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Thread started 07/22/08 7:18pm

gingerogers

what sort of person would YO MOMMA want you to marry?

mine would like me to marry someone who is honest, open, caring and responsible and someone who can love me unconditionally no matter what, who will always be there for me, to help me and protect me and share in our lives with equal love for others and the things that really matter most in life.

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Reply #1 posted 07/22/08 7:21pm

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She would want me to marry someone who doesn't drink, knows his way around a toolbox and doesn't beat me.

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Reply #2 posted 07/22/08 7:31pm

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I feel sick just considering this question. arrow

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Reply #3 posted 07/22/08 7:32pm

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My mawm doesn't want to get married again smile

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Reply #4 posted 07/22/08 7:34pm

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I have no idea. We've never discussed it.

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Reply #5 posted 07/22/08 7:36pm

ZombieKitten

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I think I married him, I wish I had known before, I would have run the other way shake

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Reply #6 posted 07/22/08 7:56pm

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She wants me to marry a nice Catholic man that has no piercing or tattoos blahblah For real though, she just wants me to find someone that loves and respects me. And he has to be able to handle me 'cause apparently I'm difficult neutral

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Reply #7 posted 07/22/08 8:00pm

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Not so much that she wants me to marry she just wants me to be with someone that cares about me and treats me well.

She said this too me the other day when she found out who I was seeing again and was not impressed. lol

"Did you know that pink skin from the sun is no good, but pink skin on your ass from a guy spanking you senseless while fucking it mercilessly is recommended by four out of five Ace's?"
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Reply #8 posted 07/22/08 8:02pm

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rolleyes Oh gosh! Someone with money, a nice car & no kids. And thats all neutral


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Reply #9 posted 07/22/08 8:06pm

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Alej said:

My mawm doesn't want to get married again smile


no no YOU to marry, not her

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Reply #10 posted 07/22/08 8:16pm

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i think he's an amazing musician, and honestly, who else can you think of who is a celebrity cellist, so i guess his opinion would mean a lot to me - but at the end of the day, i'd just have to tell him that i have to live my life and if he doesn't like my choice of spouse, well, he's just going to go have to make an album with phillip glass about it or something.

and i mean that respectfully.

good grief
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Reply #11 posted 07/22/08 8:19pm

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The type that I married....she loves him to death

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Reply #12 posted 07/22/08 8:20pm

Cinnie

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I don't think my mom has an ideal, ahem, MAN in mind for me. She had the most difficulty of all my parents with my "coming out".

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Reply #13 posted 07/22/08 8:29pm

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Ocean said:

The type that I married....she loves him to death

he can move out to the bungalow then!

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Reply #14 posted 07/22/08 8:29pm

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Cinnie said:

Alej said:

My mawm doesn't want to get married again smile


no no YOU to marry, not her


Oh shit lol

I totally misread that lol

I have no idea then neutral lol
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she has a huge camel toe. It's not cameltoe, it's like DINOSAUR TOE =O - Protege

i lime huck OFFA - Myle

cooies - Protege's dad

Proud Co-Founder of the Celebrity Book Club
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Reply #15 posted 07/22/08 8:30pm

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ZombieKitten said:

Ocean said:

The type that I married....she loves him to death

he can move out to the bungalow then!

What do I do with the empty spot in the bed batting eyes

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Reply #16 posted 07/22/08 8:31pm

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Initially probably not the person I did marry. lol At least, she probably never would've conceived I might.

If Avril Lavigne fell in a bear trap in the woods and no-one was around, would she make a soundcheck? hmmm
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Reply #17 posted 07/22/08 8:31pm

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Ocean said:

ZombieKitten said:


he can move out to the bungalow then!

What do I do with the empty spot in the bed batting eyes

I'm glad you asked!

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Reply #18 posted 07/22/08 8:32pm

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Fauxie said:

Initially probably not the person I did marry. lol At least, she probably never would've conceived I might.


Your avatar fallinluv

she has a huge camel toe. It's not cameltoe, it's like DINOSAUR TOE =O - Protege

i lime huck OFFA - Myle

cooies - Protege's dad

Proud Co-Founder of the Celebrity Book Club
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Reply #19 posted 07/22/08 8:33pm

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Alej said:

Fauxie said:

Initially probably not the person I did marry. lol At least, she probably never would've conceived I might.


