stand there just holding the folder while the shelf moves back and slides on top.

She just started laughing. lol

Reply #38 posted 08/31/10 10:54am

Genesia

More golf...

Want me to wash your balls for you?

I mean if he did have sex he would break every rule Jehova's have regarding premarital sex so Prince is really just friends with them all anyway.
Reply #39 posted 08/31/10 11:00am

Shorty

CHIC0 said:

"stick it in" and "pull it out" are terms used on a daily basis at work. and those are tame.

don't ask...lol

hmm...I wonder if you work with disc drives? I used to test them and we said alot of stick it in and pull it out...it would always make someone chuckle a bit.
"not a fan" falloff yeah...ok
Reply #40 posted 08/31/10 11:08am

SHOCKADELICA1

Dickie

Those fake turtle neck things.

For some reason I always crack up when somebody their gonna put a "dickie" on. falloff

"Bring friends, bring your children and bring foot spray 'cause it's gon' be funky." ~ Prince

A kiss on the lips, is betta than a knife in the back ~ Sheila E

Darkness isn't the absence of light, it's the absence of U ~ Prince
Reply #41 posted 08/31/10 11:10am

Lisa10

CHIC0 said:

"stick it in" and "pull it out" are terms used on a daily basis at work. and those are tame.

don't ask...lol

And thrust?

Reply #42 posted 08/31/10 1:14pm

RenHoek

moderator

to riff off Tinaz answer... when I install awnings I use caulk all the time. I've found it a little unusual to talk about caulk in front of my clients but they want to know what kind of caulk and how much caulk I use. It's even weirder when I ask my assistant to hand me the caulk or put fresh caulk in the caulk gun

A working class Hero is something to be ~ Lennon
Reply #43 posted 08/31/10 1:38pm

tinaz

RenHoek said:

to riff off Tinaz answer... when I install awnings I use caulk all the time. I've found it a little unusual to talk about caulk in front of my clients but they want to know what kind of caulk and how much caulk I use. It's even weirder when I ask my assistant to hand me the caulk or put fresh caulk in the caulk gun

lol

See, its an akward word!

~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~
Reply #44 posted 08/31/10 1:39pm

CHIC0

Lisa10 said:

CHIC0 said:

"stick it in" and "pull it out" are terms used on a daily basis at work. and those are tame.

don't ask...lol

And thrust?

not so much. lol

but there are a lot of 'stiffs' around. giggle

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Reply #45 posted 08/31/10 2:11pm

Nothinbutjoy

As mentioned in another thread I live in Utah.

One of my co-workers went to a Ward (church) game night over the weekend where they played board games. I can't think of the name of the game, but it's a short version of a game that can take a very long time to play, and it's somewhat like charades where you have to get your teammates to guess a word without using certain words to describe it.

Her word was flacid.

giggle

She came to work yesterday and we all laughed at how horribly we'd corrupted her. She could not think of anything not penis related to describe that word.

giggle

Photoshop kills natural beauty
Reply #46 posted 08/31/10 2:20pm

Genesia

Nothinbutjoy said:

As mentioned in another thread I live in Utah.

One of my co-workers went to a Ward (church) game night over the weekend where they played board games. I can't think of the name of the game, but it's a short version of a game that can take a very long time to play, and it's somewhat like charades where you have to get your teammates to guess a word without using certain words to describe it.

Her word was flacid.

giggle

She came to work yesterday and we all laughed at how horribly we'd corrupted her. She could not think of anything not penis related to describe that word.

giggle

Flaccid.

I mean if he did have sex he would break every rule Jehova's have regarding premarital sex so Prince is really just friends with them all anyway.
Reply #47 posted 08/31/10 2:45pm

blueblossom

"sticky" oh yes that will do it for me

also

"smells fishy" --- ha ha ha ROFLMAO!!

looking at a skyscraper "what a huge erection" oh yes.....lol

"I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be...
Reply #48 posted 08/31/10 2:53pm

Nothinbutjoy

Genesia said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

As mentioned in another thread I live in Utah.

One of my co-workers went to a Ward (church) game night over the weekend where they played board games. I can't think of the name of the game, but it's a short version of a game that can take a very long time to play, and it's somewhat like charades where you have to get your teammates to guess a word without using certain words to describe it.

Her word was flacid.

giggle

She came to work yesterday and we all laughed at how horribly we'd corrupted her. She could not think of anything not penis related to describe that word.

giggle

Flaccid.

sigh

Photoshop kills natural beauty
Reply #49 posted 08/31/10 4:18pm

PaisleyPark5083

Hummer, as in the car. Does it everytime for me.

Reply #50 posted 08/31/10 4:22pm

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy

Load.

I have to do a load right now (laundry)

I aint thinkin clothes lol

2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740
Reply #51 posted 08/31/10 4:52pm

errant

"low-hanging fruit"

"does my cock look fat in these jeans?"
Reply #52 posted 08/31/10 5:05pm

DesireeNevermind

It's amazing how thick and hard cucumbers grow.

I didn't know Dick Gregory used to be a comic before he thrust himself into civil rights.

Into the Night was a good movie.

Faster Pussy Cat Kill Kill was hilarious.

I can't think of any words that trigger a filthy mind. Sorry. neutral

Reply #53 posted 08/31/10 6:05pm

ZombieKitten

whofarted

Reply #54 posted 08/31/10 7:10pm

paintsprayer

tinaz said:

RenHoek said:

to riff off Tinaz answer... when I install awnings I use caulk all the time. I've found it a little unusual to talk about caulk in front of my clients but they want to know what kind of caulk and how much caulk I use. It's even weirder when I ask my assistant to hand me the caulk or put fresh caulk in the caulk gun

lol

See, its an akward word!

