ANTM: Cycle 13

Alright bitches, since no one else has done it I guess it's up to me this time Here's the new crop of short girls, I have no bets at this time (other than the Jesus girl being in the psych ward)


Ashley: cute but not impressive so far, great body...






Bianca: bad attitude, there's always one Hopefully they scared it out of her. I like her face - it's pleasant but not stunning...






Brittany: better w/ black hair but boring to me





Courtney: I'm loving her pic, she has a thought in her head & you can tell her bod is awfully curveless though but I like the hair color, hopefully she'll rock it when that foot heals!






Erin: She annoys me already & looks very average, but the ice queen thing does look striking on her, just not sure if it's actually appealing or just odd






Jennifer: not my favorite face but she's working it out so far, the photo shoot shot is gorgeous (even w/ those teeth!)...






Kara: She could be really interesting if she pushes herself, I like her face in photos (on cam she just looks blah). We shall see... I hate what they did to her hair, it's so 80's!







Laura: surprised me, I thought she'd be bland as shit but she connects w/ the cam well & looks great in the shoot. Her makeover pic is ridiculously bad but hopefully she won't do the robot the next time she's in front of camera!






Lisa is already gone, so F her


Lulu: I couldn't see it until the photo shoot - what a little makeup & light can do! She'd have to rock it each & every time to make it. Her arms freak me out...






Nicole: her face bores me to no end (not to mention her voice & energy!) but I gotta admit she worked it out in the shoot for the challenge...







Rachel: she's this season's "odd face". I like her eyes but her pics fall flat for me so far. The purse one could have been amazing, I bet she'll grow...






Rae: yawn... but she ROCKED the ballerina thing...






Sundai: great face, great body, no fucking clue what she's doing She'll be interesting to watch, hopefully she'll grow...

Around our house we use nicknames so I'mma go with Sleepy (Nicole) or Broke-leg (Courtney) for the win...

I love these threads!

My thoughts, based ONLY on the above pics...

Ashley: Looks really good -- not great -- in that sofa shot, but boring otherwise. She could be interesting if she stepped up her posing. And her hair looked hotter before the yaki explosion.
Bianca: She reminds me of Eggs from True Blood. And I can't imagine the bad attitude helps.
Brittany: She looks fantastic with the black hair! I think she'll give some fierce competition.
Courtney: The mirror shot is my favorite of the bunch, but she gives me nothing aside.
Erin: Nada.
Jennifer: She WORKED that beach shot! I've been rooting for an Asian Top Model for years now, but of the Asian contenders I can think of over the seasons, she's perhaps the least Western-looking. I worry the judges won't be able to see beyond her ethnicity and they'll consider her "not versatile enough."
Kara: She's giving me "male."
Laura: No.
Lulu: She's channeling Naomi Campbell in that last shot, but I suspect it's all props and luck. There's no raw appeal about her otherwise. I don't think she'll last.
Nicole: She's not at all ugly, but I could only see her doing down-market catalog stuff.
Rachel: I too can see her growing into a fierce competitor, but as of now she only has a good face. My 8-year-old has a hotter figure... no exaggeration.
Rae: She gives me nothing... and that ballerina pose is giving her extra weight. (How insane are those heels though!?! )
Sundai: She looks awesome in the rope outfit with the inverted bob, but I'm not otherwise impressed at all.
[Edited 9/10/09 22:18pm]

Erin for the win!

No wonder these brawds never make anything of themselves besides a Chili's commercial and modeling for some second rate designer. Tyra needs to stop filling this average Janes and Jackies with delusions of supermodel stardom.

" LOVE YOU 4EVA GRANDMA LOLA, WATCH OVER US TILL WE MEET AGAIN. PRINCE: Would U Pl3as3 L3nd Tigga Summyo Hos??

It started already?

Bianca gets on my nerves. I love how she just judged Nicole right off the bat when she was all "I think you've got a problem. Something's wrong with you." when they were sitting at the pool. GOD!

Elixer...baby it sho' ain't about no liquid ailment fixer! But I ain't complainin...

That's hot.

It's all about Nicole and Laura for me right now.
I do like Sundai (the "i" is stupid. does she dot it with a heart??) but she didn't perform.

johnart said:

johnart said:

RenHoek said:

johnart said:

It's all about Nicole and Laura for me right now.
I do like Sundai (the "i" is stupid. does she dot it with a heart??) but she didn't perform.

Dude did you see Nicole's art...

that shit was amessing!!

