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what sort of person would YO MOMMA want you to marry? mine would like me to marry someone who is honest, open, caring and responsible and someone who can love me unconditionally no matter what, who will always be there for me, to help me and protect me and share in our lives with equal love for others and the things that really matter most in life. ego and fear block out the higher self to keep the spirit within prisoner in the land of the dead. www.facedownunder.com. | |
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She would want me to marry someone who doesn't drink, knows his way around a toolbox and doesn't beat me. | |
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I feel sick just considering this question. "Hey, can you come and identify this bucket of your brother?" | |
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My mawm doesn't want to get married again i lime huck OFFA - Myle cooies - Protege's dad Proud Co-Founder of the Celebrity Book Club | |
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I have no idea. We've never discussed it. |
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I think I married him, I wish I had known before, I would have run the other way The Quiet Nasty | |
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She wants me to marry a nice Catholic man that has no piercing or tattoos | |
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Not so much that she wants me to marry she just wants me to be with someone that cares about me and treats me well.
"Did you know that pink skin from the sun is no good, but pink skin on your ass from a guy spanking you senseless while fucking it mercilessly is recommended by four out of five Ace's?" | |
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"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!" | |
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Alej said: My mawm doesn't want to get married again
no no YOU to marry, not her This week's Thrillercast is by Q-Tip! | |
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i think he's an amazing musician, and honestly, who else can you think of who is a celebrity cellist, so i guess his opinion would mean a lot to me - but at the end of the day, i'd just have to tell him that i have to live my life and if he doesn't like my choice of spouse, well, he's just going to go have to make an album with phillip glass about it or something.
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The type that I married....she loves him to death | |
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I don't think my mom has an ideal, ahem, MAN in mind for me. She had the most difficulty of all my parents with my "coming out". This week's Thrillercast is by Q-Tip! | |
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Ocean said: The type that I married....she loves him to death
he can move out to the bungalow then! The Quiet Nasty | |
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Cinnie said: Alej said: My mawm doesn't want to get married again
no no YOU to marry, not her Oh shit I totally misread that I have no idea then [Edited 7/22/08 20:30pm] i lime huck OFFA - Myle cooies - Protege's dad Proud Co-Founder of the Celebrity Book Club | |
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ZombieKitten said: Ocean said: The type that I married....she loves him to death
he can move out to the bungalow then! What do I do with the empty spot in the bed | |
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Initially probably not the person I did marry. If Avril Lavigne fell in a bear trap in the woods and no-one was around, would she make a soundcheck? | |
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Ocean said: ZombieKitten said: he can move out to the bungalow then! What do I do with the empty spot in the bed I'm glad you asked! ![]() The Quiet Nasty | |
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Fauxie said: Initially probably not the person I did marry.
Your avatar i lime huck OFFA - Myle cooies - Protege's dad Proud Co-Founder of the Celebrity Book Club | |
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Alej said: Fauxie said: Initially probably not the person I did marry.
Your avatar Will you marry me? If Avril Lavigne fell in a bear trap in the woods and no-one was around, would she make a soundcheck? | |
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Fauxie said: Alej said: Your avatar Will you marry me? Sho i lime huck OFFA - Myle cooies - Protege's dad Proud Co-Founder of the Celebrity Book Club | |
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Alej said: Fauxie said: Will you marry me? Sho Cool. Your mawm would be very happy. If Avril Lavigne fell in a bear trap in the woods and no-one was around, would she make a soundcheck? | |
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Fauxie said: Alej said: Sho Cool. Your mawm would be very happy. ![]() i lime huck OFFA - Myle cooies - Protege's dad Proud Co-Founder of the Celebrity Book Club | |
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ZombieKitten said: Ocean said: What do I do with the empty spot in the bed I'm glad you asked! ![]() Who's that | |
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Ocean said: ZombieKitten said: I'm glad you asked! ![]() Who's that it's Dean from the Curiosity Show, his catchphrase was "I'm glad you asked!" The Quiet Nasty | |
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my mom says that she wants me to marry someone who will make me happy but really she wants me to marry someone who:
Love me 'til my heart stops...love me 'til I'm dead | |
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Anxiety said: i think he's an amazing musician, and honestly, who else can you think of who is a celebrity cellist, so i guess his opinion would mean a lot to me - but at the end of the day, i'd just have to tell him that i have to live my life and if he doesn't like my choice of spouse, well, he's just going to go have to make an album with phillip glass about it or something.
and i mean that respectfully. i think yo yo ma would just want you to be happy. he would also want you to have a lifetime subscription to Cat Fancy magazine because that would make you happy. Love me 'til my heart stops...love me 'til I'm dead | |
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JasmineFire said: Anxiety said: i think he's an amazing musician, and honestly, who else can you think of who is a celebrity cellist, so i guess his opinion would mean a lot to me - but at the end of the day, i'd just have to tell him that i have to live my life and if he doesn't like my choice of spouse, well, he's just going to go have to make an album with phillip glass about it or something.
and i mean that respectfully. i think yo yo ma would just want you to be happy. he would also want you to have a lifetime subscription to Cat Fancy magazine because that would make you happy. yo yo ma thinks he knows what would make me happy but he's way off track. we were just arguing about this on yahoo messenger last weekend. i was all "OMFG U DON'T KNOW ME BITCH" and he was all "ROFL WHATEVER AND YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A B LOLOLOLOLOLOL" he's mentioned the cat fancy thing before, so i will give yo yo ma credit for that. | |
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Anxiety said: JasmineFire said: i think yo yo ma would just want you to be happy. he would also want you to have a lifetime subscription to Cat Fancy magazine because that would make you happy. yo yo ma thinks he knows what would make me happy but he's way off track. we were just arguing about this on yahoo messenger last weekend. i was all "OMFG U DON'T KNOW ME BITCH" and he was all "ROFL WHATEVER AND YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ME A B LOLOLOLOLOLOL" he's mentioned the cat fancy thing before, so i will give yo yo ma credit for that. yoyo ma is just looking out for you, man. he's been watching you for years and he's been taking his compassion capsules. yoyo knows! yoyo knows!
[random]my mom had that album that yoyoma did with bobby mcferrin.[/random] Love me 'til my heart stops...love me 'til I'm dead | |
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JasmineFire said: my mom says that she wants me to marry someone who will make me happy but really she wants me to marry someone who:
1) Is devastatingly good looking 2) Has a professional career 3) Makes good money 4) Will get me pregnant relatively quickly 5) Will make me happy for ever and we never divorce 6) Will get me pregnant 7) Will get me pregnant 8) Will get me pregnant My mom really wants grandkids. Devastatingly beautiful grandkids. "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!" | |
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