There isnt a person in here who hasnt "walked one out" in either a department store or target. You just pick an abandoned aisle and walk it out. sometimes its so rough you ned to shake it out as well.

In conclusion..Walk out your farts responsibly.

Farts can be pretty amusing, but I've recently noticed something. It's really sweet when you've been with someone a little while and you realise you're comfortable enough with each other to fart in bed for the first time.

However, I've found that after a while of being together when you're just farting all over the place in each other's company without a second thought it's a sign that you're TOO comfortable with each other and the formalities used during dating and the early parts of the relationship where there was more charm, politeness and sweet behaviour have gone out of the window!

Sometimes I think you need to get that back.

psychodelicide said:

That had me rolling too.

Theres a guy that works for a company across the hall from ours...we share the same bathroom...

He let's 'em rip when he's at the urinal...EVERYTIME!

I like what George Carlin says. Something like, everyone elses farts are toxic, horrible, but you smell your own and think "that's actually pretty decent"

I live on the second floor in an apartment, and there is a guy who obviously has some very serious digestive problems. His farts can literally be heard coming from below in his apartment. His farts are so loud that it sounds like a bomb going off!! And the farts seem to come like clockwork as if he has scheduled farts.

1FRO said:

now THAT'S impressive!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

that guy should be on "stupid human tricks", if he can actually schedule his farts.

I like what George Carlin says. Something like, everyone elses farts are toxic, horrible, but you smell your own and think "that's actually pretty decent"

eww
that sounds gross
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At work, it's got to the stage where people just let one off without even being the slightest bit bashful, in the presence of all Everyone in the room at the time seems to be oblivious to the "trump" no matter how loud the "rip" All accept me

Sometimes you'd observe colleagues with strained faces (in the middle of performing a task) trying to force the fart Then carrying on as normal without batting an eyelid once they've added their contribution to the London smog

They're like, "...eerrr.. err.. Get.. Get out and WALK you little.. fucker! "

This thread is cracking me up! Why oh why do I find farts so amusing?

Fauxie said:

Somehow I find this post to be incredibly sweet.

My friend got his to smell like Chik Fil A. I'm not even joking. It smelled fucking delicious.

I just don't understand it. My boyfriends loves to fart all the time. I mean, it's like he gets off on making me ill. There's something wrong with his digestive system! That man can fart at least 10 times an hour and sometimes he waits until he gets close up to me to do it!

Seriously guys, women *hate* farts, so don't do it!

pinkgirl93 said:

And why are women sooo vain that they have to run to another room to fart.
Shiiiit. Fart freely. Keep 'em in and you might expolode.

psychodelicide said:

I dunno about you, but I've come to appreciate them by just constantly hanging out with guys. They really have no shame about this sort of thing.

NDRU said:

I have had some farts that smelled really bad..i had to get the hell out of there

dseann said:

Women don't fart!

DanceWme said:

Same here. But when I do a SBD in around people I somehow can't stop myself from laughing and giving myself away.


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dseann said:

What's an SBD ?
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DanceWme said:

Same here. But when I do a SBD in around people I somehow can't stop myself from laughing and giving myself away.


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