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Reply #30 posted 12/08/09 2:07pm

johnart

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

johnart said:



Or by accidentally falling on a hard penis.

It's true.



spit


Don't laugh. I'm serious. neutral
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Reply #31 posted 12/08/09 2:10pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:




spit


Don't laugh. I'm serious. neutral




I'm so tempted to GOOGLE image - "falling on a hard penis".....BUT I'M AT WORK!!!!!
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #32 posted 12/08/09 2:10pm

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johnart said:

squirrelgrease said:

Has she ever ridden a horse? Because I heard that can break the seal.


Or by accidentally falling on a hard penis.

It's true.



lol I would happily break the fall of a lady with my johnson. I'm always trying to do my part.
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Reply #33 posted 12/08/09 2:13pm

johnart

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squirrelgrease said:

johnart said:



Or by accidentally falling on a hard penis.

It's true.



lol I would happily break the fall of a lady with my johnson. I'm always trying to do my part.


That is because you're a true gentleman. nod
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Reply #34 posted 12/08/09 2:14pm

Dayclear

johnart said:

This thread will self destruct in 10, 9, 8...

Edit:
I stand totally corrected. I'm shocked at the maturity level on this thread.
[Edited 12/8/09 12:08pm]

So will that marriage. confused
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Reply #35 posted 12/08/09 2:15pm

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

johnart said:



Don't laugh. I'm serious. neutral




I'm so tempted to GOOGLE image - "falling on a hard penis".....BUT I'M AT WORK!!!!!


A pic of John Mayer came up. I kid you not.
[Edited 12/8/09 14:15pm]
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Reply #36 posted 12/08/09 2:15pm

Graycap23

Dayclear said:

johnart said:

This thread will self destruct in 10, 9, 8...

Edit:
I stand totally corrected. I'm shocked at the maturity level on this thread.
[Edited 12/8/09 12:08pm]

So will that marriage. confused

I can only imagine the toxins in that box.
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Reply #37 posted 12/08/09 2:18pm

MIGUELGOMEZ

johnart said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:





I'm so tempted to GOOGLE image - "falling on a hard penis".....BUT I'M AT WORK!!!!!


A pic of John Mayer came up. I kid you not.
[Edited 12/8/09 14:15pm]




falloff

That makes more sense than you know...
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Reply #38 posted 12/08/09 2:29pm

TD3

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JustErin said:

As far as I know, I don't know any adults that are virgins.

I waited until I was 19 to have sex.

And sex is just physical to me...I'm sure people are tired of reading me say that on here. lol


Erin you go right ahead and repeat it, often, I don't mind. lol
When I was single I had no problem keeping physical sex vs emotional sex, separate.

Congrats on your friend nuptials and good for her she's found someone and on her terms based on her values and faith.

I knew two people who were in their early 30's and both felt as if they were freaks. I always told them to be true to themselves, your core values.. you are who your are.

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Reply #39 posted 12/08/09 3:59pm

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marriage has always been a dissapointment to me, i hope shes happy.
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Reply #40 posted 12/08/09 5:26pm

ernestsewell

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marriage has always been a dissapointment to me, i hope shes happy.

I think she will be. She doesn't take any mess, but she's very loving too. She's one to squash things right off the bat, and not go to bed angry.
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Reply #41 posted 12/08/09 5:31pm

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I heard the seal wears with age anyway.
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Reply #42 posted 12/08/09 6:02pm

myfavorite

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ernestsewell said:

myfavorite said:

marriage has always been a dissapointment to me, i hope shes happy.

I think she will be. She doesn't take any mess, but she's very loving too. She's one to squash things right off the bat, and not go to bed angry.



lol dont ask me why i think thats funny...shrug
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Reply #43 posted 12/08/09 11:03pm

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Well that's nice. Not like there's an age restriction for that but uh....she def missed her baby train. Oh well....best of luck to them both and let's all pray dude is not a bad lover cuz that would just be hell to experience at age 50. I've only known one guy who was a virgin at age 29. He was in my yoga class. He was really cute and nice and when I tried to fix him up with a friend he declined because she appeared too "worldly" for him. That's when he confessed that he was a virgin and never had an erection. I'm like omg at the "never had an erection" part.
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Reply #44 posted 12/08/09 11:41pm

Ottensen

ernestsewell said:

SCNDLS said:


How do you know she "waited" to get married like it was a choice? A lot of people "want" to get married but it's not like you can go in the basement and create a partner. Also, black women statistically tend to marry later or less than other women and it's not by choice.

