wipping you,r bum

WHEN U WIPE YOU
I WIPE IT AND FOLD THE PAYPER OVER AND USE IT TWICE WICH IS GUD $ RESYCLING AND I ALWAYS LUCK AT THE TISUE AFTER EACH WIPE LOLZ!!!!!

WHAT DOSE U DO??


OK NOW ANSWER THE Q PEEPS!!!

Hey Butchersdog!

Chilli.....is that you???

Butchersdog said:

ey, agre wit dat toadely, sav de 3´s

It's like Beetlejuice. Someone mentioned his name and he appeared.

KidaDynamite said:

Chilli.....is that you???

I take a bath after each dump.

Just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you.

chillichocaholic said:

KidaDynamite said:

Chilli.....is that you???

No but apparently lately people are echoing my threads, this is the second time someone has done that Besides, my spelling might be bad...but my grammer sure as hell isnt that lousy

you know, butcherdog, i'm feeling in a bit of a spiritual malaise today, so i hope you don't mind if i address your question metaphorically:

i have a great appreciation for moist wipes, and when those are available, i prefer using those, then giving a quick wipe with dry bathroom tissue. because really, you can't be TOO clean down there. you just can't.

...speaking purely as a metaphor for the emptiness of human existence and the fragility of faith, that is.

Just wow

JuliePurplehead said:

I take a bath after each dump.

Have you seen the ghost of John? Long white bones with the skin all gone. Oooooh. Wouldn't it be chilly with no skin on?

Mario Kart Wii Friend Code:
0645-6392-7359.

Butchersdog said:

Have you seen the ghost of John? Long white bones with the skin all gone. Oooooh. Wouldn't it be chilly with no skin on?

Mario Kart Wii Friend Code:
0645-6392-7359.

AnckSuNamun said:

JuliePurplehead said:

I take a bath after each dump.

Oh my god! I always shower afterwards too. I feel so icky if I don't.

I never wip my own butt.

But I like my butt spanked, though. Does that count?

Big, flat, manly hands. Slapping my perfectly slapable ass-cheeks. Until they glow red with desire.

Nonsense

HamsterHuey said:

HamsterHuey said:

Christopher said:

HamsterHuey said:

I really needed to shower this morning, or hang my arse over the sink. I had a vindaloo last night.

Seriously though I pooh far too often to make showering or bathing practical. And what about work? I'm there for twelve sodding hours!

As for wiping it does depend on the pooh itself. Usually a case of three sheets folded once repeated twice followed by two sheets folded once to show due diligence. The last step is always a 'check wipe' for everyone surely?

NB: My vindaloopooh usually requires some urgent dabbing before the full wipe. Chilli and bumholes don't mix.

iloveannie said:

chillichocaholic said:

iloveannie said:

I really needed to shower this morning, or hang my arse over the sink. I had a vindaloo last night.

Seriously though I pooh far too often to make showering or bathing practical. And what about work? I'm there for twelve sodding hours!

As for wiping it does depend on the pooh itself. Usually a case of three sheets folded once repeated twice followed by two sheets folded once to show due diligence. The last step is always a 'check wipe' for everyone surely?

NB: My vindaloopooh usually requires some urgent dabbing before the full wipe. Chilli and bumholes don't mix.

I beg ure pardon

HamsterHuey said:

chillichocaholic said:

I beg ure pardon

Gawd, I was hoping everyone would ignore that post.

iloveannie said:

I use what is needed and don't like to waste what we have in the world. Especially if I've had to pay for it first.

iloveannie said:

Illustrator said:

i just realised i am getting old, back in the day, my whole thing was toilet humour or sex.

now i dont even find this thread funny. i guess i dont find poo as funny as i used to, damn i have just stepped into adulthood.

killmenow...

eraclito said: