Ladies: Toilet paper balls

We all know about this phenomenon, don't we guys? You go down on a chick and start eating that pussy and then...then, you're hacking up something. Turns out to be a tp ball! Makes me just want to kiss her and pass that shit on to her. How ya like that?

Ladies, could you please do all men a favor and wipe that pussy properly? I mean if you got tp balls down there, I'm definitely not going to eat your ass. And just plucking them out of your wet slit doesn't mean everything is cool now and we can go back to licking it. Chicks aren't even embarrassed by it or do y'all really think it's no big deal?

i really dont talk to many people on there regularly and
even fewer outside the org....you will always be #1...you have always been
my favorite crush...besides those orgers that are there now have NOTHING on
you

Mods, make this thread a sticky.

This is the very reason I use Cottonelle wipes.

JuliePurplehead said:

i really dont talk to many people on there regularly and
even fewer outside the org....you will always be #1...you have always been
my favorite crush...besides those orgers that are there now have NOTHING on
you

Let me get this straight..... Your complaint is derived from the concept that your female has urinated and wiped herself improperly as she has remnants of toilet paper still attached to her skin.

I'm boggled over here. If your female can't jump in the shower/bath and appreciate the value of some damn soap and water prior to oral sex so you have a TP/urine free experience, then you need to go on strike!

Last night at a party I was complaining about how difficult it is to pee while in costume. Then I tried to demonstrate what I had to do and I pulled out a piece of toilet paper a foot long that was stuck in my underware


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Oh and for the record...I am dingleberry free. I was just having some difficulty last night
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it really depends on the brand - for some reason, the more expensive brands ball up more

no complaints here btw

Not just for her pleasure anymore.

2 things:

#1: what kinda toilet paper is so cheap that it falls apart in yo cat??? Gross...

#2: I don't think we can attribute this to a particular gender. I've personally witnessed a tp ball in a dude's crack before. It was NOT cute, cause you know there had to be traces of dook on it.

Thank you, that is all...

CalhounSq said:

2 things:

#1: what kinda toilet paper is so cheap that it falls apart in yo cat??? Gross...

#2: I don't think we can attribute this to a particular gender. I've personally witnessed a tp ball in a dude's crack before. It was NOT cute, cause you know there had to be traces of dook on it.

Thank you, that is all...

CalhounSq said:

2 things:

#1: what kinda toilet paper is so cheap that it falls apart in yo cat??? Gross...

#2: I don't think we can attribute this to a particular gender. I've personally witnessed a tp ball in a dude's crack before. It was NOT cute, cause you know there had to be traces of dook on it.

Thank you, that is all...

PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

i really dont talk to many people on there regularly and
even fewer outside the org....you will always be #1...you have always been
my favorite crush...besides those orgers that are there now have NOTHING on
you

CalhounSq said:

2 things:

#1: what kinda toilet paper is so cheap that it falls apart in yo cat??? Gross...

#2: I don't think we can attribute this to a particular gender. I've personally witnessed a tp ball in a dude's crack before. It was NOT cute, cause you know there had to be traces of dook on it.

Thank you, that is all...

i really dont talk to many people on there regularly and
even fewer outside the org....you will always be #1...you have always been
my favorite crush...besides those orgers that are there now have NOTHING on
you

U know what Im sitting here wondering?? Whether this has got something to do with whether people scrunch or fold

PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter

chillichocaholic said:

U know what Im sitting here wondering?? Whether this has got something to do with whether people scrunch or fold

i really dont talk to many people on there regularly and
even fewer outside the org....you will always be #1...you have always been
my favorite crush...besides those orgers that are there now have NOTHING on
you

CarrieLee said:

Every bathroom should have a bidet.

eikonoklastes said:

I have to say I love the org...the things we all talk about!

eikonoklastes said:

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Let me get this straight..... Your complaint is derived from the concept that your female has urinated and wiped herself improperly as she has remnants of toilet paper still attached to her skin.

I'm boggled over here. If your female can't jump in the shower/bath and appreciate the value of some damn soap and water prior to oral sex so you have a TP/urine free experience, then you need to go on strike!

I've witnessed it on several women now. Apparently it's necessary women take a shower right before sex, cause y'all nasty like that. Can't even be an hour between the shower and sex, cause she might have been to the bathroom in the meantime.

I keep whips of some kind it's good hygiene to me.

Honey said:

Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!

KrystleEyes 22/03/05

muirdo said:

eikonoklastes said:

We all know about this phenomenon, don't we guys? You go down on a chick and start eating that pussy and then...then, you're hacking up something. Turns out to be a tp ball! Makes me just want to kiss her and pass that shit on to her. How ya like that?

Ladies, could you please do all men a favor and wipe that pussy properly? I mean if you got tp balls down there, I'm definitely not going to eat your ass. And just plucking them out of your wet slit doesn't mean everything is cool now and we can go back to licking it. Chicks aren't even embarrassed by it or do y'all really think it's no big deal?

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot)

the video for the above...
http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related

Another Classic

Alright...if we are gonna talk about this lets talk about men and their sweaty, hairy ballsacs...I mean come on now
After a day at work or a night dancing in the clubs or even sitting around on the sofa watching a ball game do u guys really thing women enjoy a mouth full of sweaty ,hairy, none too fresh ballsac?? HELL NO!!!
How about giving the damn thing a wash and a shave bfore u unceremoniously hang them in our face and say "Suck on em"
I mean really...even a shave would be nice and dont even get me started on the smell of penises Clean or not

PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter

Uh...I have never had this problem with a woman. I really think it would be the last thing I'd worry about if I encountered it

eikonoklastes said:

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Let me get this straight..... Your complaint is derived from the concept that your female has urinated and wiped herself improperly as she has remnants of toilet paper still attached to her skin.

I'm boggled over here. If your female can't jump in the shower/bath and appreciate the value of some damn soap and water prior to oral sex so you have a TP/urine free experience, then you need to go on strike!

I've witnessed it on several women now. Apparently it's necessary women take a shower right before sex, cause y'all nasty like that. Can't even be an hour between the shower and sex, cause she might have been to the bathroom in the meantime.

CarrieLee said:

eikonoklastes said:

I've witnessed it on several women now. Apparently it's necessary women take a shower right before sex, cause y'all nasty like that. Can't even be an hour between the shower and sex, cause she might have been to the bathroom in the meantime.

Your ass is sleeping with nasty women then!!! Maybe they have stubble and its getting caught...maybe you should suggest they wax!