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PrintableFauxie said: mrdespues said: How did you fucking know? My Symphony in E Fart Minor is on its way out, fella!  Cool! I'll put it in the same folder as the classical music Imago sent me. It's called 'The Recycle Bin' folder.
jk! 
(I know he must be lurking, that leave the org muthafucka!)
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mrdespues said: Fauxie said: Cool! I'll put it in the same folder as the classical music Imago sent me. It's called 'The Recycle Bin' folder.
jk!
(I know he must be lurking, that leave the org muthafucka!)
I'm sure he's counting the days 'till that new account is ready. 
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i don't and i hate the fact when other men talk about it as if not vile.
i tend to skip over the things that are vile about the body. | |
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weepingwall said: i don't and i hate the fact when other men talk about it as if not vile.
i tend to skip over the things that are vile about the body.
My ex used to fart WAY more than me. Okay maybe I shouldn't have disclosed that, but it seems to be a common trait among Virgos. Poop and pooting. They love it. My sister, also a Virgo, is the same. Okay maybe I shouldn't have disclosed that either.  | |
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mrdespues said: weepingwall said: i don't and i hate the fact when other men talk about it as if not vile.
i tend to skip over the things that are vile about the body.
My ex used to fart WAY more than me. Okay maybe I shouldn't have disclosed that, but it seems to be a common trait among Virgos. Poop and pooting. They love it. My sister, also a Virgo, is the same. Okay maybe I shouldn't have disclosed that either. So I guess my point is, women can sometimes enjoy farting just as much, if not more - especially Virgos! | |
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pinkgirl93 said: 
I just don't understand it. My boyfriends loves to fart all the time. I mean, it's like he gets off on making me ill. There's something wrong with his digestive system! That man can fart at least 10 times an hour and sometimes he waits until he gets close up to me to do it! 
Seriously guys, women *hate* farts, so don't do it! Yeah Right! It is not that we like it so much...it is just that we don't care about actually doing it and see no actual recourse to doing something that is natural and necessary. If you want to live a double standard go right ahead. I will let it out when it knocks on the door to be let out. Because it is BETTER OUT THAN IN!!  The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: pinkgirl93 said:
I just don't understand it. My boyfriends loves to fart all the time. I mean, it's like he gets off on making me ill. There's something wrong with his digestive system! That man can fart at least 10 times an hour and sometimes he waits until he gets close up to me to do it!
Seriously guys, women *hate* farts, so don't do it! Yeah Right! It is not that we like it so much...it is just that we don't care about actually doing it and see no actual recourse to doing something that is natural and necessary. If you want to live a double standard go right ahead. I will let it out when it knocks on the door to be let out. Because it is BETTER OUT THAN IN!! You're one of those dudes who lets rip in elevators and the like, aren't you...  | |
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mrdespues said: DexMSR said: Yeah Right! It is not that we like it so much...it is just that we don't care about actually doing it and see no actual recourse to doing something that is natural and necessary. If you want to live a double standard go right ahead. I will let it out when it knocks on the door to be let out. Because it is BETTER OUT THAN IN!! You're one of those dudes who lets rip in elevators and the like, aren't you... Whenever...WHEREVER!! IT IS WAY TOO EASY IN PUBLIC DUDE!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: mrdespues said: You're one of those dudes who lets rip in elevators and the like, aren't you... Whenever...WHEREVER!! IT IS WAY TOO EASY IN PUBLIC DUDE!!! Then I hate you.  | |
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Fauxie said: Farts can be pretty amusing, but I've recently noticed something. It's really sweet when you've been with someone a little while and you realise you're comfortable enough with each other to fart in bed for the first time.
However, I've found that after a while of being together when you're just farting all over the place in each other's company without a second thought it's a sign that you're TOO comfortable with each other and the formalities used during dating and the early parts of the relationship where there was more charm, politeness and sweet behaviour have gone out of the window!
Sometimes I think you need to get that back. Well, I suppose when you put the first paragraph to light like that, then it's good. I guess my manfriend didn't drop 'em around me til we'd been together a couple of months. We had a talk one night on the phone and he said something like, "So if I ever fart around you, will you be embarrassed?" I said, "Well, if any one should be embarrassed about your ass it should probably be you." That was the wrong thing to say. I should've been like, "Hold it in, fucker." I swear, some mornings he gets up, does it and he'll crack up. Which, while disgusted, causes me to crack up too because he's just so highly amused by his ass. "It's like a little trumpet in my butt," he'll say. The only good thing I can say about this whole thing is rarely, and I'm serious, is he stinky. But I tell him now and again, "OK bud, now you've gotten too comfy." This one's for you. | |
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Revolution said: One time I was in the office by myself and I let one slip...a silent killer that must have been a combo of beer and white castles.
I had to escape. As I get to the door, someone is coming inside the office! 
