Women with hairy tongues? sexy!

Last night I went on a date with a beautiful young lady which included dinner(Mcdonalds) and a movie(Letterheads).....
at the conclusion of the movie I walked her to her door and waited for my kiss...she said she wanted to kiss me but she had a "problem" .....
she has hair on her tongue! ewww!....at first I was hesitant then I thought it would be different so I assured her it would be ok and guess what

It was the most amazing kiss ever...a totally different feeling! now i am trying to get het to go down on me next time to see what THAT feels like!

has anyone ever dated someone with this problem?

Are you saying you couldn't get laid on the first date? You're losing it.

I have never even heard of this.....

ArielB said:

bacteria overgrowth. ew.

you know that symbol to represent a symbol? - alej
IT ISN'T MY FAULT YOU HAVE A CHRONIC CASE OF *BORING*!

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mirrorbestfriend said:

Last night I went on a date with a beautiful young lady which included dinner(Mcdonalds) and a movie(Letterheads).....
at the conclusion of the movie I walked her to her door and waited for my kiss...she said she wanted to kiss me but she had a "problem" .....
she has hair on her tongue! ewww!....at first I was hesitant then I thought it would be different so I assured her it would be ok and guess what

It was the most amazing kiss ever...a totally different feeling! now i am trying to get het to go down on me next time to see what THAT feels like!

has anyone ever dated someone with this problem?

mirrorbestfriend said:

Last night I went on a date with a beautiful young lady which included dinner(Mcdonalds) and a movie(Letterheads).....
at the conclusion of the movie I walked her to her door and waited for my kiss...she said she wanted to kiss me but she had a "problem" .....
she has hair on her tongue! ewww!....at first I was hesitant then I thought it would be different so I assured her it would be ok and guess what

It was the most amazing kiss ever...a totally different feeling! now i am trying to get het to go down on me next time to see what THAT feels like!

has anyone ever dated someone with this problem?

Protege said:

bacteria overgrowth. ew.

That's nasty.

Hahaha photoshopped!

Edmonton, AB - - "all seeing, all knowing-thats our luv -prb"-"Yeah...we're like the Hotel California of fansites" - Nikademus - Nothinbutjoy¤°: I am so beyond mother fucking glad that it's the God Damned weekend that i could just shit kitttens

http://en.wikipedia.org/w...iry_tongue but @ the name of the condition.

you know that symbol to represent a symbol? - alej
IT ISN'T MY FAULT YOU HAVE A CHRONIC CASE OF *BORING*!

<3

Protege said:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hairy_tongue but @ the name of the condition.

Protege said:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_hairy_tongue but @ the name of the condition.

mirrorbestfriend said:

Last night I went on a date with a beautiful young lady which included dinner(Mcdonalds) and a movie(Letterheads).....
at the conclusion of the movie I walked her to her door and waited for my kiss...she said she wanted to kiss me but she had a "problem" .....
she has hair on her tongue! ewww!....at first I was hesitant then I thought it would be different so I assured her it would be ok and guess what

It was the most amazing kiss ever...a totally different feeling! now i am trying to get het to go down on me next time to see what THAT feels like!

has anyone ever dated someone with this problem?

Precipitating factors for hairy tongue include poor oral hygiene, the use of medications (especially broad-spectrum antibiotics), and therapeutic radiation of the head and the neck. All cases of hairy tongue are characterized by a hypertrophy and elongation of filiform papillae, with a lack of normal desquamation. Normal filiform papillae are approximately 1 mm in length, whereas filiform papillae in hairy tongue have been measured at more than 15 mm in length.

gross

veronikka said:

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wildgoldenhoney said:

veronikka said:

co-

Edmonton, AB - - "all seeing, all knowing-thats our luv -prb"-"Yeah...we're like the Hotel California of fansites" - Nikademus - Nothinbutjoy¤°: I am so beyond mother fucking glad that it's the God Damned weekend that i could just shit kitttens

mirrorbestfriend said:

"Always blessings, never losses......"

Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!

I'm a guy!!!!

When hell freezes over or when Chinese Democracy is finally released, whichever comes first.

luv4u said:

wildgoldenhoney said:

co-

co- co -

This shit is grotesque.

never a hairy tongue but i did have a bit of a fumble with a lady who had this problem.

Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!

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mirrorbestfriend said:

has anyone ever dated someone with this problem?

eikonoklastes said:

mirrorbestfriend said:

has anyone ever dated someone with this problem?

Looks like a case of A2M gone wrong.

ZombieKitten said:

Precipitating factors for hairy tongue include poor oral hygiene, the use of medications (especially broad-spectrum antibiotics), and therapeutic radiation of the head and the neck. All cases of hairy tongue are characterized by a hypertrophy and elongation of filiform papillae, with a lack of normal desquamation. Normal filiform papillae are approximately 1 mm in length, whereas filiform papillae in hairy tongue have been measured at more than 15 mm in length.

gross

Ugh. Never heard of it before. Did you at least find out how she got it before you kissed her? Looks like poor oral hygiene can be just as easy as a culprit.

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This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen

This has got to be the most disgusting thread I've EVER seen on here!

Really.

Waldo Jeffers had reached his limit.

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minneapolisgenius said:

This has got to be the most disgusting thread I've EVER seen on here!

Really.

mirrorbestfriend said:

minneapolisgenius said:

This has got to be the most disgusting thread I've EVER seen on here!

Really.

its not like she chose to be like that