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Printableroodboi said: this should be a pic thread so we can see some technique, ladies...
Women have technique?! I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: women don't like it cuz probably a lot of guys have nasty spunk. all rancid raw egg mixed with windex and vinegar.
all any dude needs to do is become vegan for two weeks to clean out his pipes. okay that might not help too much but its a start.  maybe if guys ate their own jizz they would know why some women have an issue.But guys do eat their own . . . . (Don't tell them I let that out . . . .) That's why they expect you to swallow. I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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Dayclear said: I don't know, why do Gay men do it?
 Because it's the BOMB! I don't want you to think like me. I just want you to think. | |
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SUPRMAN said: Dayclear said: I don't know, why do Gay men do it?
Because it's the BOMB! Cuz we love it, gettin' and givin'. | |
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ernestsewell said: SUPRMAN said: Because it's the BOMB! Cuz we love it, gettin' and givin'. speak for yourself. You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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Genesia said: Well, see...that's where actually [b]loving the person you're sexually involved with can make a difference. Their pleasure becomes as important as your own.[/b]
As for smell...the guy may have hygiene issues. But it's also possible that what you smell is hydrogen sulfide, which is integral to a guy getting an erection. They're actually doing research into how to manipulate hydrogen sulfide to product generic or less expensive erectile dysfunction treatments.  You don't have to actually love the person to feel that way. Not at all. | |
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SUPRMAN said: roodboi said: this should be a pic thread so we can see some technique, ladies...
Women have technique?! Ya, from what I hear, most girls don't even do it and many that do are horrible at it.  | |
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The only blowjob im gonna get is when the wife blows my ashes out to sea from her hand. [Edited 10/7/09 21:57pm] | |
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JustErin said: SUPRMAN said: Women have technique?! Ya, from what I hear, most girls don't even do it and many that do are horrible at it. In defense of all women... how much practice do these guys think we get??? I mean we aren't as slutty as men are and we tend to actually have a standard about who we are gonna screw, so in time lots of us become better at it. and dudes please, wash your asses properly, especially if you have a belly, sweat collects under that too.... and sometimes when you lift that belly up, its like lifting a lid to a funky hamper. :nobjforyou:  | |
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JustErin said: Genesia said: Well, see...that's where actually [b]loving the person you're sexually involved with can make a difference. Their pleasure becomes as important as your own.[/b]
As for smell...the guy may have hygiene issues. But it's also possible that what you smell is hydrogen sulfide, which is integral to a guy getting an erection. They're actually doing research into how to manipulate hydrogen sulfide to product generic or less expensive erectile dysfunction treatments. You don't have to actually love the person to feel that way. Not at all. I didn't say you did. Read it again - I said it can make a difference. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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paintedlady said: JustErin said: Ya, from what I hear, most girls don't even do it and many that do are horrible at it. In defense of all women... how much practice do these guys think we get??? I mean we aren't as slutty as men are and we tend to actually have a standard about who we are gonna screw, so in time lots of us become better at it. and dudes please, wash your asses properly, especially if you have a belly, sweat collects under that too.... and sometimes when you lift that belly up, its like lifting a lid to a funky hamper. :nobjforyou: I lubs you gurl  | |
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SUPRMAN said: DesireeNevermind said: women don't like it cuz probably a lot of guys have nasty spunk. all rancid raw egg mixed with windex and vinegar.
all any dude needs to do is become vegan for two weeks to clean out his pipes. okay that might not help too much but its a start. maybe if guys ate their own jizz they would know why some women have an issue.But guys do eat their own . . . . (Don't tell them I let that out . . . .) That's why they expect you to swallow. Im gonna be looking at a couple dudes sideways now.  But hey, if they can drink their own man milk (not just taste/smell) and be comfortable then I respect that. | |
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DesireeNevermind said: paintedlady said: In defense of all women... how much practice do these guys think we get??? I mean we aren't as slutty as men are and we tend to actually have a standard about who we are gonna screw, so in time lots of us become better at it. and dudes please, wash your asses properly, especially if you have a belly, sweat collects under that too.... and sometimes when you lift that belly up, its like lifting a lid to a funky hamper. :nobjforyou: I lubs you gurl right back at cha  | |
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paintedlady said: JustErin said: Ya, from what I hear, most girls don't even do it and many that do are horrible at it. In defense of all women... how much practice do these guys think we get??? I mean we aren't as slutty as men are and we tend to actually have a standard about who we are gonna screw, so in time lots of us become better at it. and dudes please, wash your asses properly, especially if you have a belly, sweat collects under that too.... and sometimes when you lift that belly up, its like lifting a lid to a funky hamper. :nobjforyou: HAM PER 
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paintedlady said: JustErin said: Ya, from what I hear, most girls don't even do it and many that do are horrible at it. In defense of all women... how much practice do these guys think we get??? I mean we aren't as slutty as men are and we tend to actually have a standard about who we are gonna screw, so in time lots of us become better at it. and dudes please, wash your asses properly, especially if you have a belly, sweat collects under that too.... and sometimes when you lift that belly up, its like lifting a lid to a funky hamper. :nobjforyou:  Please, Jesus be a mild sedative.  | |
