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My Mum found my sister's vibrator 
So I was helping the folks clear some stuff up in the garage the other day when my Mum found my sister's rampant rabbit. We did chuckle and I made the odd joke about it. Apparently my sister and her hockey friends all had one bought for them or something. It reminded me of the time that my Nan found a condom in my jeans pocket. She asked what it was because I think she was a bit embarassed as was I. Using wit and judgement I said it was a fortune cookie. Have you ever found yourself in similar situations? There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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 my kids found mine and asked if it was a torch, I said no it isn't and wally yelled to oscar who was in the kitchen "I told you it wasn't a torch!!" | |
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ZombieKitten said: my kids found mine and asked if it was a torch, I said no it isn't and wally yelled to oscar who was in the kitchen "I told you it wasn't a torch!!"What did you say it was? I must say that the thought of you with a vibrator is titilating.  There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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JDInteractive said: ZombieKitten said: my kids found mine and asked if it was a torch, I said no it isn't and wally yelled to oscar who was in the kitchen "I told you it wasn't a torch!!"What did you say it was? I must say that the thought of you with a vibrator is titilating. they are so little no explanation was necessary  | |
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JDInteractive said: ZombieKitten said: my kids found mine and asked if it was a torch, I said no it isn't and wally yelled to oscar who was in the kitchen "I told you it wasn't a torch!!"What did you say it was? I must say that the thought of you with a vibrator is titilating. ZK: "Wally, that's mom's body massager" 
Wally: "Body massager? Pleeeeze!"  | |
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That kind of stuff creeps me out. I don't want to know anything about any family member's sex life.  | |
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I thought you swedes were so liberal... | |
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oh goodness. I don't want to think about anyone finding my things when I die, I would be mortified if it happened while I were still around to hear about it. |
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CarrieMpls said:
oh goodness. I don't want to think about anyone finding my things when I die, I would be mortified if it happened while I were still around to hear about it. Yeah, I better get rid of the porn collection before I pass away.    FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
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when i was younger , my babysitter had a huge one.
And her son told this kid to take it to her and ask 'how does this flashlight work'. | |
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I found my dad's porno tapes a couple of times. I knew all the hiding places by the time I was 10 "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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my mom had to have seen mine but thankfully she never said anything.
she and dad arrived here unexpectedly and hours after they left i went into the room and noticed i hadn't put it away. i was mortified.   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: my mom had to have seen mine but thankfully she never said anything.
she and dad arrived here unexpectedly and hours after they left i went into the room and noticed i hadn't put it away. i was mortified.  "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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bboy87 said: emm said: my mom had to have seen mine but thankfully she never said anything.
she and dad arrived here unexpectedly and hours after they left i went into the room and noticed i hadn't put it away. i was mortified.  | |
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 mine might not be a flashlight either but look what it can do
 
 She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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horatio said: bboy87 said:
 "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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emm said: mine might not be a flashlight either but look what it can do
OH YEAH?! 
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emm said: mine might not be a flashlight either but look what it can do
it sure does shoot far | |
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horatio said: emm said: mine might not be a flashlight either but look what it can do
it sure does shoot far HA! "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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horatio said: it sure does shoot far
so do i  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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The only embarassing thing that happened to me was my dad once walked in on me when I was pleasuring myself. Not cute.... MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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"We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: The only embarassing thing that happened to me was my dad once walked in on me when I was pleasuring myself. Not cute....
That IS a nightmare!  "We may deify or demonize them but not ignore them. And we call them genius, because they are the people who change the world." | |
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bboy87 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: The only embarassing thing that happened to me was my dad once walked in on me when I was pleasuring myself. Not cute....
That IS a nightmare! The thing that is most horrifying was that I was 30 something years old when this happened.....heeheeee!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: bboy87 said: That IS a nightmare! The thing that is most horrifying was that I was 30 something years old when this happened.....heeheeee!!!! 
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: The only embarassing thing that happened to me was my dad once walked in on me when I was pleasuring myself. Not cute....
lol. when i was 12 or something i went to the toillet and noticed that my balls were moving and i got mortified so i ran to my dad, yelling "oh my god, i'm so sorry, i've been playing with my penis and now my balls are gonna fall off"
my dad told me it was nothing to worry about and the next day my folks gave me a big sex-ed book for teens. i was so glad to know that masturbation wouldn't cause my balls to fall off. especially now that i had this book with all these hot pictures and drawings  
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IstenSzek said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: The only embarassing thing that happened to me was my dad once walked in on me when I was pleasuring myself. Not cute....
lol. when i was 12 or something i went to the toillet and noticed that my balls were moving and i got mortified so i ran to my dad, yelling "oh my god, i'm so sorry, i've been playing with my penis and now my balls are gonna fall off"
my dad told me it was nothing to worry about and the next day my folks gave me a big sex-ed book for teens. i was so glad to know that masturbation wouldn't cause my balls to fall off. especially now that i had this book with all these hot pictures and drawings
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