More specifically orange-a-peel, orang dream machine or razzmatazz thanks. please help me and if you dont work there tell me what your favorite flavor is. i would rather buy one bu there isn't one in Michigan which really stinks! i meen nowhere. Ohhhh yeah if you know if theres one comming in pleeeeeaaaaase let me know thanks peeeps!

there's tons of them here in california!

actually, jamba juice sells a book of smoothie recipes. i'm pretty sure i even have my own copy around here somewhere...!

Anxiety said:

If you can help me on the ornange dream machince that will work

Marrysharronsluvchild said:

i'm afraid my copy of the book is buried at the bottom of a moving box and probably stashed in the basement somewhere, but when/if i ever come across that book, i will let you know! anyway, summer is almost here, so i'm gonna be wanting to make some smoothies...i might be going on an excavation dig of moving boxes in the very near future!

Jamba Juice has an interesting and impressive 'underground menu' of smoothies. Anyone tried any of them?

Marrysharronsluvchild said:

Try this:
2 scoops vanilla frozen yogurt
2 scoops orange sherbet
1/2 cup orange juice
1/2 cup soy milk
Small amount of crushed ice

Blend.

WillyWonka said:

what is this so-called "jamba underground" of which you speak???

Anxiety said:

Allegedly they are smoothies not included on the store's official menu due to not being conguous with Jamba Juice's health-conscious image, but can be made at customer's request if a particular store is familiar with the recipe for the requested "secret smoothie".

Here is a list I found online of some of the flavours:

Andres' Surprise
Apple Pie
Berry Depressing
Blue Topia
Butterfingers
Chocolate covered Strawberries
Screaming Orgasm
Fruity Pebbles
White Fruity Pebbles
Pink Fruity Pebbles
Blue Gummi Bear
Chocolate Gummi Bear
Green Gummi Bear
Pink Gummi Bear
Red Gummi Bear
White Gummi Bear
Hello Jesus
Lemonade Lightning
Melonade wave
Now and Later
Orange Dream Machine
Pacific Passion
Peanut Butter and Jelly
Penis Shooter
Pineapple Dreaming
Rainbow Sherbert
Raspberry Dreaming
Reeses Pieces
San Diego
Skittles
Sourpatch Kid
Starburst (AKA Pink Star)
Strawberries Dreaming
Strawberries Lightning
Strawberry Shortcake
Sunny Delight
Thank You Jesus
Tootsie Roll
Tropical Tango

The White Gummi Bear is apparantly quite popular.

penis shooter

Anxiety said:

Go to Jamba Juice and order that, and tell me what they say or what type of smoothie you get.

I'm dying to know!

WillyWonka said:

They deliver that one directly in the customers mouth, for freshness.

WillyWonka said:

uh yeah - and when they're kicking me out i can scream "BUT WILLY WONKA TOLD ME TO ASK!!!" i'm sure i'll be talk of the jamba for weeks.

ThirdandFinal said:

Anxiety said:

But it is supposed to be an actual smoothie that some JJ employee somewhere came up with.

Anxiety said:

that's funny!!!!!

WillyWonka said:

Where've you been, my friend? I've missed you.

Anxiety said:

DO IT!!!!

MoonSongs said:

"I've been out to seek a wife
Who's the darling of my life,
But she's a young thing
And cannot leave her mother."





Actually, it's merely been the mundanity of life that's kept me busy as of late. You are kind to notice my absence.

I've missed you as well, and I think of you often. I hope life is being good to you.

Have you been swimming lately?

JasmineFire said:

I hereby make the public declaration that I shall send a prize consisting of Wonka bars - as well as another surprise - to the first person who successfully obtains (and reports back regarding) this alleged, naughtily-named smoothie!

mmmmm I want some mango mantra!

I want to try Hello Jesus!

WillyWonka said:

you're not making this easy on me!