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Thread started 09/13/06 6:53pm

pinkgirl93

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Why the hell do men like to fart so much???!!!???

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I just don't understand it. My boyfriends loves to fart all the time. I mean, it's like he gets off on making me ill. There's something wrong with his digestive system! That man can fart at least 10 times an hour and sometimes he waits until he gets close up to me to do it! mad

Seriously guys, women *hate* farts, so don't do it!
His soul shall taste the sadness of her might,
And be among her cloudy trophies hung.
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Reply #1 posted 09/13/06 6:55pm

IrresistibleB1
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lol i've told my husband that i've become immune to his noxious fumes... seems to have taken the fun out of it for him! thumbs up!
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Reply #2 posted 09/13/06 6:55pm

Dewrede

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falloff fart razz
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Reply #3 posted 09/13/06 6:56pm

IrresistibleB1
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Dewrede said:

falloff fart razz


i don't smell a thing... whistling lol
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Reply #4 posted 09/13/06 7:00pm

Dewrede

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lol Hi , btw wave
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Reply #5 posted 09/13/06 7:03pm

Krystal666

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lol Farts are kinda funny though sometimes. razz
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Reply #6 posted 09/13/06 7:03pm

IrresistibleB1
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Dewrede said:

lol Hi , btw wave

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Reply #7 posted 09/13/06 7:05pm

Dewrede

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smile hug
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Reply #8 posted 09/13/06 7:08pm

Fauxie

Farts can be pretty amusing, but I've recently noticed something. It's really sweet when you've been with someone a little while and you realise you're comfortable enough with each other to fart in bed for the first time. mushy

However, I've found that after a while of being together when you're just farting all over the place in each other's company without a second thought it's a sign that you're TOO comfortable with each other and the formalities used during dating and the early parts of the relationship where there was more charm, politeness and sweet behaviour have gone out of the window! lol

Sometimes I think you need to get that back.
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Reply #9 posted 09/13/06 7:11pm

DanceWme

Krystal666 said:

lol Farts are kinda funny though sometimes. razz

Its not funny when it smells like their insides are rotten
eek
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Reply #10 posted 09/13/06 7:12pm

Krystal666

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DanceWme said:

Krystal666 said:

lol Farts are kinda funny though sometimes. razz

Its not funny when it smells like their insides are rotten
eek


falloff Ewwwww!
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Reply #11 posted 09/13/06 7:12pm

althom

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My kind of thread! thumbs up!
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Reply #12 posted 09/13/06 7:13pm

Fauxie

DanceWme said:

Krystal666 said:

lol Farts are kinda funny though sometimes. razz

Its not funny when it smells like their insides are rotten
eek



Like something crawled up there and died? thumbs up!
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Reply #13 posted 09/13/06 7:14pm

DanceWme

Krystal666 said:

DanceWme said:


Its not funny when it smells like their insides are rotten
eek


falloff Ewwwww!

lol
my boyfriend thinks its funny...and its worst when he does it in his sleep.
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Reply #14 posted 09/13/06 7:16pm

pinkgirl93

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DanceWme said:

Krystal666 said:



falloff Ewwwww!

lol
my boyfriend thinks its funny...and its worst when he does it in his sleep.



ewww! My boyfriend does it so much, I seriously think one day more than just hot air is going to escape!
His soul shall taste the sadness of her might,
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Reply #15 posted 09/13/06 7:19pm

IrresistibleB1
tch

Fauxie said:

DanceWme said:


Its not funny when it smells like their insides are rotten
eek



Like something crawled up there and died? thumbs up!


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Reply #16 posted 09/13/06 7:22pm

Fauxie

Nobody has addressed my serious post on farting and the erosion of relationships. neutral
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Reply #17 posted 09/13/06 7:23pm

althom

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Yesterday I was in the computer room, at home, and let off two in a row. I even digusted myself. confused
I had to open a window and get rid of that nasty smell,. hmm
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Reply #18 posted 09/13/06 7:23pm

Revolution

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One time I was in the office by myself and I let one slip...a silent killer that must have been a combo of beer and white castles.

I had to escape.

As I get to the door, someone is coming inside the office! eek

"sorry I just let one slip..."