Lovesexy

This is creepy as fuck






This made my dick tingle

THERE IS NOTHING BUT THE VOID

OMG....Calhoun...I'm so not on it this season. I completely forgot about it. I'll have to catch the rerun show. I have been watching Project Runway though.....and that corny after show (Models of the Runway) with the models. lol. You know I was watching it and thinking "I guess this'll have to hold me over until ANTM comes back", but it never dawned on me that the new season was coming up soon. So far, according to the pics, I'll go with Lulu as a fav.....maybe not to win it all, but I like her look the best. I'm liking Erin's after pics. too.


lol@ the Bianca commentary. Wasn't the other girl named Bianca from the previous season? Remember she had a really bad attitude too and they chopped her hair off. Why is Sundai wearing that ugly lingerie?. It just looks so cheap and dated.

Him downstairs

Alej said:

It started already?

AnckSuNamun said:

OMG....Calhoun...I'm so not on it this season. I completely forgot about it. I'll have to catch the rerun show. I have been watching Project Runway though.....and that corny after show (Models of the Runway) with the models. lol. You know I was watching it and thinking "I guess this'll have to hold me over until ANTM comes back", but it never dawned on me that the new season was coming up soon. So far, according to the pics, I'll go with Lulu as a fav.....maybe not to win it all, but I like her look the best. I'm liking Erin's after pics. too.


lol@ the Bianca commentary. Wasn't the other girl named Bianca from the previous season? Remember she had a really bad attitude too and they chopped her hair off. Why is Sundai wearing that ugly lingerie?. It just looks so cheap and dated.

Anyone who actually "eats" on the show?

AnckSuNamun said:

OMG....Calhoun...I'm so not on it this season. I completely forgot about it. I'll have to catch the rerun show. I have been watching Project Runway though.....and that corny after show (Models of the Runway) with the models. lol. You know I was watching it and thinking "I guess this'll have to hold me over until ANTM comes back", but it never dawned on me that the new season was coming up soon. So far, according to the pics, I'll go with Lulu as a fav.....maybe not to win it all, but I like her look the best. I'm liking Erin's after pics. too.


lol@ the Bianca commentary. Wasn't the other girl named Bianca from the previous season? Remember she had a really bad attitude too and they chopped her hair off. Why is Sundai wearing that ugly lingerie?. It just looks so cheap and dated.

Ashley: Pretty but blah






Bianca: Ugliest mouth I've seen in a long time. Her personality stinks as well. She won't last.






Brittany: Cute, but looks more like an actress to me.





Courtney: Meh






Erin: She's gorgeous to me.






Jennifer: Another ugly mouth






Kara: Massive Julia Roberts type of horse face, but she looks like a 90s supermodel to me.







Laura: Looks like an actress, not at model






Lisa She was awful


Lulu: She's cute, but won't last






Nicole: She looks the most like a model to me, I think she might win. LOVE her hair.







Rachel: Ugh.






Rae: I like her, very pretty






Sundai: This girl is gorgeous.


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CalhounSq said:

Alej said:

It started already?

JustErin said:

Laura: Looks like an actress, not at model

WOW! I thought for sure Bianca was going, but to be honest boot-girl didn't excite me in the least.

Okay... this whole Tyralingo that's being promoted can fuck off!! Smeyes or Tyover and all that other shit can jump=the-fuck-off!!

That shit is weeaaakkkk!!!

RenHoek said:

Okay... this whole Tyralingo that's being promoted can fuck off!! Smeyes or Tyover and all that other shit can jump=the-fuck-off!!

That shit is weeaaakkkk!!!

johnart said:

RenHoek said:

Okay... this whole Tyralingo that's being promoted can fuck off!! Smeyes or Tyover and all that other shit can jump=the-fuck-off!!

That shit is weeaaakkkk!!!

Ummm... I believe the correct spelling might be SMIZE.


Just trynna be helpful.

RenHoek said:

johnart said:

Ummm... I believe the correct spelling might be SMIZE.


Just trynna be helpful.

Oh laaawwwddd now there's gonna be spell-check of nonsense words... *WAIL!*


I must be too old for this shit...

johnart said:

RenHoek said:

Oh laaawwwddd now there's gonna be spell-check of nonsense words... *WAIL!*


I must be too old for this shit...

I'm just bustin your balls.
Tonight was lame.











But really, I think that' how it's spelled.

RenHoek said:

johnart said:

I'm just bustin your balls.
Tonight was lame.











But really, I think that' how it's spelled.

I mean even Ms.J was like, "'scuse me but wtf is this schmeyz shit??!!"

also unhappy that my #1 pick went home, gotta fall back on Sad-Sack now... Bianca needs to get hit by a meter-maid trike!