You Know You've Had a Bad Day When..... (fill in the blank)

You burn cooked food

People bitch at you all day long.




Ok folks your turn!!

Edmonton, AB - - If you're happy and you know it your hands, if you're happy and you know it do a

When you don't realize you had one ...


cuz you're dead

Mach said:

When you don't realize you had one ...


cuz you're dead

You show up all proud cuz you made it on time only to discover your friends are in town next week! True story, that happened to me

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You show up all proud cuz you made it on time only to discover your friends are in town next week! True story, that happened to me

Mach said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You show up all proud cuz you made it on time only to discover your friends are in town next week! True story, that happened to me

last Thursday eve I sat at the airport for 3.5 hrs waiting on my Brother's ( delayed ) flight to come in ... Plane landed - no Mike

called home and TR checked the flight info

he was flying in Friday eve



Guess I was a bit excited

Had not seen him in over 6 yrs

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Mach said:

last Thursday eve I sat at the airport for 3.5 hrs waiting on my Brother's ( delayed ) flight to come in ... Plane landed - no Mike

called home and TR checked the flight info

he was flying in Friday eve



Guess I was a bit excited

Had not seen him in over 6 yrs

I went to meet PK and Ness at Pink's Hot Dogs and waited and waited then sent them a text saying I couldn't wait any longer and I'd catch them the next day and they were like dork, we don't come to LA til next week!

YOU KNOW YOUVE HAD A BAD DAY WHEN...

nothing you do goes right. You have a hang nail. You didnt get laid the night before or morning of. You have so much work to do but not enough time to do it. Your friends have other plans, are out of town or are too busy being called in to the office at odd times of the day and night to deal with patients because he is a physician. You know who Im talking about.

You Know You've Had a Bad Day When..... You cry the whole drive home, but have to pull over on the side of the road when it starts becoming difficult to see

you show up to your family in your proudest moment and one of the children says your breath stinks. ...:haha:

>when I wake up with headache and I don't remember if it was of having drunk too much or if I lost the head in ORG

You show up for work and your manager asks what you're doing there because you're not do in till TOMORROW! Then she says oh well since you're here you can STAY!!!

thekidsgirl said:

You Know You've Had a Bad Day When..... You cry the whole drive home, but have to pull over on the side of the road when it starts becoming difficult to see

When I care what other people think about me.

you drive your kid to kindy and as you say goodbye he says "but mummy I'm still wearing my slippers!"
so you drive home to get him some shoes, and you realise you are locked out of the house. So you call your husband to come home and let you in, it takes him 35 minutes to drive home from work and he is not very happy.
you deliver the shoes, then take the other 2 kids to the thrift store to kill the 45 minutes left of the kindy session and your middle kid has diarrhea, in his pants.


what a day THAT was, it was actually a Friday 13th!

when some dumb bitch at work gets all in your face in front of everyoneaccusing you of yelling at her when the dumb bitch has been fucking up all day ordering up shit we don't have and not ordering what is actually needed and you are doing her job and yours and you didn't even yell at anyone but you should have.

when people ask aren't you glad some other dumb bitch got fired and you're like why would I really waste my karma on that type of shit! no I'm not glad for anyone to be fired even if they are rude and stupid. Dumb bitch has kids and I hope she straighteens out her act soon

you need a glass of wine and some Ambien!

