True Blood 2.6 "Hard Hearted Hannah" *spoilers*

Alrighty ya'll, I'm back from Las Vegas, crashed for 6 hours and refreshed JUST in time for True Blood!


I cannot believe I guessed it! Daphne is Maryanne's boar!

Poor Sam!!!

And Lafayette! He's got vampire PTSD!!!

That flashback scene of Lorena and Bill! LORDY!!

Blood, blood, blood! It was gross! I loved it!

Looks like Jason's finally cracked! He tried to hold out, but Sarah pulled the "God wants this" card and Jason is nothing if not a good Christian!

NOTE: I'm being a smartass there ya'll. Don't get any knickers in a twist.

Once again, I can't wait to see what happens next week!


I keep forgetting which episode it is edit...
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Good episode tonight.

PAAAAAM!!!

fun episode. can't wait to see what's going to happen next!

the bill and Lorena flashback bloody kisses and humps! for vampires they sure don't drink alot of the blood do they? just gets everywhere,ugh!

Maryann's ritual orgy I just plain and tall love her

did Jason look different, or was it just me? something about his hair or maybe i just wasn't paying attention before. keep on keepin' on. He just can't give up the pre-marital sex and I'm glad.

I don't trust no one! why are the vampires getting Lafayette to sell V again!?

let's see was that all of my mental notes? think so for now.
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Really? I thought it was mostly just set up. Which I understand all shows do, but its usually a let down.

My biggest question is WHY in the HELL don't they let Bill wear his hair like he did in the flashback??? He looks 100x better, I can actually see why someone would be attracted to him. But when it's in his face/on his forehead/in a bowl cut, I cannot appreciate him!!

It was fun seeing another side of him, he's always so stoic. Fun flashback, kissing w/ those teeth in is an art!

Those bitches (Jason & the preacher's wife) did it in the church!!

Now that they've captured Sookie, I'm automatically wondering how many episodes are left - I don't want it to end

Still can't figure out the deal w/ Maryanne, it better be good w/ all this build up!

Great episode! So many traitors. I think the guy that Sookie went to the church with is working both sides. Those Vamps but a hurting on Lafayette...he is one scared little boy. Eggs and Tara had better try to make a break for it after they come out of 'Orgy Mode'.

it was a good one i'm just grossed out on the orgies and I'm tired of the sun people lol

why didn't sookie back out when she read the guy's mind? Why did she continue to follow them?

johnart said:

Good episode tonight.

PAAAAAM!!!

matthewgrant said:

fun episode. can't wait to see what's going to happen next!

the bill and Lorena flashback bloody kisses and humps! for vampires they sure don't drink alot of the blood do they? just gets everywhere,ugh!

Maryann's ritual orgy I just plain and tall love her

did Jason look different, or was it just me? something about his hair or maybe i just wasn't paying attention before. keep on keepin' on. He just can't give up the pre-marital sex and I'm glad.

I don't trust no one! why are the vampires getting Lafayette to sell V again!?

let's see was that all of my mental notes? think so for now.
[Edited 7/26/09 21:32pm]

Angelic1302 said:

it was a good one i'm just grossed out on the orgies and I'm tired of the sun people lol

why didn't sookie back out when she read the guy's mind? Why did she continue to follow them?

Angelic1302 said:

it was a good one i'm just grossed out on the orgies and I'm tired of the sun people lol

why didn't sookie back out when she read the guy's mind? Why did she continue to follow them?

There was a chick on all fours gettin it front and back at the start of the orgy, was there not??

Not that I think that's hot or anything.

johnart said:

There was a chick on all fours gettin it front and back at the start of the orgy, was there not??

Not that I think that's hot or anything.

Angelic1302 said:

it was a good one i'm just grossed out on the orgies and I'm tired of the sun people lol

why didn't sookie back out when she read the guy's mind? Why did she continue to follow them?

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

Nothinbutjoy said:

Angelic1302 said:

it was a good one i'm just grossed out on the orgies and I'm tired of the sun people lol

why didn't sookie back out when she read the guy's mind? Why did she continue to follow them?

She was trying to back out by telling her "fiance" that they needed to go get their sleeping bags ready for the "lock-down"

If the show follows the books at all...it's about to get tense.



Wonder what Jason's gonna do when he realizes he 'd the Preacher's wife just floors above where they took his sister hostage.

He's on a slippery slope in more ways than one!

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

So is Eric going to swoop in and save sookie since bill is preoccupied n thus starting the love triangle business that was mentioned at the convention?

N why did Maryann's powers effect Tara this time when it hasn't the last couple? N is the drunk ex sheriff gonna save our cute lil doggie?