Her choice was a CHOICE, in that she wasn't going to file through dozens of men trying to find the right one. She approached it as being perused instead of doing the pursuing. She worked, hung out with friends, stayed strong in her faith with God, and felt confident that when the time was right, the man she was to marry would be there. Oddly, she probably had no idea this guy would end up being her fiance, since he was married when she met him and his wife years ago. The wife died in 2008. But their friendship early on was also a good way of creating JUST a friendship, and getting to know someone well, WITHOUT the assumption of dating or marriage or sex in it. Friends first seems to have worked for her.
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That sounds very nice. I'm very happy for your friend! While I don't know any virgins of advanced age, I will say that your friend Gale will have a lot to look forward to sexually having waited this long. Something changes physiologically in a woman's body as she ages and the sexual experience becomes very intensified...it's like nerve endings go haywire (in a good way). I had always heard about this, read about it, but never gave much though to it...until after I hit 35...and holy hot damn if sex didn't suddenly become like a space shuttle blast off whofarted. I tell you, if I knew in my 20's what I know now thumbs up!...I think I might not have ever married and could have been happy keeping myself locked under a chastity belt until 30, I swear to God. I've always been a very sexual being, but post 35 sex will knock the wind out of your chest on the first stroke and have you seeing stars. Your friend is going to enjoy conjugal connection with her new husband, indeed whew
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Reply #45 posted 12/09/09 12:09am

ernestsewell

DesireeNevermind said:

Well that's nice. Not like there's an age restriction for that but uh....she def missed her baby train. Oh well....best of luck to them both and let's all pray dude is not a bad lover cuz that would just be hell to experience at age 50. I've only known one guy who was a virgin at age 29. He was in my yoga class. He was really cute and nice and when I tried to fix him up with a friend he declined because she appeared too "worldly" for him. That's when he confessed that he was a virgin and never had an erection. I'm like omg at the "never had an erection" part.

She isn't too worried about the baby train, although she is still very menstrual.
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Reply #46 posted 12/09/09 12:13am

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ernestsewell said:

DesireeNevermind said:

Well that's nice. Not like there's an age restriction for that but uh....she def missed her baby train. Oh well....best of luck to them both and let's all pray dude is not a bad lover cuz that would just be hell to experience at age 50. I've only known one guy who was a virgin at age 29. He was in my yoga class. He was really cute and nice and when I tried to fix him up with a friend he declined because she appeared too "worldly" for him. That's when he confessed that he was a virgin and never had an erection. I'm like omg at the "never had an erection" part.

She isn't too worried about the baby train, although she is still very menstrual.



falloff dayum...ya'll DO talk. wink
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Reply #47 posted 12/09/09 12:34am

ernestsewell

DesireeNevermind said:

ernestsewell said:


She isn't too worried about the baby train, although she is still very menstrual.



falloff dayum...ya'll DO talk. wink

We are very close. She knows things about me that my own family doesn't even know. And I know when she's on her period, because she craves "grease" (as she calls it), aka junk food. She'll hit up the Chinese Take Out, and then I know....Aunt Flo is visiting. hahahaha
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Reply #48 posted 12/09/09 12:39am

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ernestsewell said:

DesireeNevermind said:




falloff dayum...ya'll DO talk. wink

We are very close. She knows things about me that my own family doesn't even know. And I know when she's on her period, because she craves "grease" (as she calls it), aka junk food. She'll hit up the Chinese Take Out, and then I know....Aunt Flo is visiting. hahahaha



spit @ craves grease.
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Reply #49 posted 12/09/09 12:45am

shytown

johnart said:

squirrelgrease said:

Has she ever ridden a horse? Because I heard that can break the seal.


Or by accidentally falling on a hard penis.

It's true.

lol
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Reply #50 posted 12/09/09 1:30am

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My co-worker Randy S. is a 50 something virgin, mostly because he is a loser
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Reply #51 posted 12/09/09 1:36am

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ernestsewell said:

DesireeNevermind said:




falloff dayum...ya'll DO talk. wink

We are very close. She knows things about me that my own family doesn't even know. And I know when she's on her period, because she craves "grease" (as she calls it), aka junk food. She'll hit up the Chinese Take Out, and then I know....Aunt Flo is visiting. hahahaha


lol that aunt flo is something even if u try to keep the door locked she always messes up things and sheonly visits 12 times a year, i never really get a long with her. lol
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Reply #52 posted 12/09/09 3:20am

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johnart said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:





I'm so tempted to GOOGLE image - "falling on a hard penis".....BUT I'M AT WORK!!!!!


A pic of John Mayer came up. I kid you not.
[Edited 12/8/09 14:15pm]

these exact posts in this thread came up lmao
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Reply #53 posted 12/09/09 3:43am

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JustErin said:

DoggystyleLuvr said:


spank


And yes, I like to be spanked...and choked.


