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Reply #30 posted 01/02/07 1:03pm

retina

Your words are to my ear what ointment is to a big ass haemorrhoid. batting eyes
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Reply #31 posted 01/02/07 1:04pm

Sinister

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"let's see who can burp the loudest .... " biggrin smile neutral lol


Your absolutely bootiful err I mean beautiful...What size is that bra? batting eyes
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Reply #32 posted 01/02/07 1:04pm

XxAxX

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Sinister said:

XxAxX said:

"let's see who can burp the loudest .... " biggrin smile neutral lol


Your absolutely bootiful err I mean beautiful...What size is that bra? batting eyes



i see you went to the same charm school i attended falloff
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Reply #33 posted 01/02/07 1:05pm

2the9s

Wanna search me for my biological weapon?

batting eyes
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Reply #34 posted 01/02/07 1:06pm

Sinister

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Sinister said:



I was about to say...I bet he wanted you to suck those things like the antidote was in them... smile


I bet he did lol I don't suck anything that is inflated through fakery no no no!


What if its inflated through shenanigans? batting eyes
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Reply #35 posted 01/02/07 1:06pm

XxAxX

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"No, it's not a tattoo, it's a rash. Want to feel the bumps?" batting eyes
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Reply #36 posted 01/02/07 1:07pm

FunkMistress

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You are what you eat.

Bet you wish you were me. sexy
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Reply #37 posted 01/02/07 1:07pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
grinderSexy

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Sinister said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:



I bet he did lol I don't suck anything that is inflated through fakery no no no!


What if its inflated through shenanigans? batting eyes


That's different batting eyes
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Reply #38 posted 01/02/07 1:07pm

retina

FunkMistress said:

You are what you eat.

Bet you wish you were me. sexy


Damn, that one would work on me. lol
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Reply #39 posted 01/02/07 1:08pm

evenstar3

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2the9s said:

Wanna search me for my biological weapon?

batting eyes


I couldn't find it. pat
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Reply #40 posted 01/02/07 1:08pm

Sinister

XxAxX said:

Sinister said:



Your absolutely bootiful err I mean beautiful...What size is that bra? batting eyes



i see you went to the same charm school i attended falloff

smile I think so...

I have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants....prepare to have your country invaded batting eyes
[Edited 1/2/07 13:09pm]
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Reply #41 posted 01/02/07 1:09pm

retina

evenstar3 said:

2the9s said:

Wanna search me for my biological weapon?

batting eyes


I couldn't find it. pat


Ouch. lol
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Reply #42 posted 01/02/07 1:09pm

FunkMistress

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How do you like your Pop-Tarts in the morning? sexy
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Reply #43 posted 01/02/07 1:09pm

karmatornado

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Damn Laurel, they need to call you milk cause you sure do a body good! lol
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Reply #44 posted 01/02/07 1:09pm

DanceWme

FunkMistress said:

How do you like your Pop-Tarts in the morning? sexy


I like eggs mad
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Reply #45 posted 01/02/07 1:10pm

XxAxX

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Sinister said:

XxAxX said:




i see you went to the same charm school i attended falloff

smile I think so...

I have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants....prepare to have your country invaded batting eyes
[Edited 1/2/07 13:09pm]



that IS smooth falloff
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Reply #46 posted 01/02/07 1:10pm

BlackAdder7

DanceWme said:

FunkMistress said:

How do you like your Pop-Tarts in the morning? sexy


I like eggs mad Here's a favorite pickup line of mine..."gimme some of that hot thick man juice NOW



eek
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Reply #47 posted 01/02/07 1:10pm

Spookymuffin

"i want to fuck you"

(said by me to a girl in oxford. it kinda worked. confused)
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Reply #48 posted 01/02/07 1:11pm

Sinister

You must be one of the ThunderCats...Cause your one fine hooooo
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Reply #49 posted 01/02/07 1:11pm

DanceWme

BlackAdder7 said:

DanceWme said:



I like eggs mad Here's a favorite pickup line of mine..."gimme some of that hot thick man juice NOW



eek



falloff
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Reply #50 posted 01/02/07 1:11pm

retina

XxAxX said:

Sinister said:


smile I think so...

I have a weapon of mass destruction in my pants....prepare to have your country invaded batting eyes
[Edited 1/2/07 13:09pm]



that IS smooth falloff


How about some XXX, XxAxX? batting eyes
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Reply #51 posted 01/02/07 1:12pm

FunkMistress

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DanceWme said:

FunkMistress said:

How do you like your Pop-Tarts in the morning? sexy


I like eggs mad


I'll be releasing one in about two weeks. call
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Reply #52 posted 01/02/07 1:12pm

BlackAdder7

Spookymuffin said:

"i want to fuck you"

(said by me to a girl in oxford. it kinda worked. confused)


hah!
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Reply #53 posted 01/02/07 1:12pm

Spookymuffin

"I'd climb inside your pissflaps." smile

"can I buy you some mini cheddars?" (british pub joke smile)
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Reply #54 posted 01/02/07 1:12pm

DanceWme

FunkMistress said:

DanceWme said:



I like eggs mad


I'll be releasing one in about two weeks. call

falloff
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Reply #55 posted 01/02/07 1:12pm

XxAxX

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"i'd like to swing from your monkey bars of loooovvve, baby"
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Reply #56 posted 01/02/07 1:13pm

XxAxX

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retina said:

XxAxX said:




that IS smooth falloff


How about some XXX, XxAxX? batting eyes



i have an x chromosome. you have a y chromosome. how's about we lock them alone in a room together and see what happens batting eyes
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Reply #57 posted 01/02/07 1:14pm

Sinister

Would you like some of my chocolate M&M's? The melt in your mouth not in your butt batting eyes
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Reply #58 posted 01/02/07 1:14pm

2the9s

Is your name "Head On"? Cause I'd like to apply you directly to my forehead.

batting eyes
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Reply #59 posted 01/02/07 1:14pm

DanceWme

disbelief this is some sad shit
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