SCNDLS said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

She was trying to back out by telling her "fiance" that they needed to go get their sleeping bags ready for the "lock-down"

If the show follows the books at all...it's about to get tense.



Wonder what Jason's gonna do when he realizes he 'd the Preacher's wife just floors above where they took his sister hostage.

He's on a slippery slope in more ways than one!

Fuck subtle, "Bitch, RUN!!!" And why did these fools not have an emergency code word for "Bitch, RUN!!!"??? Amateurs!

SCNDLS said:

Angelic1302 said:

it was a good one i'm just grossed out on the orgies and I'm tired of the sun people lol

why didn't sookie back out when she read the guy's mind? Why did she continue to follow them?

Cuz she's a dumb ass hussy! I was like, Bitch, RUN!!!! But nooooo, this hookah goes to the basement with these fools. I guess it's hoping against hope that she dies down there, huh? I think her fake fiance, is gonna get killed, while I don't think Maryann is gonna kill Sam. Oh, and I loved her being a queen diva bitch about the hot water heater.
"No, heffa, Eggs can't go witchu he better jerryrig that heater so a bitch can warsh her ass!!!"

lazycrockett said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

lazycrockett said:

So is Eric going to swoop in and save sookie since bill is preoccupied n thus starting the love triangle business that was mentioned at the convention?

N why did Maryann's powers effect Tara this time when it hasn't the last couple? N is the drunk ex sheriff gonna save our cute lil doggie?

So now we know what happened to Miss Jeanette.

I think Eggs is at the very least under some sort of spell of Maryanne's and once he got far enough away, his mind cleared a bit. I think that the hike he and Tara took was to the location of another orgy/sacrifice and that the sacrifice was Miss Jeanette.

I so think Andy is going to save Sam Maybe he stumbles close enough to the location that Maryanne lets the spell go for the moment and he gets away.

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

Whoa!! Has it ever hit the fan now! For EVERYONE!!

I don't like a submissive Lafayette. If he's gonna be slaving for the vamps, I hope they still give him moments where he's the clear alpha male.

Eric in a shirt and tie! I'm suddenly seeing what others have seen in him. And, yep, I bet it's him that saves Sookie while Bill is "detained."
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SCNDLS said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

So now we know what happened to Miss Jeanette.

I think Eggs is at the very least under some sort of spell of Maryanne's and once he got far enough away, his mind cleared a bit. I think that the hike he and Tara took was to the location of another orgy/sacrifice and that the sacrifice was Miss Jeanette.

I so think Andy is going to save Sam Maybe he stumbles close enough to the location that Maryanne lets the spell go for the moment and he gets away.

Why didn't Sam just turn into a dog???

Lammastide said:

SCNDLS said:

Why didn't Sam just turn into a dog???

Maryann has shown she has some control over shapeshifters' ability to change. Maybe she wouldn't let him.

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

I'm rewatching this now and something about Eggs when he got his mouf open makes him look like he's missing a chromosome or some shit.

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

****spoiler****

Well, after seeing sneak peeks on some upcoming episodes...
well, at least I think will happen...

Sookie is just a dumbaz! We all knew that from the begining (always want a captain save a hoe)
The sun people knew who she was from the begining and also knew who Jason (her brother) was too...They (vampires) have a snitch on their hands(I think it's the "fiance" guy...
Maryann is a bad MF she has me rolling especially when she viberates LOL! Eggs is controlled by Maryann but he's something too that helps her. Tara is under Maryann's control now. She will find out that Eggs is very old and will break out of it. Sookie will sleep with Eric. Bill is occupied with his maker. His vampire step child will get killed. Sam does get saved by Andy b/c he was trying to get the pig (here pig! -sooo funny!) But I think Andy will get sacrificed instead. Maryann will try to get Sam but he flies away (I think he'll turn into a mesquito). Sam is sooo horney (sooo dumb). As for Jason, he thinks the cult found out about him and that dude's wife but they are after him for having a sister who's a fang banger. The Dallas vamps come out to the church and they have a wild wild west style battle with fangs and blood. It's gonna be crazy!

Nothinbutjoy said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

johnart said:

There was a chick on all fours gettin it front and back at the start of the orgy, was there not??

Not that I think that's hot or anything.

Yes there was

johnart said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

Yes there was

I thought so.

I thought that was pretty ballsy for tv. Even cable.

You don't need directions and you don't need cash. From your Jimmy Choos to your Ultralash. ~ Prince
And when the groove is dead and gone, you know that Love survives so we can rock FOREVER. ~ RIP MJ

SCNDLS said:

I'm rewatching this now and something about Eggs when he got his mouf open makes him look like he's missing a chromosome or some shit.