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Thread started 10/31/07 11:50am

cheeseburger

How many times u fart on the job average a day!

A co worker of mines complained to supervisor that another co worker farts to much and she gets sick from smelling it. He is 64 yr old and is diabetic but can't help it. I am glad I am no where near him!! I let off a good one every now and then in my seat but make sure no stech seeps out though!!
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Reply #1 posted 10/31/07 11:52am

CarrieMpls

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OMG OMG OMG!!!!!


You go to the bathroom if you have to do that!!!!!


That is SO utterly DISGUSTING!
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Reply #2 posted 10/31/07 11:54am

Imago

My farts don't seep out.

They're like mini Gamma Ray Bursts. I imagine my asshole is like a Supervolcanic caldera by now. If you don't know what I'm talking about there are two great threads about them.
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Reply #3 posted 10/31/07 12:00pm

JuliePurplehea
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None if I can help it. I used to trade off chairs with this lady who farted continuously throughout the day. It would be an hour after she left and I could still smell it. It was like the stench was trapped underneath the cloth. barf
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Reply #4 posted 10/31/07 12:09pm

XxAxX

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dudes. farting is normal, everyone has gas.

BUT if you find yourself beset by flatulence, be advised there is help for this.

normal healthy people have a range of bacteria living in their GI tract. anti biotics and medications can wipe these helpful bacteria out.

if this happens to you, and you find youself swelling up like a helium balloon after meals, try pro-biotics. do an internet search on the phrase 'pro-biotics' then get your butt down to your local health food store and try some.

thank you. that is all
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Reply #5 posted 10/31/07 12:13pm

MoniGram

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I wouldn't know..I don't fart! giggle
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Reply #6 posted 10/31/07 12:26pm

wildgoldenhone
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Depends!
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Reply #7 posted 10/31/07 12:26pm

wildgoldenhone
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Some people might need 'em.

razz
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Reply #8 posted 10/31/07 2:31pm

funkpill

This thread falloff
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Reply #9 posted 10/31/07 4:11pm

ArielB

I fart all the time, but I don't care, because I work outside fart
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Reply #10 posted 10/31/07 4:13pm

InsatiableCrea
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i've never farted in my life hmph!
cream.
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Reply #11 posted 10/31/07 4:34pm

slaphead

As my mother used to say ( God bless her!)

"In Church or Chapel Let it rattle"! fart
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Reply #12 posted 10/31/07 4:34pm

horatio

get back to work and quit counting farts!
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Reply #13 posted 10/31/07 4:55pm

rushing07

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Imago said:

My farts don't seep out.

They're like mini Gamma Ray Bursts. I imagine my asshole is like a Supervolcanic caldera by now. If you don't know what I'm talking about there are two great threads about them.


I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt.
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Reply #14 posted 11/23/07 2:18pm

PEJ

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admit it you stinker you are the one that got told on not your co worker..... fart
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Reply #15 posted 11/23/07 2:22pm

Anxiety

i'm at work and i just ate two hard boiled eggs. ask me in about five minutes.
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Reply #16 posted 11/23/07 2:23pm

MissMe

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eek I get paid £2.00 everytime I fart. How did you guess my job?

lol
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Reply #17 posted 11/23/07 2:23pm

FarrahMoan

Awww shit, son! That was a wet one! mad booty! doody
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Reply #18 posted 11/23/07 2:24pm

MissMe

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cheeseburger said:

A co worker of mines complained to supervisor that another co worker farts to much and she gets sick from smelling it. He is 64 yr old and is diabetic but can't help it. I am glad I am no where near him!! I let off a good one every now and then in my seat but make sure no stech seeps out though!!



Interesting though. I wonder what would really happen in the workplace if you complained? What was the outcome of this? Apart from a big STINK?

I know people complain about body odour and lack of hygiene in the workplace, but what happens when it is caused by illness?
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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