my other thread reminded me of a school rumor back in middle school

this girls name k***** henderson

said she would put peanut butter on her cooch and her dog would lick it off

and she said it felt good

do you know anyone who has done this sick stuff

i mean.. i made my dog lick my feet when i put mustard on it but your cooch is just sick

thats animal cruelty

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alrighty then.....

BklynBabe said:

alrighty then.....

+1.......... quintillion

Isn't that one of those urban legends?

I love a good cooch licking. As long as I'm the one providing the services.

Even Snopes can't verify whether or not this is true... that's sayin' somethin'...

Peanut Butter Cooter

RenHoek said:

Even Snopes can't verify whether or not this is true... that's sayin' somethin'...

Peanut Butter Cooter

You're signature is even funnier when I'm drunk off my ass.

That is and should be considered a form of animal cruelty. That's just sick. I look at it the same as when that man was having anal sex with his horse. People are just fucking sick these days and need to be locked the fuck up. Like really you that desperate for some type of sex? Next thing you know we'll be hearing in the news of psychotic of how a woman wanted to suck a dick so bad that she sucked her dog's dick.

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I used to work with a guy who claims he caught his girlfriend doing that with his dog, which adds insult to injury. I don't know if he was telling the truth but I'm sure that stuff happens more often than most people think. People (in general) are pretty messed up. Just consider all the sick stuff you see on some of those porn sites.

missfee said:

People are just fucking sick these days

These days?

CuddlyBear said:

I love a good cooch licking. As long as I'm the one providing the services.

I'm sure there's a dog out there for you! ... wait... I mean some peanut butter... errr... ohhhh never mind.

Cerebus said:

missfee said:

People are just fucking sick these days

These days?

yeah???? As in today's society people are sick. What's funny about that?

missfee said:

Cerebus said:

These days?

yeah???? As in today's society people are sick. What's funny about that?

Ummm. You're funny right now. With your four question marks.

People are no more sick now than they've ever been. We just hear more about what they're doing because everyone is instantly connected via the internet, cell phones and 24 hour a day news networks.

Cerebus said:

missfee said:

yeah???? As in today's society people are sick. What's funny about that?

Ummm. You're funny right now. With your four question marks.

People are no more sick now than they've ever been. We just hear more about what they're doing because everyone is instantly connected via the internet, cell phones and 24 hour a day news networks.

Well I don't know about whatever the hell was going on in the days before I was born because I wasn't here to know. I can only speak on what I hear about is going on TODAY...and that's what I did. And these mofo's are sick.

didn't the girl win tickets to see Ricky Martin?

missfee said:

Cerebus said:

Ummm. You're funny right now. With your four question marks.

People are no more sick now than they've ever been. We just hear more about what they're doing because everyone is instantly connected via the internet, cell phones and 24 hour a day news networks.

Well I don't know about whatever the hell was going on in the days before I was born because I wasn't here to know. I can only speak on what I hear about is going on TODAY...and that's what I did. And these mofo's are sick.

don't you read books, watch movies, hell...browse Wikipedia and learn things about the past?

folk used to be way more sexually scandalous. it got so bad once God even burnt towns to the ground

missfee said:

Cerebus said:

Ummm. You're funny right now. With your four question marks.

People are no more sick now than they've ever been. We just hear more about what they're doing because everyone is instantly connected via the internet, cell phones and 24 hour a day news networks.

Well I don't know about whatever the hell was going on in the days before I was born because I wasn't here to know. I can only speak on what I hear about is going on TODAY...and that's what I did. And these mofo's are sick.

I think there were more sick things going on the further you back in time.

What a lovely story.

I heard honey works better though...

ufoclub said:

missfee said:

Well I don't know about whatever the hell was going on in the days before I was born because I wasn't here to know. I can only speak on what I hear about is going on TODAY...and that's what I did. And these mofo's are sick.

I think there were more sick things going on the further you back in time.

all I can think of is the short film involving a dog and peanut butter called 200 smacks

what was that from?

I think that's a pretty common rumor to spread about someone in High School. There was a girl that supposedly did that at mine as well, but it probably wasn't true.

Apparently we also had a girl with two vaginas.

this shit happens ALL THE TIME

yes there are tubes with this type of shocking behaviour. But do you really need to see it to believe it?

so to if it's animal cruelty? you know... that's actually a good question. I'm inclined to say yes.

Been to a house party and they had a goat there.... didn't stay long since people were too drunk and a chick grabbed my ass... she was a huge German chick and would wipe the floor with me. I was scared and left, because I didn't want to dance with her. Her breath smelled like stale cigarettes and shit, but I digress...

Where the hell do people get goats (in the city) and why party with them? Do they lick things too? And why would you want a smelly animal on your coochie? Can't you get sick? I have allergies, (animal dander) won't your coochie just balloon up with a yeasty? What if a tick jumps on your twat? Why risk that? Eww.

paintedlady said:

Been to a house party and they had a goat there.... didn't stay long since people were too drunk and a chick grabbed my ass... she was a huge German chick and would wipe the floor with me. I was scared and left, because I didn't want to dance with her. Her breath smelled like stale cigarettes and shit, but I digress...

Where the hell do people get goats (in the city) and why party with them? Do they lick things too? And why would you want a smelly animal on your coochie? Can't you get sick? I have allergies, (animal dander) won't your coochie just balloon up with a yeasty? What if a tick jumps on your twat? Why risk that? Eww.

do you remember the spawning lobster tail story?!?!?

http://www.snopes.com/ris...obster.asp

paintedlady said:

won't your coochie just balloon up with a yeasty?

JustErin said:

What a lovely story.

I heard honey works better though...

... mmmm.... honey.... ...

ZombieKitten said:

paintedlady said:

Been to a house party and they had a goat there.... didn't stay long since people were too drunk and a chick grabbed my ass... she was a huge German chick and would wipe the floor with me. I was scared and left, because I didn't want to dance with her. Her breath smelled like stale cigarettes and shit, but I digress...

Where the hell do people get goats (in the city) and why party with them? Do they lick things too? And why would you want a smelly animal on your coochie? Can't you get sick? I have allergies, (animal dander) won't your coochie just balloon up with a yeasty? What if a tick jumps on your twat? Why risk that? Eww.

do you remember the spawning lobster tail story?!?!?

http://www.snopes.com/ris...obster.asp

*hopes this is just urban myth*

missfee said:

That is and should be considered a form of animal cruelty. That's just sick. I look at it the same as when that man was having anal sex with his horse. People are just fucking sick these days and need to be locked the fuck up. Like really you that desperate for some type of sex? Next thing you know we'll be hearing in the news of psychotic of how a woman wanted to suck a dick so bad that she sucked her dog's dick.

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Especially when there are guys who would kill to get a blowjob

Cerebus said:

JustErin said:

What a lovely story.

I heard honey works better though...

... mmmm.... honey.... ...

I had that on the tip of my tongue...

paintedlady said:

ZombieKitten said:

do you remember the spawning lobster tail story?!?!?

http://www.snopes.com/ris...obster.asp

*hopes this is just urban myth*

I love the bit in the explanation that says the woman was watching a lesbian porn, because if a woman masturbates, it's because she can't get a man