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some women enjoy it  I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: paintedlady said: In defense of all women... how much practice do these guys think we get??? I mean we aren't as slutty as men are and we tend to actually have a standard about who we are gonna screw, so in time lots of us become better at it. and dudes please, wash your asses properly, especially if you have a belly, sweat collects under that too.... and sometimes when you lift that belly up, its like lifting a lid to a funky hamper. :nobjforyou: HAM PER
:cough: anyone who experienced this knows! | |
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SCNDLS said: paintedlady said: In defense of all women... how much practice do these guys think we get??? I mean we aren't as slutty as men are and we tend to actually have a standard about who we are gonna screw, so in time lots of us become better at it. and dudes please, wash your asses properly, especially if you have a belly, sweat collects under that too.... and sometimes when you lift that belly up, its like lifting a lid to a funky hamper. :nobjforyou: Please, Jesus be a mild sedative. | |
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paintedlady said: JustErin said: Ya, from what I hear, most girls don't even do it and many that do are horrible at it. In defense of all women... how much practice do these guys think we get??? I mean we aren't as slutty as men are and we tend to actually have a standard about who we are gonna screw, so in time lots of us become better at it. and dudes please, wash your asses properly, especially if you have a belly, sweat collects under that too.... and sometimes when you lift that belly up, its like lifting a lid to a funky hamper. :nobjforyou: What does being slutty have to do with getting practice? You can get plenty of practice with the same dude, over and over and over....you catch my drift. | |
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JustErin said: paintedlady said: In defense of all women... how much practice do these guys think we get??? I mean we aren't as slutty as men are and we tend to actually have a standard about who we are gonna screw, so in time lots of us become better at it. and dudes please, wash your asses properly, especially if you have a belly, sweat collects under that too.... and sometimes when you lift that belly up, its like lifting a lid to a funky hamper. :nobjforyou: What does being slutty have to do with getting practice? You can get plenty of practice with the same dude, over and over and over....you catch my drift. Oh yes, most def, that's how I learned. 
... but most dudes don't have the patience to tell you how they like it. They just expect you to be an automatic porn star fellatio aficionado. (did I spell that right?) | |
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paintedlady said: JustErin said: What does being slutty have to do with getting practice? You can get plenty of practice with the same dude, over and over and over....you catch my drift. Oh yes, most def, that's how I learned.
... but most dudes don't have the patience to tell you how they like it. They just expect you to be an automatic porn star fellatio aficionado. (did I spell that right?) the first time I ever did that to a guy he asked me where I learned how to do it. I told him it was my first time and he called me a liar! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: paintedlady said: Oh yes, most def, that's how I learned.
... but most dudes don't have the patience to tell you how they like it. They just expect you to be an automatic porn star fellatio aficionado. (did I spell that right?) the first time I ever did that to a guy he asked me where I learned how to do it. I told him it was my first time and he called me a liar! 
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: paintedlady said: Oh yes, most def, that's how I learned.
... but most dudes don't have the patience to tell you how they like it. They just expect you to be an automatic porn star fellatio aficionado. (did I spell that right?) the first time I ever did that to a guy he asked me where I learned how to do it. I told him it was my first time and he called me a liar! Me, too!!!  | |
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unique said: dance4me3121 said: I always wondered this,ive given it before and i found it to be nasty and uncomfortable. I dated a girl once and she said she would never put one of those things in her mouth. Ive seen porno's where sum woman is sucking him and she gags. I also talked 2 a friend who said she gave head 2 a guy and his penis smelled really bad.
if the dick smell bad u have to lick it clean first. If u found it uncomfortable then u r prolly doing it wrong and need to keeep practising a lot more. The man don't love u if u don't suck his cock right and he will just leave yo azz. Oh FUCK no.  | |
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PANDURITO said: JustErin said: Exactly....except the large part, average + is cool with me. Then I got something for you  Oh dear lord... That I PRAY is not real. | |
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roodboi said: there would be no reason for anyone...man or woman...to have a mouth if it wasn't for head...
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PANDURITO said: JustErin said: Exactly....except the large part, average + is cool with me. Then I got something for you | |
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This thread title should be changed to 'How To Give Head' with orger-led instruction video.
Just saying... | |
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DesireeNevermind said: women don't like it cuz probably a lot of guys have nasty spunk. all rancid raw egg mixed with windex and vinegar.
all any dude needs to do is become vegan for two weeks to clean out his pipes. okay that might not help too much but its a start. maybe if guys ate their own jizz they would know why some women have an issue. just take it and run it cross their lips
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SCNDLS said: Please, Jesus be a mild sedative.
omigod *dead* *dead* at licking it clean...aw hell to the fucking naw. soap and water that bitch. in fact soap and water is part of foreplay in my opinion. but if you need to play shower games every single time you get close to your man or girl, that could be a problem. however, I will wash my cooch if I am expecting some head and I expect the same courtesy to be extended to me. otherwise that shit is the BOMB! I love giving head to most men. just don't grab my hair (it is mine and NOT a weave!), do not shove your dick in my mouth. do not approach me with any type of discharge, bumps, or unexplainable dermatitis. lean back and enjoy and it is NEVER a problem. giving pleasure to someone I want to be with is never a problem, otherwise what the fuck am I there for. And fuck naw, don't even think about not reciprocating there is no 68 and I owe you one in my world and no, I don't swallow. too bad. I don't even like onions. but I will be discreet about it! | |
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