What are some useless inventions that have made a fortune???

I'll start:

You are better off using your hands or at least chopsticks

SPORKS

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This invention makes absolutely no sense. Aren't these just weeds or sprouts? It's not even cute.

CHIA PET

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I actually saw a bunch of these for sale the other day........

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Seen these several times........

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Have not seen these..........

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And for those with a Hannibal Lecter fetish...........

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CHIC0 said:

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I'm not sure I'd call that one useless. Hell, I'd buy one!

A MOUTH exerciser

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SHOCKADELICA1 said:

A MOUTH exerciser

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Poiple said:

CHIC0 said:

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I'm not sure I'd call that one useless. Hell, I'd buy one!

CHIC0 said:

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CHIC0 said:

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The mind is a strange thing. When I look at this picture....I swear I smell fart.

This thread is

x's a ZILLION

Who knew there were so many crazy ass inventions out there!

I am LOL at the woman with the umbrella and the "watch hole" in the jacket.

DanceWme said:

CHIC0 said:

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I so want one.

Your ass would so die with this in the summertime.

KidaDynamite said:

DanceWme said:

I so want one.

Your ass would so die with this in the summertime.

I thought about the warning label on plastic bags: "This is not a toy". She looks like she can't breathe in there!

Also, if it is pouring, or hot so it fogs up, that thing would have zero visibility!

Ok I saw a commercial for a pillow that was made to look like an animal ( in a cartoonish kiddie kind of way) and I'm thinking to myself "it's just a pillow that I could've made myself". Some fucker is about to become a millionnaire over night. A fucking pillow! With a snap on the bottom so you can lay it flat or roll it up.

I got some for ya!

For you orger's that can't stay away from the computer...

So wrong..

Oh yeah....

SherryJackson said:

I got some for ya!

Shoe Umbrellas!

I had one of those when I was a kid,but you were supposed to put it on your head like a hat,so that when you had your hair washed,the soap did'nt get in your eyes.

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This thread.......

KidaDynamite said:

DanceWme said:

I so want one.

Your ass would so die with this in the summertime.

If I'm in a store and see this Im buyin it with the quickness

its sooo stupid

chocolatehandles said:

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This thread.......

If that's a sex toy then it's brilliant.

If it's really for your bread then.....utterly useless.

It looks like glue stick.

DanceWme said:

CHIC0 said:

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i feel suffocated just looking at that shit wtf

Poiple said:

Seen these several times........

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this, I like!

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chocolatehandles said:

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This thread.......

Acrylic said: