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Thread started 08/07/10 6:02am

sexyAuntyFuka

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Black dude ALWAYS gets killed in the movie

Watching a movie with a black guy in it is a dead certainty to be a death sentence for that unfortunate brother..

What do they do? Advertise: "black actor needed as comic relief and shameless stereo-type to die with no dignity in Hollywood blockbuster"

Films that have killed the only (or one of the only) black dude (usually first)..

1. Transformers: Yes, Transformers. Jazz, the ONLY black stereo-type auto-bot is savagely ripped in two

2. Deep blue sea: Not even Samuel L Jackson's bad ass could survive that shit

3. In Gremlins, the black science teacher dies first.

4. Enter the Dragon plays it straight. Of the three main protagonists, Williams exists only to show off his fabulous afro and be killed by the Villain first.

5. Painfully apparent in the film Stargate, where the black soldier is not even present during the first alien attack, but is still the first one to die.

6. Occurs twice in Apocalypse Now, where the two black members of the boat's crew are the first two to die.

7. In the original Planet Of The Apes movie, the black member of the three-man group of astronauts is the only one who's killed by the human-hunting gorillas. Of course, later in the movie it turns out that the other white astronaut survived but was lobotomised...

8. Don't even get me started on the Joker killing brothers in The Dark Knight

9. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer: It's always the gruff, scary black general that gets killed by the power hungry villain, Doctor Doom.

10. Scream 2. The first two characters to bite it are black, both in horrifying ways. Omar Epps (pre-House), through use of barely audible whispers to draw him close enough to the wall of the toilet to get stabbed in the ear, to Jada Pinkett being stabbed repeatedly in front of hundreds of witnesses who think it's an act and even encourage the killer!

11. Purple Rain

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Reply #1 posted 08/07/10 7:37am

ernestsewell

Don't forget American History X, Ghosts of Mississippi.

And uh....black dude didn't die in Shawshank Redemption. In fact, he definitely got one over on the man, a few times.

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Reply #2 posted 08/07/10 7:54am

papaaisaway

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Jurassic Park.

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Reply #3 posted 08/07/10 8:00am

BklynBabe

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it's like Star Trek when you see some "ensign" you never saw before for the first time....yup, s/he is gonna die!

PS at least LL survived Deep Blue Sea.....but that song made me want to push him back in the water...."my head is like a shark's fin" razz

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Reply #4 posted 08/07/10 8:03am

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Some exceptions...

Congo: Ernie Hudson survives a huge jungle full of deranged people dressed up as grey killer gorillas lol

Jurassic Park II: the black daughter of Ian Malcolm survives, and singlehandely kills one velocirraptor...

The Matrix Trilogy: Morpheus and other hundreds of black guys & gals survived...the white hero of the story was not that lucky...

Gladiator: the best friend of Maximus survived...other white friends didn't...

Die Hard III: Samuel L. Jackson escaped from a predictable death like 8 or 9 times in that movie lol shitty sequel anyway...

Pulp Fiction: Samuel L. Jackson's character, once again, has a happy ending; his white pal died, in a very ridiculous way...

Robin Hood Prience of Thieves: Morgan Freeman survives and saves the life of the white hero...

but yeah, black dudes are usually raped in action/adventure movies: Terminator 2, Revenge of the Sith, Jurassic Park, Glory, Alien, Aliens, Alien 3 & ALien IV (neutral ), Unforgiven, Under the Cherry Moon, etc.

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Reply #5 posted 08/07/10 8:10am

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BklynBabe said:

PS at least LL survived Deep Blue Sea.....but that song made me want to push him back in the water...."my head is like a shark's fin" razz

shit, I remember that movie; I saw it in a theater cuz a) it featured LL and that alone makes any film essential cool b) it featured killer sharks cool , but hell, I remember that scene, nearly the end, when the last shark almost kills LL, I thought "ok, eek if the producers/writers have the balls to murder LL's character, I swear I'll live the theater before this fuckin' movie ends mad" luckily, he survived lol

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Reply #6 posted 08/07/10 8:20am

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Not LL Cool J in that dumb sharkmovie... but I think the whole movie was a wink wink joke... because of how they did kill Samuel Jackson.

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Reply #7 posted 08/07/10 8:29am

sexyAuntyFuka

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few more..

in kingdom of heaven, the black guy gets like skewered in the beginning where all those guys come to get orlando bloom.

Legion

Stealth

The Longest Yard.. Chris Rock neutral

King Kong, the awesome black guy dies to save everyone else, and they see him later crushed at the bottom of the pit.
and then the bugs come....