Ah shit now. Ordering a dawg collar right now.
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Reply #54 posted 12/09/09 3:51am

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Ottensen said:

ernestsewell said:


Her choice was a CHOICE, in that she wasn't going to file through dozens of men trying to find the right one. She approached it as being perused instead of doing the pursuing. She worked, hung out with friends, stayed strong in her faith with God, and felt confident that when the time was right, the man she was to marry would be there. Oddly, she probably had no idea this guy would end up being her fiance, since he was married when she met him and his wife years ago. The wife died in 2008. But their friendship early on was also a good way of creating JUST a friendship, and getting to know someone well, WITHOUT the assumption of dating or marriage or sex in it. Friends first seems to have worked for her.
[Edited 12/8/09 12:46pm]


That sounds very nice. I'm very happy for your friend! While I don't know any virgins of advanced age, I will say that your friend Gale will have a lot to look forward to sexually having waited this long. Something changes physiologically in a woman's body as she ages and the sexual experience becomes very intensified...it's like nerve endings go haywire (in a good way). I had always heard about this, read about it, but never gave much though to it...until after I hit 35...and holy hot damn if sex didn't suddenly become like a space shuttle blast off whofarted. I tell you, if I knew in my 20's what I know now thumbs up!...I think I might not have ever married and could have been happy keeping myself locked under a chastity belt until 30, I swear to God. I've always been a very sexual being, but post 35 sex will knock the wind out of your chest on the first stroke and have you seeing stars. Your friend is going to enjoy conjugal connection with her new husband, indeed whew
[Edited 12/8/09 23:43pm]

But what if he can't fuck? Let's be real, it's a lot more non-fucking mofos walking this Earth than dudes who know how to make you see stars. Waiting for 50 years is no guarantee that HE knows what he's doing or how to teach her about sex. I'm all for being true to your beliefs but sometimes you gotta kiss some toads to find a shoe that fits. Just sayin . . . the odds of mindblowing sex the first time out the gate are definitely not good. lol

Could you imagine being yoked up for LIFE with the first dude you had sex with??? shake
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Reply #55 posted 12/09/09 4:36am

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marriage is just the thing for people who don't particularly like sex.
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Reply #56 posted 12/09/09 4:56am

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eek



falloff



For a free trip to Scotland, I'd tittie fuck her. shrug
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Reply #57 posted 12/09/09 9:47am

ernestsewell

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But what if he can't fuck? Let's be real, it's a lot more non-fucking mofos walking this Earth than dudes who know how to make you see stars. Waiting for 50 years is no guarantee that HE knows what he's doing or how to teach her about sex. I'm all for being true to your beliefs but sometimes you gotta kiss some toads to find a shoe that fits. Just sayin . . . the odds of mindblowing sex the first time out the gate are definitely not good. lol

Could you imagine being yoked up for LIFE with the first dude you had sex with??? shake


Now you guys are being disrespectful.
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Reply #58 posted 12/09/09 9:58am

SCNDLS

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ernestsewell said:

SCNDLS said:

But what if he can't fuck? Let's be real, it's a lot more non-fucking mofos walking this Earth than dudes who know how to make you see stars. Waiting for 50 years is no guarantee that HE knows what he's doing or how to teach her about sex. I'm all for being true to your beliefs but sometimes you gotta kiss some toads to find a shoe that fits. Just sayin . . . the odds of mindblowing sex the first time out the gate are definitely not good. lol

Could you imagine being yoked up for LIFE with the first dude you had sex with??? shake


Now you guys are being disrespectful.

whofarted I'm not being disrespectful at all cuz my comment is a general one and I'm asking a legitimate question. If you're going to start a thread about 50 year old virgins don't be surprised where the discussion goes. shrug
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Reply #59 posted 12/09/09 10:44am

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SCNDLS said:

Ottensen said:



That sounds very nice. I'm very happy for your friend! While I don't know any virgins of advanced age, I will say that your friend Gale will have a lot to look forward to sexually having waited this long. Something changes physiologically in a woman's body as she ages and the sexual experience becomes very intensified...it's like nerve endings go haywire (in a good way). I had always heard about this, read about it, but never gave much though to it...until after I hit 35...and holy hot damn if sex didn't suddenly become like a space shuttle blast off whofarted. I tell you, if I knew in my 20's what I know now thumbs up!...I think I might not have ever married and could have been happy keeping myself locked under a chastity belt until 30, I swear to God. I've always been a very sexual being, but post 35 sex will knock the wind out of your chest on the first stroke and have you seeing stars. Your friend is going to enjoy conjugal connection with her new husband, indeed whew


But what if he can't fuck? Let's be real, it's a lot more non-fucking mofos walking this Earth than dudes who know how to make you see stars. Waiting for 50 years is no guarantee that HE knows what he's doing or how to teach her about sex. I'm all for being true to your beliefs but sometimes you gotta kiss some toads to find a shoe that fits. Just sayin . . . the odds of mindblowing sex the first time out the gate are definitely not good. lol

Could you imagine being yoked up for LIFE with the first dude you had sex with??? shake


How will she know though? She has nothing to compare to. (I'm guessing she's not the type to watch pornos.)
The check. The string he dropped. The Mona Lisa. The musical notes taken out of a hat. The glass. The toy shotgun painting. The things he found. Therefore, everything seen–every object, that is, plus the process of looking at it–is a Duchamp.
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