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actually, this is a true story.
in 2001, I ordered a program called KenXtions, which was basically designed for shy guys who couldn't get the "opening line" part down pat (I'm generally pretty confident once I get past that). Here's an actual approach that the program suggested using in a grocery store if you saw a woman pushing a shopping cart: "I can tell from the way you push that cart, you'd make a great mom." Jesus...Christ. and no, I'm not making this up. | |
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SnakePeel said: actually, this is a true story.
in 2001, I ordered a program called KenXtions, which was basically designed for shy guys who couldn't get the "opening line" part down pat (I'm generally pretty confident once I get past that). Here's an actual approach that the program suggested using in a grocery store if you saw a woman pushing a shopping cart: "I can tell from the way you push that cart, you'd make a great mom." Jesus...Christ. and no, I'm not making this up. 
i would run screaming if anyone said that to me! | |
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evenstar3 said: SnakePeel said: actually, this is a true story.
in 2001, I ordered a program called KenXtions, which was basically designed for shy guys who couldn't get the "opening line" part down pat (I'm generally pretty confident once I get past that). Here's an actual approach that the program suggested using in a grocery store if you saw a woman pushing a shopping cart: "I can tell from the way you push that cart, you'd make a great mom." Jesus...Christ. and no, I'm not making this up.
i would run screaming if anyone said that to me! I would just hit him with the cart  | |
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evenstar3 said: SnakePeel said: actually, this is a true story.
in 2001, I ordered a program called KenXtions, which was basically designed for shy guys who couldn't get the "opening line" part down pat (I'm generally pretty confident once I get past that). Here's an actual approach that the program suggested using in a grocery store if you saw a woman pushing a shopping cart: "I can tell from the way you push that cart, you'd make a great mom." Jesus...Christ. and no, I'm not making this up.
i would run screaming if anyone said that to me! Yeah, every woman I've surveyed said that she'd do the same thing. | |
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DanceWme said: evenstar3 said:
i would run screaming if anyone said that to me! I would just hit him with the cart  even better | |
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DanceWme said: evenstar3 said:
i would run screaming if anyone said that to me! I would just hit him with the cart thats mean 
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DanceWme said: evenstar3 said:
i would run screaming if anyone said that to me! I would just put him in the cart and take him home   | |
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BlackAdder7 said: DanceWme said: I would just put him in the cart and take him home  | |
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Do you want to come and play with my Trolls
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Steadwood said: Do you want to come and play with my Trolls
Hell fuckin no | |
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Damn Laurel you remind me of Pokemon, I just wanna Pickatchu! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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DanceWme said: Steadwood said: Do you want to come and play with my Trolls
Hell fuckin no 
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Steadwood said: DanceWme said: Hell fuckin no
o ok...if it'll make u happy | |
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SnakePeel said: actually, this is a true story.
in 2001, I ordered a program called KenXtions, which was basically designed for shy guys who couldn't get the "opening line" part down pat (I'm generally pretty confident once I get past that). Here's an actual approach that the program suggested using in a grocery store if you saw a woman pushing a shopping cart: "I can tell from the way you push that cart, you'd make a great mom." Jesus...Christ. and no, I'm not making this up. H to the E to the L to the L to the NO. with lines like that, them shy guys are bound to remain shy.  | |
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karmatornado said: Damn Laurel you remind me of Pokemon, I just wanna Pickatchu!
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DanceWme said: Steadwood said:
o ok...if it'll make u happy   
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Steadwood said: DanceWme said: o ok...if it'll make u happy
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Sammi J, I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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DanceWme said: Steadwood said:
Is something wrong 
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Steadwood said: DanceWme said: Is something wrong
no nothings wrong. See, um, im smiling | |
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Laurel You look like my World of Warcraft character. Want to go back to my place and do some PvP (player vs. player)? Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: Laurel You look like my World of Warcraft character. Want to go back to my place and do some PvP (player vs. player)?
get that shit outta here | |
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you must be real tired, what with you fuckin through my brain and all... | |
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DanceWme said: Steadwood said: Is something wrong
no nothings wrong. See, um, im smiling 
Oh good... ...Now which ones do you want to play with
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Steadwood said: DanceWme said: no nothings wrong. See, um, im smiling
Oh good... ...Now which ones do you want to play with
the non scary ones..(which I highly doubt there are any) | |
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DanceWme said: Steadwood said:
Oh good... ...Now which ones do you want to play with
the non scary ones..(which I highly doubt there are any)
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karmatornado said: Laurel You look like my World of Warcraft character. Want to go back to my place and do some PvP (player vs. player)?
omg
how do you know about WoW and pvp?! | |
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DanceWme said: karmatornado said: Laurel You look like my World of Warcraft character. Want to go back to my place and do some PvP (player vs. player)?
get that shit outta here Thats why our relationship would never work your too much of a hater! You belong here! http://www.youtube.com/wa...eRzRRkyfbk Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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