WHOOO, Lawd! If You Thought SCNDLS' Crafty Nigerian Wanna Be Baby Daddy Had Smooth Moves, Meet My New Online Lover!

Y'all,I'm so excited because I think I have finally found the man of my dreams! Earlier in one of my online buddy mailboxes I found the following mail that has been the answer to my prayers! In short, after all my life tribulations, experiences, travels, work obligations, not to mention 18 years of dating, LTRs, and the occasional marriage or two...somehow, out of the clear blue sky, this man whom I've never seen nor had a conversation with, has touched something so deep inside me that I couln't helpbut share my joy...

Love, sweet love, why art thou so complex?scared to take the step and unsure of it's future, but knowing it needs to be taken or you can't move forward,let me find the key to your heart so I can unlock your secret chambers of love; when I do find that key, I will lock myself in your heart forever,the alphabet starts with ABC; numbers starts with 123, but love starts with you and me,the best love is the kind that awakens the soul; that makes us reach for more, that plants the fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds. That's what I hope to give you forever,it doesn't make sense to me, that's why I trust it,if your love is like a river that flows into the ocean, I want to be that ocean,they say, 'A picture is worth a thousand words,' but when I saw yours, I was speechless up till now,i wanna know who is behind that frame,can we chat or get acquainted soon,bola.m***e at yahoo dot com.

YOUR BABY BOO

BOLA



Like Jill Scott would say, "He loves me...especial-ly diff'rent..."
[i] So that being said, who here on the org is coming to my wedding?

that's that smooth Nigerian oooh wee, make you send your financial info 'round the world (but you'll have romance AND a million dollars, right?)

Ottensen said:

You owe me $5. I caught the big fish....again

Can I be in the wedding band?

hehehe I have received that message on yahoo from African girls hahahaha but I was not silly enough to fall for it, next line is 'can you send me the air fair to come & meet you baby! Don't be a smuck!

Anyway if you really take this serious you probably deserved to be ripped off as it might wake you up!

Word to the wise!

mirrorlove2u said:

PANDURITO said:

Ottensen said:

the alphabet starts with ABC; numbers starts with 123, but love starts with you and me

I was about to tell you the same

I can feel the love between you and him .

I got a hilarious message on myspace from a German man some time ago, but as it is in German it makes no sense to post it.

Martina, now orgs official resident fairy/pixie
Your name...it means Warrior. So, you are the "warrior fairy!"

i didn't know u could make thread titles that long

Girl, I'm laughing so hard at that bullshit the dogs are barking and looking at me sideways.

All I have to say is . . . Gurrrrlll, what are your wedding colors???

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

ThreadBare said:

Can I be in the wedding band?

SCNDLS said:

Girl, I'm laughing so hard at that bullshit the dogs are barking and looking at me sideways.

All I have to say is . . . Gurrrrlll, what are your wedding colors???

Ottie, don't let this one get away! Dude is magic, he can plant fire!

PunkMistress said:

Ottie, don't let this one get away! Dude is magic, he can plant fire!

PunkMistress said:

Ottie, don't let this one get away! Dude is magic, he can plant fire!

Ottensen said:

PunkMistress said:

Ottie, don't let this one get away! Dude is magic, he can plant fire!

Oh well hot damn! Now I'm definitely sold... Waitaminute, inspired by your post, I already found our theme song!

Now based on what you read from him, tell me the first 40 seconds of this video doesn't describe me and my boo

I can pull a rabbit out of a hat,
disappear and return like (snap!) that,
'cause baby, I'm your magic man





"Oh Bola, sing to me baby..."



[Edited 9/7/09 13:08pm]

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

PunkMistress said:

mirrorlove2u said:

hehehe I have received that message on yahoo from African girls hahahaha but I was not silly enough to fall for it, next line is 'can you send me the air fair to come & meet you baby! Don't be a smuck!

Anyway if you really take this serious you probably deserved to be ripped off as it might wake you up!

Word to the wise!

Well, thank goodness for you.

Is there anything he DIDN'T say in those short lines. I'd say go for it he obviously LOVES you and it MUST be fate.

Tell him you're related to the Obamas but your family is estranged and the only way you can visit the White House is for you to get married; of course your "Admirer" must first send a cashier's check to your post office box so that you can buy a ticket from him to make the ceremony.

BklynBabe said:

PunkMistress said:

Ottie, don't let this one get away! Dude is magic, he can plant fire!

aka chlamydia...

BklynBabe said:

Edmonton, AB - - If you're happy and you know it your hands, if you're happy and you know it do a

all im gonna say is congrats and hide yo pocketbook!

" LOVE YOU 4EVA GRANDMA LOLA, WATCH OVER US TILL WE MEET AGAIN. PRINCE: WH3N U L3T TH3 RAIN FALL DOWN, TH3Y ALL GONNA G3T W3T!

sweething said:

Is there anything he DIDN'T say in those short lines. I'd say go for it he obviously LOVES you and it MUST be fate.

Tell him you're related to the Obamas but your family is estranged and the only way you can visit the White House is for you to get married; of course your "Admirer" must first send a cashier's check to your post office box so that you can buy a ticket from him to make the ceremony.

Ottensen said:

ThreadBare said:

Can I be in the wedding band?

Of course! though to paraphrase Stevie;

"I don't wanna borrrrre you with... my trou-blezzzzz

But there's sumfin' bout his love

That makes me weak

and

knocks me off my feet!!!!"

God DAMN there are a lot of dumb motherfuckers walking around! - George Carlin
Stalkerwomen of the world unite in delusion!!!!!