Your avatar fallinluv


Will you marry me? smile

If Avril Lavigne fell in a bear trap in the woods and no-one was around, would she make a soundcheck? hmmm
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Reply #20 posted 07/22/08 8:33pm

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Fauxie said:

Alej said:



Your avatar fallinluv


Will you marry me? smile


Sho smile

she has a huge camel toe. It's not cameltoe, it's like DINOSAUR TOE =O - Protege

i lime huck OFFA - Myle

cooies - Protege's dad

Proud Co-Founder of the Celebrity Book Club
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Reply #21 posted 07/22/08 8:34pm

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Alej said:

Fauxie said:



Will you marry me? smile


Sho smile


Cool. Your mawm would be very happy. nod

If Avril Lavigne fell in a bear trap in the woods and no-one was around, would she make a soundcheck? hmmm
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Reply #22 posted 07/22/08 8:36pm

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Fauxie said:

Alej said:



Sho smile


Cool. Your mawm would be very happy. nod


nod yay!

she has a huge camel toe. It's not cameltoe, it's like DINOSAUR TOE =O - Protege

i lime huck OFFA - Myle

cooies - Protege's dad

Proud Co-Founder of the Celebrity Book Club
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Reply #23 posted 07/22/08 8:41pm

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ZombieKitten said:

Ocean said:


What do I do with the empty spot in the bed batting eyes

I'm glad you asked!


Who's that pout

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Reply #24 posted 07/22/08 8:46pm

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Ocean said:

ZombieKitten said:


I'm glad you asked!


Who's that pout


neutral
it's Dean from the Curiosity Show, his catchphrase was "I'm glad you asked!"

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Reply #25 posted 07/22/08 8:52pm

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my mom says that she wants me to marry someone who will make me happy but really she wants me to marry someone who:

1) Is devastatingly good looking

2) Has a professional career

3) Makes good money

4) Will get me pregnant relatively quickly

5) Will make me happy for ever and we never divorce

6) Will get me pregnant

7) Will get me pregnant

8) Will get me pregnant


My mom really wants grandkids. Devastatingly beautiful grandkids. lol

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Reply #26 posted 07/22/08 8:54pm

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Anxiety said:

i think he's an amazing musician, and honestly, who else can you think of who is a celebrity cellist, so i guess his opinion would mean a lot to me - but at the end of the day, i'd just have to tell him that i have to live my life and if he doesn't like my choice of spouse, well, he's just going to go have to make an album with phillip glass about it or something.

and i mean that respectfully.

i think yo yo ma would just want you to be happy.

he would also want you to have a lifetime subscription to Cat Fancy magazine because that would make you happy.

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Reply #27 posted 07/22/08 9:05pm

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JasmineFire said:

Anxiety said:

i think he's an amazing musician, and honestly, who else can you think of who is a celebrity cellist, so i guess his opinion would mean a lot to me - but at the end of the day, i'd just have to tell him that i have to live my life and if he doesn't like my choice of spouse, well, he's just going to go have to make an album with phillip glass about it or something.

and i mean that respectfully.

i think yo yo ma would just want you to be happy.

he would also want you to have a lifetime subscription to Cat Fancy magazine because that would make you happy.


yo yo ma thinks he knows what would make me happy but he's way off track. we were just arguing about this on yahoo messenger last weekend. i was all "OMFG U DON'T KNOW ME BITCH" and he was all "ROFL WHATEVER AND YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A B LOLOLOLOLOLOL"

he's mentioned the cat fancy thing before, so i will give yo yo ma credit for that.

good grief
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Reply #28 posted 07/22/08 9:10pm

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Anxiety said:

JasmineFire said:


i think yo yo ma would just want you to be happy.

he would also want you to have a lifetime subscription to Cat Fancy magazine because that would make you happy.


yo yo ma thinks he knows what would make me happy but he's way off track. we were just arguing about this on yahoo messenger last weekend. i was all "OMFG U DON'T KNOW ME BITCH" and he was all "ROFL WHATEVER AND YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A B LOLOLOLOLOLOL"

he's mentioned the cat fancy thing before, so i will give yo yo ma credit for that.

yoyo ma is just looking out for you, man.

he's been watching you for years

and

he's been taking his compassion capsules.

yoyo knows! yoyo knows!




[random]my mom had that album that yoyoma did with bobby mcferrin.[/random]

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Reply #29 posted 07/22/08 9:15pm

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JasmineFire said:

my mom says that she wants me to marry someone who will make me happy but really she wants me to marry someone who:

1) Is devastatingly good looking

2) Has a professional career

3) Makes good money

4) Will get me pregnant relatively quickly

5) Will make me happy for ever and we never divorce

6) Will get me pregnant

7) Will get me pregnant

8) Will get me pregnant


My mom really wants grandkids. Devastatingly beautiful grandkids. lol



lol

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