Not even Christopher Tracy was safe lol

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Reply #8 posted 08/07/10 8:42am

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Lets hear it 4 Samuel L Jackson...the original expendable black guy in a Hollywood movie..he's been killed in:

1. Star Wars-Revenge of the Sith

2. Deep Blue Sea

3. Pulp Fiction?

4. Jurassic Park

5. Jackie Brown

6. Jungle Fever

7. A time to Kill?

7 1/2. Severely fucked up in unbreakable

8. Jumper

9. Lakeview Terrace

10. There's more but can't remember..

That brother has died more times than Prince's career smile

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Reply #9 posted 08/07/10 8:51am

JoeTyler

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sexyAuntyFuka said:

Lets hear it 4 Samuel L Jackson...the original expendable black guy in a Hollywood movie..he's been killed in:

1. Star Wars-Revenge of the Sith

2. Deep Blue Sea

3. Pulp Fiction?

4. Jurassic Park

5. Jackie Brown

6. Jungle Fever

7. A time to Kill?

7 1/2. Severely fucked up in unbreakable

8. Jumper

9. Lakeview Terrace

10. There's more but can't remember..

That brother has died more times than Prince's career smile

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[Edited 8/7/10 8:45am]

He SURVIVED in Pulp Fiction, he clearly left the mafia world behind for good...

Anyway, I don't think he's an expendable black guy anymore, since Pulp Fiction, he has been the main hero or the main villian (hence, he had to die) in countless film...the bizarre and definitely silly Deep Blue Sea is the exception (secondary role, early death)...

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Reply #10 posted 08/07/10 9:15am

sextonseven

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BklynBabe said:

it's like Star Trek when you see some "ensign" you never saw before for the first time....yup, s/he is gonna die!

Weren't they the ones dressed in red?

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Reply #11 posted 08/07/10 9:18am

sextonseven

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JoeTyler said:

Some exceptions...

Congo: Ernie Hudson survives a huge jungle full of deranged people dressed up as grey killer gorillas lol

Jurassic Park II: the black daughter of Ian Malcolm survives, and singlehandely kills one velocirraptor...

The Matrix Trilogy: Morpheus and other hundreds of black guys & gals survived...the white hero of the story was not that lucky...

Gladiator: the best friend of Maximus survived...other white friends didn't...

Die Hard III: Samuel L. Jackson escaped from a predictable death like 8 or 9 times in that movie lol shitty sequel anyway...

Pulp Fiction: Samuel L. Jackson's character, once again, has a happy ending; his white pal died, in a very ridiculous way...

Robin Hood Prience of Thieves: Morgan Freeman survives and saves the life of the white hero...

I always remember Ice Cube in Anaconda.

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Reply #12 posted 08/07/10 9:46am

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papaaisaway said:

Jurassic Park.

There was a black person in Jurassic Park? whofarted

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Reply #13 posted 08/07/10 9:48am

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sextonseven said:

BklynBabe said:

it's like Star Trek when you see some "ensign" you never saw before for the first time....yup, s/he is gonna die!

Weren't they the ones dressed in red?

nod with a target sign on their forehead....Ensign Expendable!

you should know when you have the three main characters and some dude....just like 6 main white characters and 1 "ethnic" person....

FYI, LL's character was supposed to die, and the white main lady character was supposed to live wink

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Reply #14 posted 08/07/10 10:17am

sexyAuntyFuka

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thekidsgirl said:

papaaisaway said:

Jurassic Park.

There was a black person in Jurassic Park? whofarted

Yep, brother not only go eaten up.. he then got shitted out disbelief

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Reply #15 posted 08/07/10 10:19am

thekidsgirl

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sexyAuntyFuka said:

thekidsgirl said:

There was a black person in Jurassic Park? whofarted

Yep, brother not only go eaten up.. he then got shitted out disbelief

Wow, I guess it's been too long since I've watched that, cause I do not remember ANY black people in that movie lol

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Reply #16 posted 08/07/10 10:23am

sexyAuntyFuka

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thekidsgirl said:

sexyAuntyFuka said:

Yep, brother not only go eaten up.. he then got shitted out disbelief

Wow, I guess it's been too long since I've watched that, cause I do not remember ANY black people in that movie lol

http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related

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Reply #17 posted 08/07/10 10:29am

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sexyAuntyFuka said:

thekidsgirl said:

Wow, I guess it's been too long since I've watched that, cause I do not remember ANY black people in that movie lol

http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related

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Damn! And it was even Samuel L. Jackson! lol I do remember him being there now, but his role was small

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Reply #18 posted 08/07/10 10:37am

BklynBabe

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Samuel L Jackson says:

he's tired of muthafuckin' snakes

tired of muthafuckin' dinosaurs

tired of muthafuckin' sharks

tired of muthafuckin' bitches on crack

and tired of muthafuckin' Jar Jar Brinks!

hmph!

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Reply #19 posted 08/07/10 10:39am

thekidsgirl

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BklynBabe said:

Samuel L Jackson says:

he's tired of muthafuckin' snakes

tired of muthafuckin' dinosaurs

tired of muthafuckin' sharks

tired of muthafuckin' bitches on crack

and tired of muthafuckin' Jar Jar Brinks!

hmph!

falloff Damn, that's one tired ass man! disbelief

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Reply #20 posted 08/07/10 12:13pm

namepeace

JoeTyler said:

The Matrix Trilogy: Morpheus and other hundreds of black guys & gals survived...the white hero of the story was not that lucky...


Those are the first films that came to mind for me. The Wachowski Bros. don't get enough credit for casting such a diverse group of actors in critical roles.

