We need more high quality porn.

Americans are so anti-sex.

From Dlisted

hen it was announced that Laurence Fishburne's 19-year-old daughter was about to make her fuck film debut, a few of his friends and family members gathered their coins together and tried to buy up all the copies from Vivid Entertainment. TMZ reports that Team Shut Down Chippy D hired lawyer Yale Galanter to offer Vivid $1 million for every copy of Montana's porn. They were going to melt down every DVD, put that shit in a giant syringe and give it to Montana to inject into her face and nalgas.

Well, she does want to be like Kim Kardassian.But Team Shut Down Chippy D was too late, because Vivid told them they had already shipped out all the DVDs. Steve Hirsch confirmed this to TMZ: "It's true that we had several conversations with Mr. Galanter. We would have stopped shipment but it was too late. We continue to have the utmost respect for all involved."

They might have been wasting their time and cash anyways. Montana tells People that spreading her snatch on camera is something she's wanted to do in for a long time. While waiting for the bus to take her to high school, Montana would secretly wish that the Bang Bus showed up instead. Or something like that. Montana also said she shot her first porn before telling her family, because she didn't want them to show up to the set and throw themselves over her crotch.

Montana explained, "Being in an adult film is not a big deal to me. It's something I always wanted to do. I have always been comfortable in my body and with my sexuality. I am not in porn to get into acting. I am in porn because I wanted to be in porn."

Montana still didn't offer a reasonable explanation for why in the name of Cowboy Curtis she wants to be called Chippy D! Bitch sounds like a crunch snack from the makers of Sunny D.

And since Montana has already made up her mind, I just hope she doesn't spit on any dicks in porn. That shit is the worst part! I hate it when the dude is like, "Spit on that dick! Spit on it!" Like I'm really going to cough up a loogie on a peen and then lick it back up when I go in to finish the job. Sucio ass fuck! Okay, I would...

Someone in my Twitter feed follows her. Earlier today she tweeted "So...I might be pregnant"

JOYJOY said:

I read on another Blog that she has a prostitution charge going through the system at the moment, and has been working in that profession for a while possibly due to a drug habit.

The Porn dude is using her to further his career and the girl is too stupid to realise.

One of her 'girlfriends' shares some thoughts on the matter

http://www.worldstarhipho...LrjNpFAQeo

I couldn't figure out for the LIFE of me how her head could be so skewed to think this was a legitimate route to an awards podium for acting. Good Lord, drugs would certainly explain a lot of this.

Shoewhore said:

Someone in my Twitter feed follows her. Earlier today she tweeted "So...I might be pregnant"

GTFOOH!!!! . Chile, 'scuse me while I just lie here a few feet away from you

Wow, that video sheds new light on the situation. I didn't hear the friend say that she might be on drugs, but I heard her discussing that "Jeremy" turned Montana out. Who the hell is Jeremy? This situation gets sadder and sadder by the day.

Well then this should come as no shock to Larry...since she's been dabling in sex with strangers for some time now. But I guess everyone knows at this point. Somebody needs to do an intervention with that little girl and get her the hell out of LA or wherever the hell she is living.

Reel said:

Wow, that video sheds new light on the situation. I didn't hear the friend say that she might be on drugs, but I heard her discussing that "Jeremy" turned Montana out. Who the hell is Jeremy? This situation gets sadder and sadder by the day.

Well then this should come as no shock to Larry...since she's been dabling in sex with strangers for some time now. But I guess everyone knows at this point. Somebody needs to do an intervention with that little girl and get her the hell out of LA or wherever the hell she is living.

Ron Jeremy

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Reel said:

Wow, that video sheds new light on the situation. I didn't hear the friend say that she might be on drugs, but I heard her discussing that "Jeremy" turned Montana out. Who the hell is Jeremy? This situation gets sadder and sadder by the day.

Well then this should come as no shock to Larry...since she's been dabling in sex with strangers for some time now. But I guess everyone knows at this point. Somebody needs to do an intervention with that little girl and get her the hell out of LA or wherever the hell she is living.

The scrawny boy in the other video with her?

luv4u said:

Reel said:

Wow, that video sheds new light on the situation. I didn't hear the friend say that she might be on drugs, but I heard her discussing that "Jeremy" turned Montana out. Who the hell is Jeremy? This situation gets sadder and sadder by the day.

