CASTING: Org Horror movie

please suggest orgers for each of these pivotal roles:


1. Heroine--must be young, borderline dimwitted and sexually inactive

2. Slut--must be willing to get butt ass naked in woods, dirty lakes, space ships or haunted houses

3. drug abuser-- must be willing to smoke weed at any given moment

4. black person--qualifications don't matter, won't make it past the opening credits

5. villain--must be willing to get hit by shovels, sticks and shotgun blasts. must be able to appear and disappear at moment's notice.

please send all portfolios to prince.org/horrormovie2009

Fury said:

Fury said:

BlueZebra said:

Fury said:

Imago said:

Fury said:

4. black person--qualifications don't matter, won't make it past the opening credits

please send all portfolios to prince.org/horrormovie2009

not. true.

Black people are often cast as the spiritual sage or oracle, lacking all sexual overtones, completely neutered, but having some inert contact with God or the supernatural..a person who knows the script as it unfolds but is stubbornly unwilling to reveal it to the protagonist--the irony of which to me is the fact God never tells them to move out of the haunted town and head for New york or Chicago.
Hell, even in racially mixed movies like the Matrix, the oracle can even chose the body she wishes to be in and she opts for a sexually neutered, aged body rather than one like Carry Ann Moss or Jada Pinkett (sp) Smith.


Actually, are there any Asians in horror movies?

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Imago said:

not. true.

Black people are often cast as the spiritual sage or oracle, lacking all sexual overtones, completely neutered, but having some inert contact with God or the supernatural..a person who knows the script as it unfolds but is stubbornly unwilling to reveal it to the protagonist--the irony of which to me is the fact God never tells them to move out of the haunted town and head for New york or Chicago.
Hell, even in racially mixed movies like the Matrix, the oracle can even chose the body she wishes to be in and she opts for a sexually neutered, aged body rather than one like Carry Ann Moss or Jada Pinkett (sp) Smith.


Actually, are there any Asians in horror movies?

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Ever seen Donkergeist?

Fury said:

BlueZebra said:

Can I be that alien with three dicks and hexagon-shaped fuzzy balls ?

yes you can....
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Imago said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Ever seen Donkergeist?

no. But I've watched 28 Days After sleeping with Supa

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Imago said:

no. But I've watched 28 Days After sleeping with Supa

they all end up dead don't they Should change that to 28 minutes cuz rarely do they survive the marriage bed

can see it now.. this is headed for P&R ..lol

<----- Victim #4

Imago said:

Fury said:

4. black person--qualifications don't matter, won't make it past the opening credits

please send all portfolios to prince.org/horrormovie2009

not. true.

Black people are often cast as the spiritual sage or oracle, lacking all sexual overtones, completely neutered, but having some inert contact with God or the supernatural..a person who knows the script as it unfolds but is stubbornly unwilling to reveal it to the protagonist--the irony of which to me is the fact God never tells them to move out of the haunted town and head for New york or Chicago.
Hell, even in racially mixed movies like the Matrix, the oracle can even chose the body she wishes to be in and she opts for a sexually neutered, aged body rather than one like Carry Ann Moss or Jada Pinkett (sp) Smith.

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#3!

Lammastide said:

Imago said:

not. true.

Black people are often cast as the spiritual sage or oracle, lacking all sexual overtones, completely neutered, but having some inert contact with God or the supernatural..a person who knows the script as it unfolds but is stubbornly unwilling to reveal it to the protagonist--the irony of which to me is the fact God never tells them to move out of the haunted town and head for New york or Chicago.
Hell, even in racially mixed movies like the Matrix, the oracle can even chose the body she wishes to be in and she opts for a sexually neutered, aged body rather than one like Carry Ann Moss or Jada Pinkett (sp) Smith.

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Yikes. Too close for comfort.














Alright... I'll be the magic negro/sage (even though I'm still a wee bit sexy).

...Someone else gets killed a la #4, though. I don't die onscreen. It's in my contract.
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Fury said:

I want to be in it.....but I have to have my head chopped off. That has always been a dream of mine.

I'm the witch that eats children...

Oh wait...that's me in real life.

Nothinbutjoy said:

I'm the witch that eats children...

Oh wait...that's me in real life.

Nothinbutjoy said:

I'm the witch that eats children...

Oh wait...that's me in real life.

Can I be Generic Zombie #3

thekidsgirl said:

Can I be Generic Zombie #3

ZombieKitten said:

thekidsgirl said:

Can I be Generic Zombie #3

I wanna be a zombie too!

#5.... but only if we can contract for 3 more sequels. $$$$

Fury said:

Hokie for the drug abuser

who's gonna be the fluffer??

kpowers said:

roodboi said: