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Thread started 10/29/02 2:58pm

June7

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A Sexy Bedtime Story

This is cute... it may b old, but it's still cute: horny



A husband and wife go off to bed. As soon as they settle down, the man leans over and whispers softly "hey snuggle boopy boops, your little hubby wubby isn't quite ready for nite-nite yet."

The wife takes the hint and says "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes, but on her way back
she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.

Her husband jumps up concerned. "Oh my little hunny bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"

No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad
passionate sex for two hours.

Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.

Her husband looks over and grunts, "Clumsy bitch."

mr.green
Respect is never promised
Love ain't free
Trust is earned
And it hurts to be alone
This is what I've learned

From the original song, "What I've Learned" by Tomás
Reply #1 posted 10/29/02 3:51pm

mrchristian

lol

A young newlywed couple are on their honeymoon and just arrived at their hotel, getting ready for bed. They don't communicate very well in bed, so once under the sheets, the couple sit there silently, nervous about what to do or say.

The husband is the first to break the silence, leans over and says "Honey...if you're a little nervous like me, and you want to have -ahem- sex, just reach over and stroke my dick a couple times and that'll be the sign you're ready."
The wife being just as anxious simply whispers, "Okay".

The deafening silence returns, she thinks for a moment, and then leans over "But what if i don't want to have sex?"
"Easy, just lean over and stroke my dick a couple hundred times." jerkoff
Reply #2 posted 10/29/02 9:11pm

SweeTea

June7 said:

This is cute... it may b old, but it's still cute: horny



A husband and wife go off to bed. As soon as they settle down, the man leans over and whispers softly "hey snuggle boopy boops, your little hubby wubby isn't quite ready for nite-nite yet."

The wife takes the hint and says "OK, but I have to use the bathroom first." So off she goes, but on her way back
she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.

Her husband jumps up concerned. "Oh my little hunny bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?"

No harm is done, so she jumps into bed and they have mad
passionate sex for two hours.

Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again lands flat on her face on the floor.

Her husband looks over and grunts, "Clumsy bitch."

mr.green


She probably fell cause she couln't believe she'd just fucked a toad.
"Use this tool to control the masses w/guaranteed success: Divide/Conquer =>No Communication cuz we are Divided =>Misunderstanding cuz we don't Communicate =>We can't Agree we only Misunderstand =>Chaos cuz we can't Agree. Chaos-an evil tool indeed!"

URL: http://prince.org/msg/100/26681

Date printed: Wed 30th Jul 2014 10:11am PDT