Bollocks Im Stuck!

Have you ever got a part of your body stuck in something? How did you get yourself free? How long were you stuck for? Stuck stories if you please...

I have never been stuck in anything, but my son got his head stuck in a fence,very similar to this one.....


I was watching from my living room window as he started to panic a little and somehow wiggled his head out....but cut up his ear in the process. He came to me crying and I said "I bet you won't do that anymore"



Smooches;)

as a child I got my tougue stuck onto a frozen fence pole

I got stuck in a baby carriage playing with the girl next door when I was a little (not so) kid.

Some dude had to come CUT big fat "baby" out the carriage.
[Edited 8/15/09 21:20pm]

If you saw "What about Mary"
Then you know my shame. The zipper is a most cruel
and unforgiving torture device

KALI my child will wreak havoc on all you love at my command... i am KING BAD!!!

K true story

Its bout 4 in the morning and Im leaving a friends apt, drunk and stoned. I get in the elevator to get to the lobby and out the door, and for some reason the door wont open when the elevator stops NO MATTER WHAT. So I punch 1 to go to the first floor thinking I'll get out there and take the stairs one flight down. Again the door wont open. So I think I'll try the ground floor again. Still No door open. So I go back up to the friends floor thinking I'll hit the alarm and maybe he will come out and help me. No Luck. Now with the weed kicking in and a bit of paranoia I just let the alarm ring for like 5 minutes. Still Nothing. Now kinda panicy I hit the ground button and when i make it there I kick the door, which moves like a regular door would.

Yes dumb ass here had forgot that he was using an old gated elevator, that didn't use those fancy sliding doors. So I opened the door looked around and made my escape into the darkness.

KingBAD said:

If you saw "What about Mary"
Then you know my shame. The zipper is a most cruel
and unforgiving torture device

As I was crossing a busy city street my heel got stuck in a grill near the curb. I was forced to hop over to the other side of the road and watch my favorite black stiletto get run over by a bus!

I was so embarrassed and pissed off because I had to go and buy new shoes barefooted.