Well then this should come as no shock to Larry...since she's been dabling in sex with strangers for some time now. But I guess everyone knows at this point. Somebody needs to do an intervention with that little girl and get her the hell out of LA or wherever the hell she is living.

Ron Jeremy

[img:$uid]http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/ffximage/2008/11/10/moe_1__11__gallery__526x400.jpg[/img:$uid]

I know Ron Jeremy (been a fan of his _____ for years ) But....I thought she mentioned that "Jeremy" was a pimp that borrowed Brian Pumper's car. So I thought she was talking about another Jeremy. I'll have to listen again.

Aryll said:

Reel said:

Wow, that video sheds new light on the situation. I didn't hear the friend say that she might be on drugs, but I heard her discussing that "Jeremy" turned Montana out. Who the hell is Jeremy? This situation gets sadder and sadder by the day.

Well then this should come as no shock to Larry...since she's been dabling in sex with strangers for some time now. But I guess everyone knows at this point. Somebody needs to do an intervention with that little girl and get her the hell out of LA or wherever the hell she is living.

The scrawny boy in the other video with her?

Ok...that's who first came to mind. I'll have to go back to that video and skip over boring azz Brian Pumpers attempts to explain nuclear physics to us, and see what that skinny cat looking boy said his name was.

Shoewhore said:

Someone in my Twitter feed follows her. Earlier today she tweeted "So...I might be pregnant"

DOUBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shoewhore said:

Someone in my Twitter feed follows her. Earlier today she tweeted "So...I might be pregnant"

Brian Pumper Jr.?

bboy87 said:

Shoewhore said:

Someone in my Twitter feed follows her. Earlier today she tweeted "So...I might be pregnant"

Brian Pumper Jr.?

Lloyd Banks Jr.?

pannies came off

oh annits shaved

oh annits shaved

the NSFW video:

that rap is just nasty

Reel said:

Aryll said:

The scrawny boy in the other video with her?

Ok...that's who first came to mind. I'll have to go back to that video and skip over boring azz Brian Pumpers attempts to explain nuclear physics to us, and see what that skinny cat looking boy said his name was.

He gave him porn name J Pipes.

Brian Pumper defends himself. He's irritating to watch, but kinda interesting what he has to say. This is part 2. I'm sure nobody else wants to listen to him any longer than they have to, which is why I didn't post part 1.

bboy87 said:

Shoewhore said:

Someone in my Twitter feed follows her. Earlier today she tweeted "So...I might be pregnant"

Brian Pumper Jr.?

Oh sweet baby jeeeebus, no

Okay, I finally saw the best friends's video all the way through. This shit is so not funny. Ironically yesterday I was out fo town for the day, resting and reading at a spa and spent the entire time drowning in a book of short stories by J.California Cooper. More than a few of them had protagonists that got hooked up with the wrong man, and out of love or fear or whatever, these broads were so emotionally desperate for their other half's acceptance, love, attention, and validation that they ended up doing all sorts of craziness; accepting cheating, becoming prostitutes, getting ripped off financially and emotionally. While these were stories written by an older author and took place in other time periods, these things still do happen, apparently. it reminds me of a friend of mine from childhood, who had everything going for her from the outside (gorgeous model who graced YM magazine, college grad, great humor and wit), but for really complicated reasons has always only been attracted to bad boys and the bad things they do. She went from working the corporate thing under a Rockefeller to being knocked up by some Jamaican drug dude who's appeared on America's Most Wanted. The reasons are complicated though. You dig deep enough into her childhood you uncover some really fucked up traumas that actually have little to do with her parents, but were in fact the result of contact with other people.

This Montana kid is on the downward spiral. I wonder if tough love is the answer or if it will isolate her more from her family.

2freaky4church1 said:

Americans are so anti-sex.

...the fuck outta here. That kid is on dope and on the 'ho stroll with a pimp. this is not some Eliot Spitzer call girl shit with Rolexes, yachts and fancy parties, this is the hard knock life

Cinnie said:

pannies came off

oh annits shaved

oh annits shaved

the NSFW video:

that rap is just nasty

"...gray sweat stains in the crack ´cuz it´s hot.."......that guy is soo romantic and eloquent. Sounds like he´s in love this time.

