I just don't understand it. My boyfriends loves to fart all the time. I mean, it's like he gets off on making me ill. There's something wrong with his digestive system! That man can fart at least 10 times an hour and sometimes he waits until he gets close up to me to do it!

Seriously guys, women *hate* farts, so don't do it!

Dewrede said:

i don't smell a thing...

Hi , btw

Farts are kinda funny though sometimes.

Dewrede said:

Farts can be pretty amusing, but I've recently noticed something. It's really sweet when you've been with someone a little while and you realise you're comfortable enough with each other to fart in bed for the first time.

However, I've found that after a while of being together when you're just farting all over the place in each other's company without a second thought it's a sign that you're TOO comfortable with each other and the formalities used during dating and the early parts of the relationship where there was more charm, politeness and sweet behaviour have gone out of the window!

Sometimes I think you need to get that back.

Krystal666 said:

Its not funny when it smells like their insides are rotten

DanceWme said:

Ewwwww!

My kind of thread!

DanceWme said:

Like something crawled up there and died?

Krystal666 said:

lol
my boyfriend thinks its funny...and its worst when he does it in his sleep.

DanceWme said:

ewww! My boyfriend does it so much, I seriously think one day more than just hot air is going to escape!

Fauxie said:

Nobody has addressed my serious post on farting and the erosion of relationships.

Yesterday I was in the computer room, at home, and let off two in a row. I even digusted myself.
I had to open a window and get rid of that nasty smell,.

One time I was in the office by myself and I let one slip...a silent killer that must have been a combo of beer and white castles.

I had to escape.

As I get to the door, someone is coming inside the office!

"sorry I just let one slip..."

"That's ok, I live with my husband"



thinking to myself...."yeah, but your husband don't smell like that"

pinkgirl93 said:

mutatis mutandis for my wife and talking.

Fauxie said:

Can't relate...she loves me more today.

Revolution said:

Maybe she has a fart fetish.

Fauxie said:

She has nasal problems...we're a perfect match!

Revolution said:

A lot of men have unhealthy diets. I'd guess that on average, mens' diets take in a lot more toxic stuff than women.

Personally, I've never enjoyed making people ill and practise my ass-trumpet in private.

Unless I know you like, REALLY well.

Then you might be lucky enough to give audience to my rare renditions.




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mrdespues said:

I think I'm in that category by now.

Fauxie said:

I'll email you one some time.

mrdespues said:

Wait for a nice combo and make it a zip file.

Fauxie said:

How did you fucking know? My Symphony in E Fart Minor is on its way out, fella!

mrdespues said:

Cool! I'll put it in the same folder as the classical music Imago sent me. It's called 'The Recycle Bin' folder.


jk!

(I know he must be lurking, that leave the org muthafucka!)