THERE IS HOPE FOR US ALL: WORLD'S HEAVIEST MAN MARRIES AT 43

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World's heaviest man marries in Mexico
By MARK WALSH, Associated Press Writer Mark Walsh, Associated Press Writer Sun Oct 26, 11:53 pm ET

MONTERREY, Mexico – The world's heaviest man has tied the knot.

Manuel Uribe, who hasn't left his bed in six years, married his longtime girlfriend Claudia Solis Sunday in northern Mexico.

Wearing a white silk shirt with a sheet wrapped around his legs, Uribe smiled as Solis, 38, walked down a flight of stairs wearing a strapless ivory dress, a tiara and hot-pink lipstick.

He later broke into tears as a notary declared the couple husband and wife in a civil ceremony attended by more than 400 guests. For the traditional first dance as newlyweds, Uribe and Solis held hands and swayed to a romantic ballad.

A popular local norteno band played accordion-heavy tunes at the reception, which featured a banquet of meat and buttered vegetables.

Uribe's mother, Orquedia Garza, said the groom steered clear of the five-tier wedding cake.

"He didn't break his diet," she told The Associated Press. "His doctors are here and they are watching him very closely."

The wedding, which was closed to most media, will be featured in an upcoming Discovery Channel documentary on Uribe, the 43-year-old former mechanic said.

"I have a wife and will form a new family and live a happy life," Uribe told hordes of reporters earlier as they followed him through the streets of Monterrey.

A flatbed truck was brought in to tow his custom-made bed decorated with a canopy, flowers and gold-trimmed bows to the wedding at a local event hall. Two police patrol cars escorted him ahead of a long line of traffic.

Uribe tipped the scales in 2006 at 1,230 pounds (560 kilograms), earning him the Guinness World Record as the world's heaviest man.

He has since shed about 550 pounds (250 kilograms) with the help of Solis, whom he met four years ago.

Uribe said he's gunning for a new title: world's greatest weight loser.

HE HASN'T LEFT HIS BED IN SIX YEARS AND DIDN'T FOR THE WEDDING EITHER!

You better shut the F up. there has been hope for you ever since I laid eyes on your beautiful face! But you don't want me!

Six years in bed

You owe me $5. I caught the big fish....again

I think this is kinda nice.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You better shut the F up. there has been hope for you ever since I laid eyes on your beautiful face! But you don't want me!

cool!

Sometimes you got to roll with the punches on what life throws your way.

Imago said:

Cinnie said:

Flowers2 said:

Cinnie said:

Flowers2 said:

I paused for a minute after see that in the article...

If you click the link, you can see pics of him being ceremoniously hauled around in a bed for the wedding

How does he use the bathroom?

There's gonna be playing "where's the penis?" everynight

Guess There Is Hope Afterall

I knew there was hope when fucking Mini Me got married

CalhounSq said:

I knew there was hope when fucking Mini Me got married

CalhounSq said:

I knew there was hope when fucking Mini Me got married

Cinnie said:

If you click the link, you can see pics of him being ceremoniously hauled around in a bed for the wedding

that's so great for him

CarrieMpls said:

But these are men. You don't hear stories about the world's fattest woman getting married.

xenon said:

CarrieMpls said:

CalhounSq said:

I knew there was hope when fucking Mini Me got married

But these are men. You don't hear stories about the world's fattest woman getting married.

Cinnie said:

You owe me $5. I caught the big fish....again

CarrieMpls said:

But these are men. You don't hear stories about the world's fattest woman getting married.

You owe me $5. I caught the big fish....again

Awww that's sweet.

Edmonton, AB - - If you're happy and you know it your hands, if you're happy and you know it do a

Sorry, but....yuck.

PANDURITO said:

CarrieMpls said:

But these are men. You don't hear stories about the world's fattest woman getting married.

Come on!
You're not that fat

PANDURITO said:

Cinnie said:

WORLD'S HEAVIEST MAN MARRIES AT 43

He Ain't Heavy

He's My Brother

CarrieMpls said:

PANDURITO said:

Come on!
You're not that fat

You owe me $5. I caught the big fish....again