"That's ok, I live with my husband"

lol lol

thinking to myself...."yeah, but your husband don't smell like that"
What would you do if someone was beating your head into the ground and you happened to have a gun on you? If you don't like it, get out to VOTE. Change the law. Don't let another person off on a technicality (like O.J.)
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Reply #19 posted 09/13/06 7:23pm

Fauxie

pinkgirl93 said:

DanceWme said:


lol
my boyfriend thinks its funny...and its worst when he does it in his sleep.



ewww! My boyfriend does it so much, I seriously think one day more than just hot air is going to escape!



mutatis mutandis for my wife and talking. lol



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Reply #20 posted 09/13/06 7:24pm

Revolution

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Fauxie said:

Nobody has addressed my serious post on farting and the erosion of relationships. neutral


Can't relate...she loves me more today. cool
What would you do if someone was beating your head into the ground and you happened to have a gun on you? If you don't like it, get out to VOTE. Change the law. Don't let another person off on a technicality (like O.J.)
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Reply #21 posted 09/13/06 7:27pm

Fauxie

Revolution said:

Fauxie said:

Nobody has addressed my serious post on farting and the erosion of relationships. neutral


Can't relate...she loves me more today. cool


Maybe she has a fart fetish. razz
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Reply #22 posted 09/13/06 7:30pm

Revolution

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Fauxie said:

Revolution said:



Can't relate...she loves me more today. cool


Maybe she has a fart fetish. razz


She has nasal problems...we're a perfect match!
What would you do if someone was beating your head into the ground and you happened to have a gun on you? If you don't like it, get out to VOTE. Change the law. Don't let another person off on a technicality (like O.J.)
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Reply #23 posted 09/13/06 7:32pm

Fauxie

Revolution said:

Fauxie said:



Maybe she has a fart fetish. razz


She has nasal problems...we're a perfect match!


lol
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Reply #24 posted 09/13/06 8:49pm

mrdespues

A lot of men have unhealthy diets. I'd guess that on average, mens' diets take in a lot more toxic stuff than women.

Personally, I've never enjoyed making people ill and practise my ass-trumpet in private.

Unless I know you like, REALLY well.

Then you might be lucky enough to give audience to my rare renditions.

biggrin


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[Edited 9/13/06 20:50pm]
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Reply #25 posted 09/13/06 8:55pm

Fauxie

mrdespues said:

A lot of men have unhealthy diets. I'd guess that on average, mens' diets take in a lot more toxic stuff than women.

Personally, I've never enjoyed making people ill and practise my ass-trumpet in private.

Unless I know you like, REALLY well.

Then you might be lucky enough to give audience to my rare renditions.

biggrin


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[Edited 9/13/06 20:50pm]


I think I'm in that category by now. biggrin
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Reply #26 posted 09/13/06 9:08pm

mrdespues

Fauxie said:

mrdespues said:

A lot of men have unhealthy diets. I'd guess that on average, mens' diets take in a lot more toxic stuff than women.

Personally, I've never enjoyed making people ill and practise my ass-trumpet in private.

Unless I know you like, REALLY well.

Then you might be lucky enough to give audience to my rare renditions.

biggrin


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[Edited 9/13/06 20:50pm]


I think I'm in that category by now. biggrin


I'll email you one some time.

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Reply #27 posted 09/13/06 9:22pm

Fauxie

mrdespues said:

Fauxie said:



I think I'm in that category by now. biggrin


I'll email you one some time.

nod


Wait for a nice combo and make it a zip file. nod
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Reply #28 posted 09/13/06 9:25pm

mrdespues

Fauxie said:

mrdespues said:



I'll email you one some time.

nod


Wait for a nice combo and make it a zip file. nod


How did you fucking know? My Symphony in E Fart Minor is on its way out, fella!

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Reply #29 posted 09/13/06 9:47pm

Fauxie

mrdespues said:

Fauxie said:



Wait for a nice combo and make it a zip file. nod


How did you fucking know? My Symphony in E Fart Minor is on its way out, fella!

biggrin


Cool! I'll put it in the same folder as the classical music Imago sent me. It's called 'The Recycle Bin' folder. biggrin


jk! lol

(I know he must be lurking, that leave the org muthafucka!)
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