Why Did The Blonde Get On The Roof?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

I dont get it....

Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!

KrystleEyes 22/03/05

Why did the blonde stick a fire hose between her legs?













She heard there was a fire down below.

" LOVE YOU 4EVA GRANDMA LOLA, WATCH OVER US TILL WE MEET AGAIN. PRINCE: WH3N U L3T TH3 RAIN FALL DOWN, TH3Y ALL GONNA G3T W3T!

why did the blonde go the basketball game?

cuz she wanted to marry a nba player.

Fury said:

why did the blonde go the basketball game?

cuz she wanted to marry a nba player.

" LOVE YOU 4EVA GRANDMA LOLA, WATCH OVER US TILL WE MEET AGAIN. PRINCE: WH3N U L3T TH3 RAIN FALL DOWN, TH3Y ALL GONNA G3T W3T!

DesireeNevermind said:

Fury said:

why did the blonde go the basketball game?

cuz she wanted to marry a nba player.

stop! Plus that's the NFL
[Edited 10/30/09 13:45pm]

Why did the Blonde stick a peice of wheat bread in her shoe?











Cuz she wanted a toe jam sandwhich.

" LOVE YOU 4EVA GRANDMA LOLA, WATCH OVER US TILL WE MEET AGAIN. PRINCE: WH3N U L3T TH3 RAIN FALL DOWN, TH3Y ALL GONNA G3T W3T!

How can you tell a blond on the beach?
She's wearing her g-string back to front.

Bohemian67 said:

" LOVE YOU 4EVA GRANDMA LOLA, WATCH OVER US TILL WE MEET AGAIN. PRINCE: WH3N U L3T TH3 RAIN FALL DOWN, TH3Y ALL GONNA G3T W3T!

I was in McDonalds today and a blonde girl with huge breasts served me.

Over her right breast she had a badge that said "Gemma".

I said "That's a cute name... What did you call the other one?"

Bring back

How does a blonde make up her mind?

She puts lipstick on her forehead.

Bohemian67 said:

Love is just like the faucet
It turns off and on
Sometimes when you think it's on baby
It has turned off and gone


Lady Day

[Edited 11/8/09 15:12pm]

Dayclear said:

Are these 'dumb blonde' jokes?

You owe me $5. I caught the big fish....again

why didn't the blond not get the joke?

She doesn't know she kept checking her email but it never showed up.

Okay, this is pretty raunchy but funny.

A blonde was driving down the street one night and accidentally swerved into another lane of traffic before coming back into her lane. Then she heard a police siren and saw flashing lights, and the police car announced for her to pull over.

The police officer then came over to her window and asked her why she swerved into the other lane of traffic. She said, "I just looked away for a second, and before I knew it, I had accidentally crossed into the other lane."

"I need you to step out of the car," the police officer said.

The blonde gets out of the car, and the police officer tells her, "Please walk down the center line." The blonde does this, and the police officer tells her to walk back along the center line. She does this and asks, "Am I doing okay?"

The police officer says, "So far so good. But I need one more thing from you."

The police officer then unzips his pants zipper and pulls out his penis, and the blonde says, "Oh no! Not the breathalyzer!"

Dayclear said:

Are these 'dumb blonde' jokes?

" LOVE YOU 4EVA GRANDMA LOLA, WATCH OVER US TILL WE MEET AGAIN. PRINCE: WH3N U L3T TH3 RAIN FALL DOWN, TH3Y ALL GONNA G3T W3T!

728huey said:

Okay, this is pretty raunchy but funny.

A blonde was driving down the street one night and accidentally swerved into another lane of traffic before coming back into her lane. Then she heard a police siren and saw flashing lights, and the police car announced for her to pull over.

The police officer then came over to her window and asked her why she swerved into the other lane of traffic. She said, "I just looked away for a second, and before I knew it, I had accidentally crossed into the other lane."

"I need you to step out of the car," the police officer said.

The blonde gets out of the car, and the police officer tells her, "Please walk down the center line." The blonde does this, and the police officer tells her to walk back along the center line. She does this and asks, "Am I doing okay?"

The police officer says, "So far so good. But I need one more thing from you."

The police officer then unzips his pants zipper and pulls out his penis, and the blonde says, "Oh no! Not the breathalyzer!"

" LOVE YOU 4EVA GRANDMA LOLA, WATCH OVER US TILL WE MEET AGAIN. PRINCE: WH3N U L3T TH3 RAIN FALL DOWN, TH3Y ALL GONNA G3T W3T!

Why did the nursing blonde eat a Hershey bar before feeding her baby?







She thought she could make chocolate milk.

" LOVE YOU 4EVA GRANDMA LOLA, WATCH OVER US TILL WE MEET AGAIN. PRINCE: WH3N U L3T TH3 RAIN FALL DOWN, TH3Y ALL GONNA G3T W3T!

comegetwild said:

I was in McDonalds today and a blonde girl with huge breasts served me.

Over her right breast she had a badge that said "Gemma".

I said "That's a cute name... What did you call the other one?"

Dayclear said:

Are these 'dumb blonde' jokes?

728huey said:

Okay, this is pretty raunchy but funny.

A blonde was driving down the street one night and accidentally swerved into another lane of traffic before coming back into her lane. Then she heard a police siren and saw flashing lights, and the police car announced for her to pull over.

The police officer then came over to her window and asked her why she swerved into the other lane of traffic. She said, "I just looked away for a second, and before I knew it, I had accidentally crossed into the other lane."

"I need you to step out of the car," the police officer said.

The blonde gets out of the car, and the police officer tells her, "Please walk down the center line." The blonde does this, and the police officer tells her to walk back along the center line. She does this and asks, "Am I doing okay?"

The police officer says, "So far so good. But I need one more thing from you."

The police officer then unzips his pants zipper and pulls out his penis, and the blonde says, "Oh no! Not the breathalyzer!"

DesireeNevermind said:

Fury said:

why did the blonde go the basketball game?

cuz she wanted to marry a nba player.

stop! Plus that's the NFL
[Edited 10/30/09 13:45pm]

How do you drown a blonde?













Put a scratch & sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool.

How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?










Shine a flashlight in her ear.




Blonde edit
[Edited 10/31/09 22:52pm]

A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over.

The police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's driver's license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?'

Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."

what's green and it's on a fence?








paint

what's brown and coming down hill in the snow?








a skiwi