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Thread started 07/18/08 5:50am

abierman

There is a GOD!! (Salma Hayek-news)

Salma Hayek has broken up her engagement to her longtime partner, father of her first child, and serious old french fart François-Henri Pinault!!!!! woot!

I never understood their relation anyway, yay for Salma being on the market again!!!! woot! woot! woot!
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Reply #1 posted 07/18/08 5:59am

SCNDLS

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hmmm Let me see here. . . his family fortune is about $7 billion and he's CEO of the company that owns Gucci and YSL. Shiiiiittt, that's a no-brainer. But didn't he have a baby with some model chick around the time he was with Salma??? That old fucker needs to wrap it up. . . but he can sho nuf call
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Reply #2 posted 07/18/08 6:10am

AndGodCreatedM
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I had my wisdom tooth taken out today and there are 2 snails fucking on my doorstep mad

Where's that God of yours? mad


Thank him for painkillers neutral
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Reply #3 posted 07/18/08 6:30am

abierman

AndGodCreatedMe said:

I had my wisdom tooth taken out today and there are 2 snails fucking on my doorstep mad

Where's that God of yours? mad


Thank him for painkillers neutral



falloff

That God is sending Salma my way and couldn't care less for your wisdom teeth! hah!


smart snails!
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Reply #4 posted 07/18/08 6:32am

abierman

SCNDLS said:

hmmm Let me see here. . . his family fortune is about $7 billion and he's CEO of the company that owns Gucci and YSL. Shiiiiittt, that's a no-brainer. But didn't he have a baby with some model chick around the time he was with Salma??? That old fucker needs to wrap it up. . . but he can sho nuf call



I don't know much about him, besides that he's a rich mofo.....I'm glad that Salma ledt him....
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Reply #5 posted 07/18/08 6:36am

AndGodCreatedM
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abierman said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

I had my wisdom tooth taken out today and there are 2 snails fucking on my doorstep mad

Where's that God of yours? mad


Thank him for painkillers neutral



falloff

That God is sending Salma my way and couldn't care less for your wisdom teeth! hah!


smart snails!

They are gross!!! mad


And so is Salma mad

Ok she's not....I need more painkillers and you need Jomanda nod wacky
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Reply #6 posted 07/18/08 7:09am

Dayclear

Well she's got a baby by him, so he'll always be a part of her life regardless. confused
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Reply #7 posted 07/18/08 7:16am

abierman

Dayclear said:

Well she's got a baby by him, so he'll always be a part of her life regardless. confused



true, and the kid can be assured of a lifelong cashflow!
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Reply #8 posted 07/18/08 8:26am

MIGUELGOMEZ

AndGodCreatedMe said:

I had my wisdom tooth taken out today and there are 2 snails fucking on my doorstep mad

Where's that God of yours? mad


Thank him for painkillers neutral



falloff falloff

That is hilarious!!!!!

I hope you feel better sweety.
[Edited 7/18/08 8:26am]
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #9 posted 07/18/08 8:29am

JustErin

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abierman said:

Dayclear said:

Well she's got a baby by him, so he'll always be a part of her life regardless. confused



true, and the kid can be assured of a lifelong cashflow!


It still kinda sucks for kids when their parents split. I hope it's amicable for the little one's sake.
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Reply #10 posted 07/18/08 8:52am

Cinnie

I'm sure billionaires find themselves compatible with all kinds of women.
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Reply #11 posted 07/18/08 8:52am

AndGodCreatedM
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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

AndGodCreatedMe said:

I had my wisdom tooth taken out today and there are 2 snails fucking on my doorstep mad

Where's that God of yours? mad


Thank him for painkillers neutral



falloff falloff

That is hilarious!!!!!

I hope you feel better sweety.
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lol

i took 3 paracetamol pills (500mg) and my jaw is hurting like a mutherfucker mad

the snails are now on my kitchen-window neutral I tried to get rid of them but they were so attached to eachother so i could not let my cat eat them sigh
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Reply #12 posted 07/18/08 9:09am

Tremolina

SCNDLS said:

That old fucker needs to wrap it up. . . but he can sho nuf call

Geeh, that's too bad.
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Reply #13 posted 07/18/08 9:10am

Tremolina

JustErin said:

abierman said:




true, and the kid can be assured of a lifelong cashflow!


It still kinda sucks for kids when their parents split. I hope it's amicable for the little one's sake.

I guess that won't happen when you are the product of a money craving sexy bitch and a sex craving old fart.
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Reply #14 posted 07/18/08 9:23am

Cinnie

Tremolina said:

JustErin said:



It still kinda sucks for kids when their parents split. I hope it's amicable for the little one's sake.

I guess that won't happen when you are the product of a money craving sexy bitch and a sex craving old fart.


falloff
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Reply #15 posted 07/18/08 10:29am

thekidsgirl

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jeez, she is so talented and gorgeous...I hope she find a better man (not that she'd have any trouble in that dept.)
If you will, so will I
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Reply #16 posted 07/18/08 1:28pm

G0d

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There is a G0d as well.

And G0d is banging Salma next week.
"LOVE YOURSELF AS ALL PEOPLE"
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Reply #17 posted 07/18/08 1:39pm

AndGodCreatedM
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G0d said:

There is a G0d as well.

And G0d is banging Salma next week.


neutral Even G0d can dream.
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Reply #18 posted 07/18/08 1:40pm

violator

I still say her 'snake dance' (prior to becoming a blood-sucking, pasty, crusty old vampiria) in 'From Dusk Til Dawn' ranks as one of the sexiest things ever committed to celluloid.
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Reply #19 posted 07/18/08 7:20pm

gyro34

woot! For Salma!
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Reply #20 posted 07/18/08 7:55pm

PurpleJedi

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dancing jig
By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #21 posted 07/19/08 1:48am

abierman

violator said:

I still say her 'snake dance' (prior to becoming a blood-sucking, pasty, crusty old vampiria) in 'From Dusk Til Dawn' ranks as one of the sexiest things ever committed to celluloid.



nod worship

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Reply #22 posted 07/19/08 1:55am

HamsterHuey

What a STOOPID thread. A goddess thread without pics. Wanka's.



So. Better.
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Reply #23 posted 07/19/08 1:56am

HamsterHuey

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Reply #24 posted 07/19/08 1:57am

HamsterHuey

okay, this one even makes me a bit straight right there...

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HamsterHuey

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HamsterHuey

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HamsterHuey

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abierman









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Reply #29 posted 07/19/08 2:40am

HamsterHuey

I love the elevator scene in Ugly Betty, I roared with laughter.
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