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Reply #21 posted 08/07/10 1:54pm

kpowers

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I wish Chris Tucker would die more often in his movies

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Reply #22 posted 08/07/10 1:56pm

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BklynBabe said:

Samuel L Jackson says:

he's tired of muthafuckin' snakes

tired of muthafuckin' dinosaurs

tired of muthafuckin' sharks

tired of muthafuckin' bitches on crack

and tired of muthafuckin' Jar Jar Brinks!

hmph!

The worse is still Jar Jar Brinks

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Reply #23 posted 08/07/10 2:02pm

JoeTyler

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namepeace said:

JoeTyler said:

The Matrix Trilogy: Morpheus and other hundreds of black guys & gals survived...the white hero of the story was not that lucky...


Those are the first films that came to mind for me. The Wachowski Bros. don't get enough credit for casting such a diverse group of actors in critical roles.

nod nod

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Reply #24 posted 08/07/10 2:07pm

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sextonseven said:

JoeTyler said:

Some exceptions...

Congo: Ernie Hudson survives a huge jungle full of deranged people dressed up as grey killer gorillas lol

Jurassic Park II: the black daughter of Ian Malcolm survives, and singlehandely kills one velocirraptor...

The Matrix Trilogy: Morpheus and other hundreds of black guys & gals survived...the white hero of the story was not that lucky...

Gladiator: the best friend of Maximus survived...other white friends didn't...

Die Hard III: Samuel L. Jackson escaped from a predictable death like 8 or 9 times in that movie lol shitty sequel anyway...

Pulp Fiction: Samuel L. Jackson's character, once again, has a happy ending; his white pal died, in a very ridiculous way...

Robin Hood Prience of Thieves: Morgan Freeman survives and saves the life of the white hero...

I always remember Ice Cube in Anaconda.

I always remember Jennifer's curvy wet ass in Anaconda.

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Reply #25 posted 08/07/10 3:33pm

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sexyAuntyFuka said:

Watching a movie with a black guy in it is a dead certainty to be a death sentence for that unfortunate brother..

What do they do? Advertise: "black actor needed as comic relief and shameless stereo-type to die with no dignity in Hollywood blockbuster"

Films that have killed the only (or one of the only) black dude (usually first)..

1. Transformers: Yes, Transformers. Jazz, the ONLY black stereo-type auto-bot is savagely ripped in two

2. Deep blue sea: Not even Samuel L Jackson's bad ass could survive that shit

3. In Gremlins, the black science teacher dies first.

4. Enter the Dragon plays it straight. Of the three main protagonists, Williams exists only to show off his fabulous afro and be killed by the Villain first.

5. Painfully apparent in the film Stargate, where the black soldier is not even present during the first alien attack, but is still the first one to die.

6. Occurs twice in Apocalypse Now, where the two black members of the boat's crew are the first two to die.

7. In the original Planet Of The Apes movie, the black member of the three-man group of astronauts is the only one who's killed by the human-hunting gorillas. Of course, later in the movie it turns out that the other white astronaut survived but was lobotomised...

8. Don't even get me started on the Joker killing brothers in The Dark Knight

9. Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer: It's always the gruff, scary black general that gets killed by the power hungry villain, Doctor Doom.

10. Scream 2. The first two characters to bite it are black, both in horrifying ways. Omar Epps (pre-House), through use of barely audible whispers to draw him close enough to the wall of the toilet to get stabbed in the ear, to Jada Pinkett being stabbed repeatedly in front of hundreds of witnesses who think it's an act and even encourage the killer!

11. Purple Rain

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What black guy dies in Purple Rain? confuse

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Reply #26 posted 08/07/10 3:40pm

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Romeo's best friend in Romeo and Juliet from 1997

Chris Brown in Stomp the Yard

Q Tip in Poetic Justice

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Reply #27 posted 08/07/10 4:01pm

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Deep Blue Sea is on BET right now and I am ROTFLMAO at Samuel getting ate up right in the middle of his speech!!! faint falloff faint falloff faint falloff faint muthafuckin' hilarious!

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Reply #28 posted 08/07/10 4:09pm

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sexyAuntyFuka said:

Lets hear it 4 Samuel L Jackson...the original expendable black guy in a Hollywood movie..he's been killed in:

1. Star Wars-Revenge of the Sith

2. Deep Blue Sea

3. Pulp Fiction?

4. Jurassic Park

5. Jackie Brown

6. Jungle Fever

7. A time to Kill?

7 1/2. Severely fucked up in unbreakable

8. Jumper

9. Lakeview Terrace

10. There's more but can't remember..

That brother has died more times than Prince's career smile

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[Edited 8/7/10 8:45am]

No, he KILLED in A Time To Kill lol

You can call me "ROC" for short wink
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Reply #29 posted 08/07/10 4:09pm

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namepeace said:

JoeTyler said:

The Matrix Trilogy: Morpheus and other hundreds of black guys & gals survived...the white hero of the story was not that lucky...


Those are the first films that came to mind for me. The Wachowski Bros. don't get enough credit for casting such a diverse group of actors in critical roles.

Yep, and imagine if Will Smith had taken the role when he was offered it; Jesus would've been Black wink.

You can call me "ROC" for short wink
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