My wife was in a a toy store with the kids once and was looking at some sort of marker that let kids draw on the wall during a bath. A woman rushed over and told her "don't buy that it stained my husbands caulk" ...she had to walk away.

When I worked at Home Depot a guy came in and said to the woman behind the service desk "if I was caulk where would I hide". I told her she should call the cops.

Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall
Reply #55 posted 08/31/10 7:12pm

paintsprayer

Last week after working on the car I told my wife I had to put some fluid in my rear end

neutral

Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall
Reply #56 posted 08/31/10 7:21pm

ZombieKitten

paintsprayer said:

Last week after working on the car I told my wife I had to put some fluid in my rear end

neutral

spit

Reply #57 posted 08/31/10 7:24pm

728huey

I saw a hairy pussy cat the other day. pussy It made me think about how people need to check the oil in their car by observing the oil on their dipstick. It also made me think about why it took so long fot BP to plug the hole in that well in the Gulf. Then I noticed a picture on the wall tilting awkwardly, so I had to mount the frame again. Then I had a flashback to this spring, when the volcano in Iceland erupted and spilled its lava all over.

typing

Reply #58 posted 08/31/10 7:26pm

PunkMistress

paintsprayer said:

tinaz said:

lol

See, its an akward word!

My wife was in a a toy store with the kids once and was looking at some sort of marker that let kids draw on the wall during a bath. A woman rushed over and told her "don't buy that it stained my husbands caulk" ...she had to walk away.

When I worked at Home Depot a guy came in and said to the woman behind the service desk "if I was caulk where would I hide". I told her she should call the cops.

spit

It's what you make it.
Reply #59 posted 08/31/10 9:14pm

BklynBabe

y'all nuts!

giggle

Reply #60 posted 09/01/10 12:02am

NMuzakNSoul

lol

Reply #61 posted 09/01/10 3:30am

chocolatehandles

Today i had to type a Quote for some repair work...i laughed my head off when i saw the word

manhole.... cut throught the manhole to make it bigger falloff

Reply #62 posted 09/01/10 6:28am

Shorty

Unit my unit your unit the unit it's always funny smile
"not a fan" falloff yeah...ok
Reply #63 posted 09/01/10 12:44pm

paintsprayer

When we would sell tires and do a curtesy suspension check I would get to tell women that "your front end is tight"

Now I'm older than movies, Now I'm wiser than dreams, And I know who's there
When silhouettes fall
Reply #64 posted 09/02/10 1:00pm

DesireeNevermind

chocolatehandles said:

Today i had to type a Quote for some repair work...i laughed my head off when i saw the word

manhole.... cut throught the manhole to make it bigger falloff

headbang

Cut through the manhole to make it bigger

Got that ass on my gat while I pull the trigger

Reply #65 posted 09/02/10 1:02pm

Lisa10

Fuck always triggers a filthy mind for me. nod

Reply #66 posted 09/02/10 4:29pm

ZombieKitten

Lisa10 said:

Fuck always triggers a filthy mind for me. nod

falloff

Reply #67 posted 09/02/10 4:48pm

chocolatehandles

DesireeNevermind said:

chocolatehandles said:

Today i had to type a Quote for some repair work...i laughed my head off when i saw the word

manhole.... cut throught the manhole to make it bigger falloff

headbang

Cut through the manhole to make it bigger

Got that ass on my gat while I pull the trigger

OMG falloff

sounds like a prince song

Reply #68 posted 09/02/10 5:44pm

Militant

moderator

PunkMistress said:

homeowner

LMFAO.

I seriously thought I was the only one that always laughed at that.

Especially cos of the adverts on TV that come on saying "Are you a homeowner?"

lol lol lol

Reply #69 posted 09/02/10 6:14pm

PunkMistress

Militant said:

PunkMistress said:

homeowner

LMFAO.

I seriously thought I was the only one that always laughed at that.

Especially cos of the adverts on TV that come on saying "Are you a homeowner?"

lol lol lol

OMG. My husband is a field technician who has to do work on people's homes. When he tells me about his day, he'll always refer to "the homeowner" and all I hear is "the homo ner" every fucking time. lol

It's what you make it.
Reply #70 posted 09/02/10 7:10pm

insatiable3

my friend works at jiffy lube and the title of his position is LUBE EXPERT!! i about died laughing today! heart

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... falloff
Reply #71 posted 09/02/10 7:20pm

ZombieKitten

insatiable3 said:

my friend works at jiffy lube and the title of his position is LUBE EXPERT!! i about died laughing today! heart

does he deliver? call

Reply #72 posted 09/02/10 7:23pm

insatiable3

ZombieKitten said:

insatiable3 said:

my friend works at jiffy lube and the title of his position is LUBE EXPERT!! i about died laughing today! heart

does he deliver? call

falloff probably not but hey you never know... wink

insatiable3: how can i cure my hangover?
whistle: getting drunk is for teenagers. shoot heroin like an adult.... falloff
Reply #73 posted 09/02/10 7:45pm

Militant

moderator

insatiable3 said:

my friend works at jiffy lube and the title of his position is LUBE EXPERT!! i about died laughing today! heart

LOL, Jiffy Lube always makes me laugh when I go past.

I feel like Beavis and Butthead sometimes.... "lube.....huhuhuhuhhuh"

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