Whats the worst "love" Nickname u have ever heard?

We have all used one at one time or another.....A nickname that u're lover/partner called u, u called them....or just really bad ones that u have heard peple call one another,
for example things like... Love Muffin
Pookie
or the obviously (from previous threads ) loathed Hun
what are some of the really bad ones u have heard and/or used??

PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter

love nicknames are so stupid.....SAY MY NAME DAMN IT!

I know a guy (I only know him, I cant stand him nor do I choose to hang around him, though sometimes it's unavoidable) that calls his wife a list of outlandish shit....here's a few I've heard him call her..

tittie nip
cunt knuckle
dollsie-wollsie
scooter poot


he actually calls her this shit to her face and she eats it up....they deserve each other...

roodboi said:

I know a guy (I only know him, I cant stand him nor do I choose to hang around him, though sometimes it's unavoidable) that calls his wife a list of outlandish shit....here's a few I've heard him call her..

tittie nip
cunt knuckle
dollsie-wollsie
scooter poot


he actually calls her this shit to her face and she eats it up....they deserve each other...

chillichocaholic said:

puppy-toes.

It's been 20 years and I still mock my buddy for allowing that one.

roodboi said:

I know a guy (I only know him, I cant stand him nor do I choose to hang around him, though sometimes it's unavoidable) that calls his wife a list of outlandish shit....here's a few I've heard him call her..

tittie nip
cunt knuckle
dollsie-wollsie
scooter poot


he actually calls her this shit to her face and she eats it up....they deserve each other...

I use to call an ex 'joystick' because of his penis.
maaaaad corny

roodboi said:

I know a guy (I only know him, I cant stand him nor do I choose to hang around him, though sometimes it's unavoidable) that calls his wife a list of outlandish shit....here's a few I've heard him call her..

tittie nip
cunt knuckle
dollsie-wollsie
scooter poot


he actually calls her this shit to her face and she eats it up....they deserve each other...

PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter

honey bunch
i start singing the four tops whenever i hear that

roodboi said:

I know a guy (I only know him, I cant stand him nor do I choose to hang around him, though sometimes it's unavoidable) that calls his wife a list of outlandish shit....here's a few I've heard him call her..

tittie nip
cunt knuckle
dollsie-wollsie
scooter poot


he actually calls her this shit to her face and she eats it up....they deserve each other...

EverSouliciouSucks said:

the people you know are freaks

jess555ja said:

chillichocaholic said:

Pookie

That one! I don't like it




I've never been called or used a really cheesy name like that. I've gotten baby, babe, honey and I've used those and Papi ....

PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter

sammij said:

honey bunch
i start singing the four tops whenever i hear that

punkin' pooter....


Don't ask.... he is LONG gone! He would say it to get under my skin..it worked..

chillichocaholic said:

jess555ja said:

That one! I don't like it




I've never been called or used a really cheesy name like that. I've gotten baby, babe, honey and I've used those and Papi ....

Now, were u just calling him that name....or screaming it in the throes of....nevermind....

jess555ja said:

chillichocaholic said:

Pookie

That one! I don't like it




I've never been called or used a really cheesy name like that. I've gotten baby, babe, honey and I've used those and Papi ....

EverSouliciouSucks said:

love nicknames are so stupid.....SAY MY NAME DAMN IT!

CarrieMpls said:

EverSouliciouSucks said:

love nicknames are so stupid.....SAY MY NAME DAMN IT!

Some are absolutely awful, most definitely.

But some are divine.

And I SO never thought I'd be someone who'd get into all that crap.

Mars23 said:

jess555ja said:

That one! I don't like it




I've never been called or used a really cheesy name like that. I've gotten baby, babe, honey and I've used those and Papi ....

Never understood the desire to refer to someone banging you as father or even daddy. Grosses me out.

My wife used to call me "Poepzak" which means "Bag of shit".

It took years before I could get used to it. Now we have other words.
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Jochem said:

My wife used to call me "Poepzak" which means "Bag of shit".

It took years before I could get used to it. Now we have other words.

PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"

U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter

chillichocaholic said:

Im afraid to ask what they are

hubby/wifey

Back Bottom Grissle Lump!!!

broad

My ex-husband used to call me SNUFFY, for Snuffleupugus.

Pooper

"mother"

SnakePeel said: