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Funny TYPOS The letters T & G are far too close
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spell check auto-correction can wreak havok too. someone here once ended a note with 'sorry for the incontinence'. Most economic fallacies derive from the tendency to assume that there is a fixed pie, that one party can gain only at the expense of another. | |
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damosuzuki said: spell check auto-correction can wreak havok too. someone here once ended a note with 'sorry for the incontinence'.
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i left the O out of cOuntdown in chat once
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prb said: i left the O out of cOuntdown in chat once
OK OK, this is stupid. But I used to be what they called an Application Management and Deployment Engineer. We basically took code/programs and wrote automatic installs scripts for them so users didn't need to interview. Then we pushed them over the network to our clients across the world. Anyways, we had a severity "1" level issue once involving an application that was re-installing itself sporadically across the networks at ALL of our major sites affecting thousands of computers. This caused bandwith issues at many of our sites, and the slowing effect caused many applications to hang, which is an absolute no-no if you've got a call representative trying to verify customer account information or make a sell. Anyways, my supervisor had to send out a morning report on the issue (which goes out to all of the heads of IT and many line of business managers). She wrote We are still trying to figure out the SPERMmatic distribution of applications I had no clue this took place as I hadn't checked my email that morning cause I was building a test site. Then I hear her walking down our isle and yelling "NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO RESPOND TO MY EMAIL. DON'T YOU DARE RESPOND!!!!" before dashing back into her office. Of course, we immediately responded with statements like, "We believe the application Prematurely distributed and are trying to ERECT a contingency plan. Yeah, we're nerds C:\Otaassk~.exe Oh dear lawd, life is strange. vivid is my new boo! | |
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Those Witches of Orgwick bitches LIVE on funny typos. 'Cause I ain't the same bird I used to be | |
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PunkMistress said: Those Witches of Orgwick bitches LIVE on funny typos.
Then they have us vets copy them so we can seem trendy and relevant We should ban them. C:\Otaassk~.exe Oh dear lawd, life is strange. vivid is my new boo! | |
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I had to send an email to a Doug Boone, I let spell check do it's thing and realised AFTER I'd hit send, it had changed his name to Dog Bone When I was 16, I fully expected to be able to build my own KITT car.
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Imago said: prb said: i left the O out of cOuntdown in chat once
OK OK, this is stupid. But I used to be what they called an Application Management and Deployment Engineer. We basically took code/programs and wrote automatic installs scripts for them so users didn't need to interview. Then we pushed them over the network to our clients across the world. Anyways, we had a severity "1" level issue once involving an application that was re-installing itself sporadically across the networks at ALL of our major sites affecting thousands of computers. This caused bandwith issues at many of our sites, and the slowing effect caused many applications to hang, which is an absolute no-no if you've got a call representative trying to verify customer account information or make a sell. Anyways, my supervisor had to send out a morning report on the issue (which goes out to all of the heads of IT and many line of business managers). She wrote We are still trying to figure out the SPERMmatic distribution of applications I had no clue this took place as I hadn't checked my email that morning cause I was building a test site. Then I hear her walking down our isle and yelling "NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO RESPOND TO MY EMAIL. DON'T YOU DARE RESPOND!!!!" before dashing back into her office. Of course, we immediately responded with statements like, "We believe the application Prematurely distributed and are trying to ERECT a contingency plan. Yeah, we're nerds .....and then the picture of you on top of a mountain (sound of music) appeared. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" PM "This thread is like a sexual orientation hall of mirrors" | |
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