"sorry I just let one slip..." "That's ok, I live with my husband"
thinking to myself...."yeah, but your husband don't smell like that" 
"Sorry I just let one slip..." "That's ok, I live with my husband." | |
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pinkgirl93 said:
I just don't understand it. My boyfriends loves to fart all the time. I mean, it's like he gets off on making me ill. There's something wrong with his digestive system! That man can fart at least 10 times an hour and sometimes he waits until he gets close up to me to do it!
Seriously guys, women *hate* farts, so don't do it! I didn't know u had met althom! | |
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mrdespues said: DexMSR said: Whenever...WHEREVER!! IT IS WAY TOO EASY IN PUBLIC DUDE!!! Then I hate you. AND....DON'T STAND....DON'T STAND SO....DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: mrdespues said: Then I hate you. AND....DON'T STAND....DON'T STAND SO....DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO ME!
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pinkgirl93 said:
I just don't understand it. My boyfriends loves to fart all the time. I mean, it's like he gets off on making me ill. There's something wrong with his digestive system! That man can fart at least 10 times an hour and sometimes he waits until he gets close up to me to do it!
Seriously guys, women *hate* farts, so don't do it! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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mrdespues said: A lot of men have unhealthy diets. I'd guess that on average, mens' diets take in a lot more toxic stuff than women.
Personally, I've never enjoyed making people ill and practise my ass-trumpet in private. Unless I know you like, REALLY well. Then you might be lucky enough to give audience to my rare renditions.
. [Edited 9/13/06 20:50pm] "ass-trumpet" A new word, I love it! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: mrdespues said: A lot of men have unhealthy diets. I'd guess that on average, mens' diets take in a lot more toxic stuff than women.
Personally, I've never enjoyed making people ill and practise my ass-trumpet in private. Unless I know you like, REALLY well. Then you might be lucky enough to give audience to my rare renditions.
. [Edited 9/13/06 20:50pm] "ass-trumpet" A new word, I love it!  | |
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psychodelicide said: mrdespues said: A lot of men have unhealthy diets. I'd guess that on average, mens' diets take in a lot more toxic stuff than women.
Personally, I've never enjoyed making people ill and practise my ass-trumpet in private. Unless I know you like, REALLY well. Then you might be lucky enough to give audience to my rare renditions.
. [Edited 9/13/06 20:50pm] "ass-trumpet" A new word, I love it! That had me rolling too. And be among her cloudy trophies hung. | |
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Fauxie said: Nobody has addressed my serious post on farting and the erosion of relationships.
 TR and I try to keep the charm, politeness and sweet behaviour current ...it's something we never wanted to let drift out the window  | |
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althom said: My kind of thread!
 ditto. Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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Farts amuse me!
Such a taboo thing, for something that is very natural. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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...althom did it. | |
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If I hold in a trump for too long, I get a pain in my groin. | |
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Justin1972UK said: If I hold in a trump for too long, I get a pain in my groin.
that's the worst, having to hold a fart in...  | |
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Fauxie said: Farts can be pretty amusing, but I've recently noticed something. It's really sweet when you've been with someone a little while and you realise you're comfortable enough with each other to fart in bed for the first time.
However, I've found that after a while of being together when you're just farting all over the place in each other's company without a second thought it's a sign that you're TOO comfortable with each other and the formalities used during dating and the early parts of the relationship where there was more charm, politeness and sweet behaviour have gone out of the window!
Sometimes I think you need to get that back. My wife and I still don't fart in front of each other, and we've been together for 16 years! | |
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TMPletz said: Fauxie said: Farts can be pretty amusing, but I've recently noticed something. It's really sweet when you've been with someone a little while and you realise you're comfortable enough with each other to fart in bed for the first time.
However, I've found that after a while of being together when you're just farting all over the place in each other's company without a second thought it's a sign that you're TOO comfortable with each other and the formalities used during dating and the early parts of the relationship where there was more charm, politeness and sweet behaviour have gone out of the window!
Sometimes I think you need to get that back. My wife and I still don't fart in front of each other, and we've been together for 16 years! | |
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Fauxie said: Farts can be pretty amusing, but I've recently noticed something. It's really sweet when you've been with someone a little while and you realise you're comfortable enough with each other to fart in bed for the first time.
However, I've found that after a while of being together when you're just farting all over the place in each other's company without a second thought it's a sign that you're TOO comfortable with each other and the formalities used during dating and the early parts of the relationship where there was more charm, politeness and sweet behaviour have gone out of the window!
Sometimes I think you need to get that back. Somehow I find this post to be incredibly sweet. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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Oh, and I love farting, and I love it when my significant other feels comfortable farting around me. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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There isnt a person in here who hasnt "walked one out" in either a department store or target. You just pick an abandoned aisle and walk it out. sometimes its so rough you ned to shake it out as well.
In conclusion..Walk out your farts responsibly. (Insert something clever here) | |
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DarkKnight1 said: There isnt a person in here who hasnt "walked one out" in either a department store or target. You just pick an abandoned aisle and walk it out. sometimes its so rough you ned to shake it out as well.
In conclusion..Walk out your farts responsibly. that should be a public service announcement.  | |
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