Three Third Graders From Tennessee

An Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid are on the playground at recess.

The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game.
'Let's see who has the largest weenie.' He says, 'Okay.' They all agree.

The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.

'That's nothing,' says the Italian kid. He whips his out and proudly shows that his is at least an inch longer.

Not to be out done, the Black kid whips his out. It is by far not only the biggest, but the fattest.

That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid's mother asks him what he did at school today.
'Oh, we worked on a science project , had a math test and read out loud from a new book
and then during recess, my friends and I played a new game called 'Let's see who has the largest weenie.'

'What kind of game is that, honey?' asks the mother.

'Well, me, Anthony and Patrick each pulled out our weenies and I had the biggest!
The other kids say it's because I'm Black. Is that true?

'No, Leroy.




It's because you're eighteen and still in the third grade.'

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Funny

on behalf of Tennessee -->

"...and, if it was good in the past, it's still good." -- Sly Stone, Woodstock

ThreadBare said:

on behalf of Tennessee -->

I didn't even see it coming!

I love that you post jokes each week

Measure in Love
"May the voice of the child in you never stop speaking. May it fall like a gift from heaven, offering to dessicated words its splendorous burst of laugher, the salt of its tears, its all powerful wildness." Maurice Blanchot

poor leroy.

We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color.
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...ahhh, Friday has ariived

see now, this is one of the reasons i love fridays

happy friday funk!

I was waiting...

funny!

that's funny!!!!