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PrintableFruitToAttractBears said: dseann said: And why are women sooo vain that they have to run to another room to fart. Shiiiit. Fart freely. Keep 'em in and you might expolode.  Women don't fart!  i sure as hell do.  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: FruitToAttractBears said: Women don't fart! i sure as hell do. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: FruitToAttractBears said: Women don't fart! i sure as hell do. Impossible! 
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FruitToAttractBears said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: i sure as hell do. Impossible!
gimme some tempeh and about a good half-hour so i can get good n'gassy. i swear to gawd, my ass can turn it out.  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: FruitToAttractBears said: Impossible!
gimme some tempeh and about a good half-hour so i can get good n'gassy. i swear to gawd, my ass can turn it out. Oh yeah? BRIIIING IT ONNN! (in my general direction) " | |
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dseann said: And why are women sooo vain that they have to run to another room to fart.
Shiiiit. Fart freely. Keep 'em in and you might explode. No, not explode. Spontaneously combust. | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: gimme some tempeh and about a good half-hour so i can get good n'gassy. i swear to gawd, my ass can turn it out. Oh yeah? BRIIIING IT ONNN! (in my general direction)  *pooooot* *poot* | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: 
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TMPletz said: IrresistibleB1tch said:
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Ugh, you nerds.  " | |
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FruitToAttractBears said: Ugh, you nerds.
wot?  | |
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TMPletz said:  My wife and I still don't fart in front of each other, and we've been together for 16 years!  not even in bed? when asleep? or first thing in the morning??
 perhaps i gave too much away there She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: TMPletz said: My wife and I still don't fart in front of each other, and we've been together for 16 years! not even in bed? when asleep? or first thing in the morning??
perhaps i gave too much away there | |
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pinkgirl93 said: DarkKnight1 said: There isnt a person in here who hasnt "walked one out" in either a department store or target. You just pick an abandoned aisle and walk it out. sometimes its so rough you ned to shake it out as well.
In conclusion..Walk out your farts responsibly. Oh my god! Hey! sometimes you just can't help it... it happens... [Edited 9/14/06 23:14pm] | |
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LMAO at this thread!!!! I like to fart because it feels good coming out, Also I can't lie I like the reaction my farts get when people don't know I'm the one who just let out a SBD fart, and I'll play dumb and act like it was one of them that's got the place smelling like !!!>>>))(. | |
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emm said: TMPletz said: My wife and I still don't fart in front of each other, and we've been together for 16 years! not even in bed? when asleep? or first thing in the morning??
perhaps i gave too much away thereUmm...nope.  | |
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Farts are like kids,you cant stand anyone elses but you love your own. Eat Carrots and be able to see in the dark.
I dont like carrots I like brussel sprouts | |
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