His singing is better than his rapping though.

Dude is wearing some hideous outfits in this video. Check out 0.38. So ugly!

Reel said:

Brian Pumper defends himself. He's irritating to watch, but kinda interesting what he has to say. This is part 2. I'm sure nobody else wants to listen to him any longer than they have to, which is why I didn't post part 1.

I loved the last two or three minutes of this video. He´s not even TRYING to be funny, he´s just being who he is. Dude is really deep toward the the end of the vid. He´s a what? Girlologist? Sexologist? He knows a lot about relationships?

Gotta admit I admire and envy him for his lifestyle but more so for the fact how lightly he´s taking things in life.I bet he has no stress related health problems whatsoever.

That dude ^^^^^ is a Poser. I don't want his funky "sell your soul to Lucifer for fame" lifestyle, because it has obviously made him and many others like him very miserable. Grass seems always greener on the other side. I'm not even certain that those chains are real. And he talks like he is really not playing with a full deck. Notice he was smart enough NOT to say anything about Laurence Fishburne directly.

There's another tape with Brian Pumper dissing JayZ and telling him that he does not know how to love Beyonce in the bedroom, and that he (B. Pumper) would do a better job of it. The song is explicit, and wack.

Reel said:

That dude ^^^^^ is a Poser. I don't want his funky "sell your soul to Lucifer for fame" lifestyle, because it has obviously made him and many others like him very miserable. Grass seems always greener on the other side. I'm not even certain that those chains are real. And he talks like he is really not playing with a full deck. Notice he was smart enough NOT to say anything about Laurence Fishburne directly.

There's another tape with Brian Pumper dissing JayZ and telling him that he does not know how to love Beyonce in the bedroom, and that he (B. Pumper) would do a better job of it. The song is explicit, and wack.

I bet he´s wondering whether what he did was a really smart move. He doesn´t feel very comfortable when the interviewer mentions Laurence Fishburne.

I bet deep down, he´s a bit scared of Laurence Fishburne.

Reel said:

Brian Pumper defends himself. He's irritating to watch, but kinda interesting what he has to say. This is part 2. I'm sure nobody else wants to listen to him any longer than they have to, which is why I didn't post part 1.

LMFAO. did yall hear at the end he said LAURENCE Fishburne I had a lot of fun with you you're a doll etc? he messed up and said Laurence instead of Montana. Yep. Dude scared.

Start at the 5 min mark.

[Edited 8/7/10 9:31am]

Shoewhore said:

Someone in my Twitter feed follows her. Earlier today she tweeted "So...I might be pregnant"

Wow, really? What thee hell!

I guess after seeing how successful Kourtney Kardashian was shopping her kids photos around, she'll take inspiration from that too.

NMuzakNSoul said:

Reel said:

Brian Pumper defends himself. He's irritating to watch, but kinda interesting what he has to say. This is part 2. I'm sure nobody else wants to listen to him any longer than they have to, which is why I didn't post part 1.

LMFAO. did yall hear at the end he said LAURENCE Fishburne I had a lot of fun with you you're a doll etc? he messed up and said Laurence instead of Montana. Yep. Dude scared.

Start at the 5 min mark.

[Edited 8/7/10 9:31am]

He should be. Would you want to mess around with the dude that played Morpheus/Ike Turner?

Ottensen said:

NMuzakNSoul said:

LMFAO. did yall hear at the end he said LAURENCE Fishburne I had a lot of fun with you you're a doll etc? he messed up and said Laurence instead of Montana. Yep. Dude scared.

Start at the 5 min mark.

[Edited 8/7/10 9:31am]

He should be. Would you want to mess around with the dude that played Morpheus/Ike Turner?

Nah. I love Laurence he don't play. Jokes aside it's a sad sad situation Ottie.

i wish i had been old enough to make a sound decision at 19.....

bboy87 said:

SCNDLS said:

She shoulda just ate the cake.

and now she's eating dick

AAAND Brian's chocolate starfish (cuz I heard he likes that freeeky shit...)