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Printablephunkdaddy said: I remember one wear Ayana Angel was taking it up the doody hole
and another chick tells the guy let me see how her ass taste and then she kisses Ayana afterwards and dude was like hell yeah i like that shit.  Did he mean "shit" or was it just a poor choice of words given the situation?  | |
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Cinnie said: Acrylic said: So, I watched a porn once and the guy goes:
"Ohh, your pussy tastes so good... like, pussy flavor." Really?   Mmmm: pussy-y.Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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JustErin said: phunkdaddy said: I remember one wear Ayana Angel was taking it up the doody hole
and another chick tells the guy let me see how her ass taste and then she kisses Ayana afterwards and dude was like hell yeah i like that shit. Isn't that like standard dialogue in porn?  Could be but that was the first time i've seen a dude stroking a girl up the ass and then another girl sucks the shit infested dick after begging to see how her ass taste. Don't laugh at my funk
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in my early 20s i had some friends (male and female, gay and straight) and we all loved watching bizarre porn. we got very competitive to find the funniest one. this one was my find. the song at 2:52 became something all of us knew the words to and used to delight in singing. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: in my early 20s i had some friends (male and female, gay and straight) and we all loved watching bizarre porn. we got very competitive to find the funniest one. this one was my find. the song at 2:52 became something all of us knew the words to and used to delight in singing.   ACRYLIC
I do nothing professionally. I only do things for fun. johnart: Acrylic's old bras is where tits of all sizes go to frolic after they die. Tit Heaven. | |
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johnart said: Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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I once saw a german midget fisting porn, and the guy says "let me see you stick it in her furburger" (in heavy german accent ) I watched that bit like 5 times, laughing until I was nearly sick | |
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I don't like any of the new black porn.
The brothers talk so much shit and it's really annoying I'm like, shut the fuck up with all the trash talk and fuck the girl already! I wonder if the sisters in those vids wear ear plugs | |
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The most" " is German porn | |
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do you like that? yeah! yeah? yeah! yeah? yeah! do you like my cock in your ass? yeah! yeah? yeah!
Alright already, we get it! | |
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phunkdaddy said: JustErin said: Isn't that like standard dialogue in porn? Could be but that was the first time i've seen a dude stroking a girl up the ass and then another girl sucks the shit infested dick after begging to see how her ass taste. Ya, that's the norm these days. | |
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zaza said: The most"
" is German porn "Ich habe einen groß Kugelschreiber" | |
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ZombieKitten said: I once saw a german midget fisting porn, and the guy says "let me see you stick it in her furburger" (in heavy german accent
) I watched that bit like 5 times, laughing until I was nearly sick Ron will chase me around (joking THANK GAWD!!) talkin bout "Come on. Lemme _____ your Boy Furburger." 
I have no idea where he got that expression. Is that a German thing? He lived there for a while as a teen. | |
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zaza said: The most"
" is German porn I love vintage German porn. No matter how good the women are gettin it if they're really animated they always sound pissed off. | |
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If you've listened to the satellite-radio version of The Howard Stern Show, you've heard some hilarious porn dialogue (straight and gay). The best is when a porn star comes in and Howard says, "Let's have a listen to some of your work...".
Certain clips have become show soundbite staples. A few off the top of my head: "Are you proud of me, Daddy?!" "Daddy's boy's been a bad, bad boy!" "Oh, yeah - droppin' fuckin' loads!!!" | |
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joseph8 said: I don't like any of the new black porn.
The brothers talk so much shit and it's really annoying I'm like, shut the fuck up with all the trash talk and fuck the girl already! I wonder if the sisters in those vids wear ear plugs Wesley Pipes especially. Don't laugh at my funk
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Acrylic said: So, I watched a porn once and the guy goes:
"Ohh, your pussy tastes so good... like, pussy flavor." Really? They need to add that to the Ramen line-up. | |
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FauxReal said: Acrylic said: So, I watched a porn once and the guy goes:
"Ohh, your pussy tastes so good... like, pussy flavor." Really? They need to add that to the Ramen line-up.  ACRYLIC
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FauxReal said: Acrylic said: So, I watched a porn once and the guy goes:
"Ohh, your pussy tastes so good... like, pussy flavor." Really? They need to add that to the Ramen line-up. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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FauxReal said: Acrylic said: So, I watched a porn once and the guy goes:
"Ohh, your pussy tastes so good... like, pussy flavor." Really? They need to add that to the Ramen line-up. You're a trip.I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09   | |
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OH MY GOD. I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD EVER ASK!!!!!
"Take your whoreface money....." "I know you like a small white one, a medium brown one and a big black juicy one!" These are both from a movie called TALK DIRTY TO ME II. It was the first porn my cousins and I saw together. We laughed our asses off. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: OH MY GOD. I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD EVER ASK!!!!!
"Take your whoreface money....." "I know you like a small white one, a medium brown one and a big black juicy one!" These are both from a movie called TALK DIRTY TO ME II. It was the first porn my cousins and I saw together. We laughed our asses off.
This makes me think of Jeff Palmer once again. Same movie as Scarlet and I were -ing over at the start of this thread.
"Bring on the brown boys!" (or something like that). | |
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johnart said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: OH MY GOD. I THOUGHT NO ONE WOULD EVER ASK!!!!!
"Take your whoreface money....." "I know you like a small white one, a medium brown one and a big black juicy one!" These are both from a movie called TALK DIRTY TO ME II. It was the first porn my cousins and I saw together. We laughed our asses off.
This makes me think of Jeff Palmer once again. Same movie as Scarlet and I were -ing over at the start of this thread.
"Bring on the brown boys!" (or something like that).
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ScarletScandal said: johnart said:
This makes me think of Jeff Palmer once again. Same movie as Scarlet and I were -ing over at the start of this thread.
"Bring on the brown boys!" (or something like that).
I'M DONE WITH LIFE.
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NDRU said: talking is like any fetish, it should be labeled just like "anal" "gay" "big boobs"
Not everyone needs to talk all the time, many people just want to see sex not hear idiots talk. It's not the talking that's the problem. It's bad actors with annoying voices who aren't really getting off anyway that's the problem. Which is, like I said, disturbingly common. "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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I really don't see the point in dialogue in porn. Just fuck dammit! | |
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johnart said: oh god, he's the worst - yes you have a big dick, do you have to mention it on every single stroke? | |
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thejason said: once saw a scene where a dude with a thick New York-ish accent told the chick...
"Open up baby...eat my nut butta." Nut butta??? really?? what a fucking douche  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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