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Note to self... Note to self...
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Porn isn't worth the hassle | |
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i need to ease up on the food gorging. "one of us has got to pick the phone up!" | |
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Consume coffee | |
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Try to get out of PJ's before 3 p.m. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven
My shop! | |
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When the alarm goes off in the morning... Try gettiing out of bed 4 a change. Bring back ![]() | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Try to get out of PJ's before 3 p.m.
Does P J arrive at 3 pm? You owe me $5. I caught the big fish....again | |
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Put important paperwork out of reach of children Go Fast! | |
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When you're discussing some family bullshit with a friend, ALWAYS make sure you haven't just dialed that family member from your pocket. | |
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Never drink sobieski vodka again
i thought hurricane season was over | |
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Note-to-self: Remind org that Norm MacDonald popularized the phrase "note-to-self". One of Norm's many SNL "Weekend Update" n-t-s bits:
In Alabama, a new state law will dramatically increase the penalty for bouncing a check. [Norm pulls tape recorder out of his pocket, activates it and speaks into it] Note to self: Cancel summer vacation plans in Alabama; find state more accommodating to the Norm MacDonald lifestyle. [nods, grins, pockets recorder]
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avoid P&R....
Crazy stalker girls
Always frothing at the mouth Horribly scary Haiku by connorhawke | |
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avoid bitchy, rude, bitter, self righteous Prince diehard fanbots that regularly visit this site and this particular thread.
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Ace said: Note-to-self: Remind org that Norm MacDonald popularized the phrase "note-to-self". One of Norm's many SNL "Weekend Update" n-t-s bits:
In Alabama, a new state law will dramatically increase the penalty for bouncing a check. [Norm pulls tape recorder out of his pocket, activates it and speaks into it] Note to self: Cancel summer vacation plans in Alabama; find state more accommodating to the Norm MacDonald lifestyle. [nods, grins, pockets recorder]
- snltranscripts.jt.org God DAMN there are a lot of dumb motherfuckers walking around! - George Carlin
Stalkerwomen of the world unite in delusion!!!!! | |
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Note to self: Apartments overlook the swimming pool, whether there are other people in the pool or not. | |
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Vendetta1 said: Ace said: Note-to-self: Remind org that Norm MacDonald popularized the phrase "note-to-self". One of Norm's many SNL "Weekend Update" n-t-s bits:
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Note to self-avoid the chip aisle.
Elixer...baby it sho' ain't about no liquid ailment fixer! | |
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Note to self~
~4ever~ | |
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Note to self: TAKE NOTE!!!! Who the fuck is Prince? | |
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prb said: avoid P&R....
and P:M&M when its fam season. a yo prince im really happy for you imma let you finish but Michael Jackson had one of the best records of all time! | |
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PurpleDiamond2009 said: prb said: avoid P&R....
and P:M&M when its fam season. Or at all costs! Who the fuck is Prince? | |
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BoOTyLiCioUs said: avoid bitchy, rude, bitter, self righteous Prince diehard fanbots that regularly visit this site and this particular thread.
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Fauxie said: Note to self: Apartments overlook the swimming pool, whether there are other people in the pool or not.
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chocolatehandles said: Fauxie said: Note to self: Apartments overlook the swimming pool, whether there are other people in the pool or not.
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chocolatehandles said: BoOTyLiCioUs said: avoid bitchy, rude, bitter, self righteous Prince diehard fanbots that regularly visit this site and this particular thread.
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Fauxie said: Note to self: Apartments overlook the swimming pool, whether there are other people in the pool or not.
Let me know where exactly that pool is, so that I can swim in it, you can re-do whatever you did and I will let you know just how much was visible I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that'll get on your nerves, all day long. I know a song that'll get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves. I know a song that'll get on your n | |
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BoOTyLiCioUs said: chocolatehandles said: a yo prince im really happy for you imma let you finish but Michael Jackson had one of the best records of all time! | |
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MacDaddy said: Fauxie said: Note to self: Apartments overlook the swimming pool, whether there are other people in the pool or not.
Let me know where exactly that pool is, so that I can swim in it, you can re-do whatever you did and I will let you know just how much was visible Don't you mean you'd be up in the apartments? | |
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Fauxie said: MacDaddy said: Let me know where exactly that pool is, so that I can swim in it, you can re-do whatever you did and I will let you know just how much was visible Don't you mean you'd be up in the apartments? As long as you're not getting blackmailed it's all good. Who the fuck is Prince? | |
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connorhawke said: Fauxie said: Don't you mean you'd be up in the apartments? As long as you're not getting blackmailed it's all good. Nothing yet. | |
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