you get out of bed and stub your toe against the nightstand so hard
you almost piss your pants

slip in the shower and hit your head to draw blood

walk the dog and see: a single magpie, a black cat and walk under a
ladder

have an important appointment but only have gass for 10 miles and r
unable to find the key to your car's gasstank

finally find the key, 30 minutes late, go to the gass station only
to run into your ex and his great new bf

race for the appointment and get stuck in a huge traffic jam and in
a moment of hysterics, realise you left your mobile at home

show up for the appointment 1,5 hrs late, and realise once you're
inside that you stepped in dog poo in the parking lot

get back home and change into something more comfortable, only to
stub your toe on the exact same gddamn spot

i just crawled into bed after that

IstenSzek said:

you get out of bed and stub your toe against the nightstand so hard
you almost piss your pants

slip in the shower and hit your head to draw blood

walk the dog and see: a single magpie, a black cat and walk under a
ladder

have an important appointment but only have gass for 10 miles and r
unable to find the key to your car's gasstank

finally find the key, 30 minutes late, go to the gass station only
to run into your ex and his great new bf

race for the appointment and get stuck in a huge traffic jam and in
a moment of hysterics, realise you left your mobile at home

show up for the appointment 1,5 hrs late, and realise once you're
inside that you stepped in dog poo in the parking lot

get back home and change into something more comfortable, only to
stub your toe on the exact same gddamn spot

i just crawled into bed after that

ZombieKitten said:

IstenSzek said:

you get out of bed and stub your toe against the nightstand so hard
you almost piss your pants

slip in the shower and hit your head to draw blood

walk the dog and see: a single magpie, a black cat and walk under a
ladder

have an important appointment but only have gass for 10 miles and r
unable to find the key to your car's gasstank

finally find the key, 30 minutes late, go to the gass station only
to run into your ex and his great new bf

race for the appointment and get stuck in a huge traffic jam and in
a moment of hysterics, realise you left your mobile at home

show up for the appointment 1,5 hrs late, and realise once you're
inside that you stepped in dog poo in the parking lot

get back home and change into something more comfortable, only to
stub your toe on the exact same gddamn spot

i just crawled into bed after that

oh my god, you win

IstenSzek said:

ZombieKitten said:

oh my god, you win

this is one prize i wish i didn't win

but thanks

thekidsgirl said:

You Know You've Had a Bad Day When..... You cry the whole drive home, but have to pull over on the side of the road when it starts becoming difficult to see

ZombieKitten said:

thekidsgirl said:

You Know You've Had a Bad Day When..... You cry the whole drive home, but have to pull over on the side of the road when it starts becoming difficult to see

what!!!!!
oh no! when was this

IstenSzek said:

you get out of bed and stub your toe against the nightstand so hard
you almost piss your pants

slip in the shower and hit your head to draw blood

walk the dog and see: a single magpie, a black cat and walk under a
ladder

have an important appointment but only have gass for 10 miles and r
unable to find the key to your car's gasstank

finally find the key, 30 minutes late, go to the gass station only
to run into your ex and his great new bf

race for the appointment and get stuck in a huge traffic jam and in
a moment of hysterics, realise you left your mobile at home

show up for the appointment 1,5 hrs late, and realise once you're
inside that you stepped in dog poo in the parking lot

get back home and change into something more comfortable, only to
stub your toe on the exact same gddamn spot

i just crawled into bed after that

ZombieKitten said:

you drive your kid to kindy and as you say goodbye he says "but mummy I'm still wearing my slippers!"
so you drive home to get him some shoes, and you realise you are locked out of the house. So you call your husband to come home and let you in, it takes him 35 minutes to drive home from work and he is not very happy.
you deliver the shoes, then take the other 2 kids to the thrift store to kill the 45 minutes left of the kindy session and your middle kid has diarrhea, in his pants.


what a day THAT was, it was actually a Friday 13th!

If my 3 year old hasn't had enough sleep I just know the whole day is going to go really bad.

florescent said:

IstenSzek said:

florescent said:

If my 3 year old hasn't had enough sleep I just know the whole day is going to go really bad.

i hear you. when i visit my friend who has a 3 yr old i can tell
the moment she opens the door if her son had a good night of sleep
or not.



i'm usually like "hand him over, we're going to feed the ducks in
the park for an hour or so and you just make yourself some tea and
slow your heartbeat on the couch"

when I wake up

You think it's a fart...but it's not.

CarrieLee said: