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Reply #60 posted 01/02/07 1:15pm

FunkMistress

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2the9s said:

Is your name "Head On"? Cause I'd like to apply you directly to my forehead.

batting eyes


What?

falloff
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Reply #61 posted 01/02/07 1:15pm

Spookymuffin

I don't like to innuendo, but I'd like to be in your end-o. smile
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Reply #62 posted 01/02/07 1:15pm

XxAxX

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DanceWme said:

disbelief this is some sad shit



sadder still is the fact that i feel like i've finally found a thread where i can excel sigh lol
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Reply #63 posted 01/02/07 1:15pm

Illustrator

DanceWme said:

This thread is scary eek

Whenever a girl says that to me,
it's quite a turn-off.
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Reply #64 posted 01/02/07 1:16pm

Sinister

2the9s said:

Is your name "Head On"? Cause I'd like to apply you directly to my forehead.

batting eyes

smile
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Reply #65 posted 01/02/07 1:16pm

evenstar3

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Spookymuffin said:

"i want to fuck you"

(said by me to a girl in oxford. it kinda worked. confused)


nothing quite like a direct approach lol
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Reply #66 posted 01/02/07 1:17pm

Sinister

Your so fine I wish I could be re-incarnated as the lining in your underwear batting eyes
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Reply #67 posted 01/02/07 1:17pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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XxAxX said:

DanceWme said:

disbelief this is some sad shit



sadder still is the fact that i feel like i've finally found a thread where i can excel sigh lol

falloff falloff

lol
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Reply #68 posted 01/02/07 1:18pm

Spookymuffin

evenstar3 said:

Spookymuffin said:

"i want to fuck you"

(said by me to a girl in oxford. it kinda worked. confused)


nothing quite like a direct approach lol


It almost worked!
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Reply #69 posted 01/02/07 1:21pm

evenstar3

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worst pickup line i've ever heard and actually found funny redface

are you from memphis? 'cause you're the only ten i see.
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Reply #70 posted 01/02/07 1:23pm

Sinister

evenstar3 said:

worst pickup line i've ever heard and actually found funny redface

are you from memphis? 'cause you're the only ten i see.


eek That's baffling...my crotch is severly befuddled now...
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Reply #71 posted 01/02/07 1:24pm

Spookymuffin

evenstar3 said:

worst pickup line i've ever heard and actually found funny redface

are you from memphis? 'cause you're the only ten i see.


disbelief
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Reply #72 posted 01/02/07 1:25pm

FunkMistress

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I've got an F, a C, and a K.

All I need is U. sexy
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Reply #73 posted 01/02/07 1:27pm

evenstar3

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Spookymuffin said:

evenstar3 said:

worst pickup line i've ever heard and actually found funny redface

are you from memphis? 'cause you're the only ten i see.


disbelief


i know. awful. falloff
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Reply #74 posted 01/02/07 1:27pm

jerseykrs

best pick up line EVAH


"Hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in a trenchcoat?"



spit
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Reply #75 posted 01/02/07 1:27pm

Spookymuffin

FunkMistress said:

I've got an F, a C, and a K.

All I need is U. sexy


rolleyes

It's:

I got an F and a C, and I gotta K too, all I need is a bitch like U.
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Reply #76 posted 01/02/07 1:28pm

Spookymuffin

"You make my hands ashamed"

"You ever pounded flesh?"

"Sit on my lap, we'll see what pops up."

"Get in the back bitch and open your mouth."
[Edited 1/2/07 13:28pm]
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Reply #77 posted 01/02/07 1:28pm

Sinister

FunkMistress said:

I've got an F, a C, and a K.

All I need is U. sexy


I want to introduce you to my friend...Dick Tracy...
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Reply #78 posted 01/02/07 1:29pm

Sinister

jerseykrs said:

best pick up line EVAH


"Hey baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in a trenchcoat?"



spit


That line reeks of Jay and Silent bob smile
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Reply #79 posted 01/02/07 1:29pm

FunkMistress

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Spookymuffin said:

"You make my hands ashamed"

"You ever pounded flesh?"

"Sit on my lap, we'll see what pops up."

"Get in the back bitch and open your mouth."
[Edited 1/2/07 13:28pm]


Yeah, those are way better than mine. rolleyes
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Reply #80 posted 01/02/07 1:31pm

Spookymuffin

FunkMistress said:

Spookymuffin said:

"You make my hands ashamed"

"You ever pounded flesh?"

"Sit on my lap, we'll see what pops up."

"Get in the back bitch and open your mouth."
[Edited 1/2/07 13:28pm]


Yeah, those are way better than mine. rolleyes


I thought you were quoting marilyn manson neutral
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Reply #81 posted 01/02/07 1:34pm

unkemptpueblo

"Hey Baby, let me get some of them dirty draws" pimp

pimpedit
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Reply #82 posted 01/02/07 1:37pm

Handclapsfinga
snapz

i look real good between my legs!

batting eyes :extrapervyluridstare: batting eyes
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Reply #83 posted 01/02/07 1:39pm

Spookymuffin

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

i look real good between my legs!

batting eyes :extrapervyluridstare: batting eyes


lol

Fancy polishing my helmet? batting eyes
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Reply #84 posted 01/02/07 1:40pm

XxAxX

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"is that a pocket in your pants? or is your banana just glad to see me?


confuse no, wait. that can't be right.....?
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Reply #85 posted 01/02/07 1:42pm

Sinister

Ever seen pubic hair with a perm? No? Would you like too? batting eyes
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Reply #86 posted 01/02/07 1:48pm

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Hey Laurel Did you clean your pants in Windex, I can practically see myself in them! lol
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Reply #87 posted 01/02/07 1:48pm

NAnomaly

"damn girl, I wanna eat you with gravy for breakfast brunch and lunch"

feeling ill
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Reply #88 posted 01/02/07 1:48pm

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Hey baby I would marry your cat just to be in your family!
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Reply #89 posted 01/02/07 1:49pm

DanceWme

NAnomaly said:

"damn girl, I wanna eat you with gravy for breakfast brunch and lunch"

feeling ill

woot!








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