Did you ever drunken eBay?

I heard about a guy who did and bought a motel sign

I don't do drunken anything

I was at a concert last night and ohhh lawd the drunks

Mach said:

I don't do drunken anything

I was at a concert last night and ohhh lawd the drunks

ZombieKitten said:

Mach said:

I don't do drunken anything

I was at a concert last night and ohhh lawd the drunks

I wanted to hear some juicy stories, not from goody two shoes like you

ZombieKitten said:

Mach said:

I don't do drunken anything

I was at a concert last night and ohhh lawd the drunks

I wanted to hear some juicy stories, not from goody two shoes like you

mdiver said:

ZombieKitten said:

I wanted to hear some juicy stories, not from goody two shoes like you

I just shipped a bike engine to Ireland that i sold on ebay, as i came in from the courier getting it i saw this thread

Mach said:

ZombieKitten said:

I wanted to hear some juicy stories, not from goody two shoes like you

I had my drunken daze - prior to children

and you are probably one of the very few people to call me goodie 2 shoes and that's only because you don't see/know my other side



I forgive you

Mach said:

mdiver said:

I just shipped a bike engine to Ireland that i sold on ebay, as i came in from the courier getting it i saw this thread

We're you drunk ?

If not get off this thread Mr

ZombieKitten said:

Mach said:

I had my drunken daze - prior to children

and you are probably one of the very few people to call me goodie 2 shoes and that's only because you don't see/know my other side



I forgive you

I doubt you with your good sense ever did anything stupid!

mdiver said:

Mach said:

We're you drunk ?

If not get off this thread Mr

It is 2pm on a friday.....errr...so no i wasn't

Mach said:

mdiver said:

It is 2pm on a friday.....errr...so no i wasn't

It okay you can say "yet"

mdiver said:

Mach said:

It okay you can say "yet"

ZombieKitten said:

Mach said:

I had my drunken daze - prior to children

and you are probably one of the very few people to call me goodie 2 shoes and that's only because you don't see/know my other side



I forgive you

I doubt you with your good sense ever did anything stupid!

ZombieKitten said:

ZombieKitten said:

I doubt you with your good sense ever did anything stupid!

things done without thought of consequence

Mach said:

ZombieKitten said:

things done without thought of consequence

Yeah that would be 60 % of most things I did prior to moving and meeting my husband

okay maybe even 75 %

intentionally driving down one way streets in Detroit and laughing - that is kinda what you mean - yes ?

how about sneaking out almost every weekend at 2 am - drinking and jumping peoples fences and skinny dipping in their pools ?

How about slashing tires or ...

what about being drunk and beating the shit out of my drunk boyfriend with a glass beer bottle

how about being in the wrong place at the wrong time and holding a buddy while he died from a gunshot

I dunno - I think I did some stupid things in my life

ZombieKitten said:

Mach said:

Yeah that would be 60 % of most things I did prior to moving and meeting my husband

okay maybe even 75 %

intentionally driving down one way streets in Detroit and laughing - that is kinda what you mean - yes ?

how about sneaking out almost every weekend at 2 am - drinking and jumping peoples fences and skinny dipping in their pools ?

How about slashing tires or ...

what about being drunk and beating the shit out of my drunk boyfriend with a glass beer bottle

how about being in the wrong place at the wrong time and holding a buddy while he died from a gunshot

I dunno - I think I did some stupid things in my life

oh my!
made you wiser didn't it

Never did. But I've bipolar eBayed. It ain't pretty.

Lammastide said:

Never did. But I've bipolar eBayed. It ain't pretty.

ZombieKitten said:

Lammastide said:

Never did. But I've bipolar eBayed. It ain't pretty.

uh oh!

what did you buy?

Lammastide said:

ZombieKitten said:

uh oh!

what did you buy?

Clothes pretty much... just lots of them. LOTS and lots, most of which I've now resold or given away to charity.

No, but that's because I'd buy something stupid.

mdiver said:

ZombieKitten said:

I wanted to hear some juicy stories, not from goody two shoes like you

I just shipped a bike engine to Ireland that i sold on ebay, as i came in from the courier getting it i saw this thread

There was an article in The Onion about a guy who drunkenly bid & won the complete set of Mama's Family on VHS

I woke up one morning to about $1000 in bids on Prince vinyl. Luckily I only ended up winning about half.

Sweet vinyl too, and I probably never would have purchased it without sweet, sweet alcohol.

I wouldn't be able to even turn my dinosaur of a computer on if I was drunk.

I have been known in the past though to walk into stores and buy pr0n when drunk. Big waste of money. It wasn't even GOOD pr0n.

Nope. I've drunken MySpace'd before. I was trying to comment on Nikki Sixx's page about how I wanted to fuck the taste out of his mouth or some bullshit like that. Luckily, he has one of those comment security thingees that you have to type in the jumbled up letters and my drunk ass couldn't figure it out. Then I got tired of trying and decided to throw up instead.

Just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you.

JuliePurplehead said:

Memaw loves her Seyhan

I drunken everything!

I'm sig-less. Happy, fuckers?

JustErin said:

Just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you.

JuliePurplehead said:

I'm sig-less. Happy, fuckers?