bboy87 said:

don't hate!

DanceWme said:

When Jermaine jumps on the roof of your car yelling "Give me my money!" you won't be so bold after that

bboy87 said:

i cant even say nothing .. that image is so hilarious thinkin about it

SCNDLS said:

dude has his ass tooted up in the air. That's unforgiveable

DanceWme said:

the grease from his hair would ruin the paint

bboy87 said:

that mess on his head is paint

SCNDLS said:

You are problematic

DanceWme said:

Not necessarily, the woman probably just wanted to ensure themselves & their kids a part of the Jackson fortune/legacy. Dumb broads are everywhere

You couldn't pay me to F any of them, I think Jermaine is most vile w/ the hair & grease. That fool basically has a patent-leather high top fade & did he fuck around & get cheek implants?? I keep wondering why he cheeks look like that. Then again, his nose is lopsided too. It's like he started boxing but didn't tell nobody He's Mickey Rourke w/ different hair

CalhounSq said:

if thats not the funniest shit i've heard all day

CalhounSq said:

you need to read the book!

His ex wife said he'd have silk scarf on his head, cold cream on his face, and a metal holder with screws on each end so his nose wouldn't lose shape

bboy87 said:

WTF?

CalhounSq said:

maybe it's tattooed??

CalhounSq said:

Is this your way of helping me with my condition???

CalhounSq said:

You are right, but ummmmm your ass ain't right.

bboy87 said:

So does he have cheek implants? I say no.

SCNDLS said:

I don't think so either. I think age has just made his face sag. Janet has high cheekbones like that, too.

Jackie is the ugliest one.

Tito is the finest.


y'all know it's true.

DesireeNevermind said:

Speaking of "problematic"

SCNDLS said:

c'moooonnn. you know Tito was da shit. Jackie looked like maniac cop. MJ was second to Tito. Marlon, Randy and Jermaine was just so so back in the day. But I will say Marlon's Jheri Curl was well coifed.

DesireeNevermind said:

My theory:

He perms with Dark and Lovely, then cuts it, then styles it in an up do, then adds Blue Magic or Pro Line hair gel....or both together, then he adds dye to the edges..

then adds Murray's pomade to get them waves

bboy87 said:

And at the end he slathers on some "LET'S JAM" hair gel with a touch of Pink Oil Moisturizer for that nice smell.

DesireeNevermind said:

To be totally honest except for Jermaine, their actual names and faces are a blurry Jackson montage with the actors from the tv movie thrown in, I don't what's real anymore.

Somebody post a pic with appropriate diagrams and captions telling which muthafucka is which.

DesireeNevermind said:

See, now, when I was a kid, I had the hugest crush on Jackie!

DesireeNevermind said:

Now, that's a HOT GREAZZZY mess right thurr.

^^
With all that, he better stay away from open flame!

DesireeNevermind said:

and then taper it with yo grandma's used fish grease from that coffee can in the kitchen

bboy87 said:

Nah, that's the bacon grease.

bboy87 said:

PLEASE, be kidding

SCNDLS said:

Girl yes, I'm trying to snap yo ass OUT OF IT

SCNDLS said:

mixture of french fry and fish grease with little kernels of sumthin round the edges. oh yeah "white corn meal". It's like having beads in yo head without the braids.