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What The Hell Was Burger King Thinking? LoL... Anyone see this ad yet?
Burger King's Super Seven Incher ad: Subtlety is dead
If it hasn't already happened, today can go down in the record books as the day subtlety died. Burger King's latest advertisement -- for its, ahem, BK Super Seven Incher -- leaves little to imagination or interpretation. As you can see here, the woman in said advertisement is about to go down on said Super Seven Incher with a suggestive tagline that uses the word "blow." Mmhmm, I think it's safe to assume that such humor will only be going over the head of those younger than, oh, about 13 years old. (Sorry, parents!) The "copy" at the bottom of the ad -- not sure that you can even seen it here -- takes the whole thing even further: "Fill your desire for something long, juicy and flame-grilled with the NEW BK SUPER SEVEN INCHER," it says. "Yearn for more after you taste the mind-blowing burger that comes with a single beef patty, topped with American cheese, crispy onions and the A1 Thick and Hearty Steak Sauce." "Something long, juicy"? "Yearn for more"? "Mind-blowing"? I think it's all rather glorious, in an I-love-trash kind of way. Who ever cared about cunning, cleverness, and nuance anyway? Blow your mind (and this Super Seven Incher) instead! http://popwatch.ew.com/po...ncher.html Forever in my life... | |
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We are stardust. We are golden.
Feb. 12th -28th: Two weeks of corporate and nationalistic dick-stroking in the guise of a sporting event. I can not wait. | |
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meow85 said: Where's the ad showing a dude about to dive face first into a taco? I'm waiting for the complaints about the ad showing a white, blond female lusting after 7 inches of dark meat Forever in my life... | |
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To me it seems like Frat boys have been in charge of Burger King Ads over the past few years (Square Bob no pants | |
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stunt for attention, they know damn well this shit is super tacky | |
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kpowers said: To me it seems like Frat boys have been in charge of Burger King Ads over the past few years (Square Bob no pants
I've just seen their poster for chocolate shake. Seems they've been watching 2 Girls - 1 Cup..... people who've recently made me `lol`squirrelgrease x2, IB, Pandurito, Anxiety, sammij, Imago, muirdo x2, graycap23, johnart x2, Timmy84, MrsM, errant, minneapolisgenius, Zombiekitten, Ace, whistle, CarrieMpls, 9s, MrSmoketoomuch, Fauxie, sermw. | |
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Byron said: meow85 said: Where's the ad showing a dude about to dive face first into a taco? I'm waiting for the complaints about the ad showing a white, blond female lusting after 7 inches of dark meat I've built a wall not to block anyone out, but to see who loves me enough to climb over it. | |
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CalhounSq said: stunt for attention, they know damn well this shit is super tacky
Bring back ![]() | |
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LAWDY LAWD!
"here we go...."
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How tacky. | |
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not to mention the i like square butt remake ..... commercial was tacky too
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Desperate..... The TRUTH.......only exist in 1 form.
The TRUTH. | |
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Byron said: meow85 said: Where's the ad showing a dude about to dive face first into a taco? I'm waiting for the complaints about the ad showing a white, blond female lusting after 7 inches of dark meat so true [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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How often do we discuss porn???
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johnart said: How often do we discuss porn???
That's what they were thinking. At least she didn't have a dab of mayo drippin from the corner of her mouth. [Edited 6/26/09 8:36am] No, see THAT'S for the commercial! [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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sammij said: johnart said: How often do we discuss porn???
That's what they were thinking. At least she didn't have a dab of mayo drippin from the corner of her mouth. [Edited 6/26/09 8:36am] No, see THAT'S for the commercial! LMAO! Mayo splatter in slo-mo. MMMMM! Ohhhhh! | |
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johnart said: sammij said: No, see THAT'S for the commercial! LMAO! Mayo splatter in slo-mo. MMMMM! Ohhhhh! worse than those torpedo sub commercials quizno's had with the horny oven. [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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well sex sells, and this certainly is an attention getter | |
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mcmeekle said: kpowers said: To me it seems like Frat boys have been in charge of Burger King Ads over the past few years (Square Bob no pants
I've just seen their poster for chocolate shake. Seems they've been watching 2 Girls - 1 Cup..... Purple Fact #542: Prince can make a Weebleâ„¢ fall down. | |
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sammij said: johnart said: LMAO! Mayo splatter in slo-mo. MMMMM! Ohhhhh! worse than those torpedo sub commercials quizno's had with the horny oven. Im sorry but that original ad was brilliant. "...I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love...with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night I will steal away into your home...and punch you in the face!" | |
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sammij said: johnart said: LMAO! Mayo splatter in slo-mo. MMMMM! Ohhhhh! worse than those torpedo sub commercials quizno's had with the horny oven. "Put it in me Scott..." I've built a wall not to block anyone out, but to see who loves me enough to climb over it. | |
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KidaDynamite said: sammij said: worse than those torpedo sub commercials quizno's had with the horny oven. "Put it in me Scott..." [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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Elixer...baby it sho' ain't about no liquid ailment fixer! | |
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Everybody's mind is not in the gutter. Kids and the elderly for instance. | |
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KidaDynamite said: sammij said: worse than those torpedo sub commercials quizno's had with the horny oven. "Put it in me Scott..." Scott's kinda cute in a goofy way. | |
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Dayclear said: Everybody's mind is not in the gutter. Kids and the elderly for instance.
[...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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So if any straight guy buys this, he has to have "I'M EATING A BIG BROWN PENIS!" on his mind the whole time? Dig my random little art gallery http://dovescryforme.devi...m/gallery/
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