yes, i caught him masturbating (and sending drunk orgnotes)

yeah, my ex. D=
I mean...wow. Big, hot sexy woman next to him sleeping and looking cute. What does he do? *fap*fap*fap*fap*...etc. So I turn around and look at him. We're in bed together so I know what he's doing. I'm just confused and he's looking at me like...=D but with eyes like... like I caught him eating the good cookies out the jar.

He's a strange one. He's just not aggressive when he's uh....*ahem*

As for strangers, HAH! I Caught a dude at Home Depot. He was in the inflatable X-Mas section in the little warming house display...uh...getting personal. He actually had the nerve to wink at me as he blushed and continued. And I had to be about 13/14.

I ran SO fast being the shy girl I was back then. And tattled like a songbird. Of course, the angry fat security cop escorted dude on out the store. He was pissed off at me, though, because I interrupted his dumb old granola and coffee break.

I once caught my brother wanking in our computer room...




He got back at me, when he caught me fucking in the computer room..

Mushanga said:

Seems like your computer room is the place to be!

When I was 13 or 14, I was masturbating and accidentally wandered into our front room. My Nan nearly choked on her tea. I only masturbated in my bedroom after that.

Yes, a roommate of mine when I was 21 and living in Madison for the summer.
She had gotten home from work and walked into her bedroom which was was off of the main living room. I was in the living room watching tv and she and I were talking about getting together a picnic and a bottle of wine and going to watch an outdoor orchestra performance or something like that. We were talking from the two rooms and her door was wide open and I thought the yelling back and forth was stupid so I stood up and walked into her room to finish the plan, talking AS I was walking even, and when I got in the door she was laying on her bed with her skirt pulled up and her eyes closed. When she realized I was standing there her eyes got really wide, her face just froze and she pulled her skirt down as quickly as possible. We akwardly finished the conversation in about two words and I walked out.
We both pretended it didn't happen and never mentioned it again.

CarrieMpls said:

phunkdaddy said:

whoever he was thinkning about, he was in his own little world of bliss, and I ruined it for him

HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING! ! ! ! FREAK! ! ! ! ... ...




and then she quietly goes off to her own little corner in life with the hot guitar guy on her mind.

CarrieMpls said:

Describe the roommate

JessieJ said:

Where, uni?

Yes, my boyfriend, and I asked him can I do that for you, and oh wow was that a hot night!!
[Edited 10/11/08 17:18pm]

I walked up on a homeless man sitting on the bench in the park that had his pants down around his ankles and he was jacking off. He asked me to do it for him and I told him that I didn't have time to be picking ticks out of his dick hair first.

There was also a guy that used to sit in his car in the parking lot of the gay club and jack off. He didn't stop if people walked by either. Apparently he wanted them to see him. One night a crowd gathered around his car and that motherfucker got so excited that he shot his load and it landed on his own cheek.

...on second thought, that probably sounded sorta nasty.



anyhow, i used to see freaks all the time on the campus at school. you caon't affored to pay them any attention cause then they come in for the kill. catching them would be like rape to me. I would go the fuck off.

Yeah... it's all good until they realize they've been caught. Realization ruins it for me.

No swarnky people tho... just those that I've been with.

One day, when I was 12 and playing basketball with a good friend of mine, this huge, tall and strange looking guy came over to us and asked us whether we could warn him in case someone came close to him because he wanted to masturbate in the bushes behind the basketball court.
He also said something in the vein of " You little guys probably don´t know what masturbation is but I´m gonna go there and masturbate, and you guys just let me know if anyone comes too close to me, alright ? "

Needless to say,we ran off after he disappeared in the bushes.

Nope, but I've been caught....by my dad.....when I was in my 30's.....

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

eikonoklastes said:

It was fucking horrible. My dad opened the door, saw what was going on and shut the door. He never mentioned it.

BUT IT WAS STILL HORRIBLE!

Dayclear said:

TMFI

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Man, I just choked on my cookie!!!

CarrieMpls said:

I was waiting for you to post this story again.

thekidsgirl said:

oh god, that's hot! like the opening scene in a porno.

reneGade20 said:

and then.....

sextonseven said:

horatio said:

errr...ummmm...suffice to say, uncomfortable silence ensued....

...I gave him a few minutes to compose himself, then took him outside and made him do many, many pushups....

VenusBlingBling said:

No, at this shopping center by my house.

reneGade20 said:

I don't know why, but this is really hot to me

JessieJ said:

I've never been to a shopping center like that. Sounds interesting though... Although I'm not sure I would feel tempted to buy anything there

VenusBlingBling said:

It's gross. One time, my friend had to drop by at a shop in there and I stayed in the car. This nasty old man came up to my window, whipped out his dick and started going at it right there I jumped into the driver's seat and drove away




I kinda have to go there though 'cause the place that I do my banking at is there.