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Thread started 05/03/06 8:26pm

ReturnofDOOK

Why do they call vaginas "beavers"??

I don't get it. confuse
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Reply #1 posted 05/03/06 8:28pm

brownsugar

no clue. they call them "monkeys" too confuse shrug
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Reply #2 posted 05/03/06 8:29pm

ReturnofDOOK

brownsugar said:

no clue. they call them "monkeys" too confuse shrug


They do? Don't they say "shake that monkey" in a Too Short song or something?
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Reply #3 posted 05/03/06 8:38pm

brownsugar

ReturnofDOOK said:

brownsugar said:

no clue. they call them "monkeys" too confuse shrug


They do? Don't they say "shake that monkey" in a Too Short song or something?


i think so. but i hate that term "monkey" kinda gross. i don't know when that word started being used for a vagina lol
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Reply #4 posted 05/03/06 8:38pm

ShySlantedEye1

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I am thinking of this comedian who sent a person to the store to get a "Monkey Wrench." "Go get me a wrench from the stow! But we have one in the garage. Get me a wrench from the damn stow! Go get me a wrench to wrench my monkey out!"
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Reply #5 posted 05/03/06 8:40pm

thesexofit

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beavers are hairy and cute?
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Reply #6 posted 05/03/06 8:41pm

brownsugar

ShySlantedEye1 said:

I am thinking of this comedian who sent a person to the store to get a "Monkey Wrench." "Go get me a wrench from the stow! But we have one in the garage. Get me a wrench from the damn stow! Go get me a wrench to wrench my monkey out!"


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Reply #7 posted 05/03/06 8:49pm

emm

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i dunno...

maybe it has to do with slapping tail
or nice warm fur
or that canadian ones are tasty...

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Reply #8 posted 05/03/06 8:50pm

weepingwall

i know someone who calls its tarantula..
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Reply #9 posted 05/03/06 8:56pm

brownsugar

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Reply #10 posted 05/03/06 9:34pm

JPW

i really wish i could post some comparison pics for you, but NSFW, i guess.
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Reply #11 posted 05/03/06 9:35pm

JPW

brownsugar said:




lol
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Reply #12 posted 05/03/06 9:43pm

ufoclub

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this guy once said "octopus hatch"
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Reply #13 posted 05/03/06 9:52pm

JPW

ufoclub said:

this guy once said "octopus hatch"


that's retarded. and scary. he must have slept with a very strange woman.

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Reply #14 posted 05/03/06 10:01pm

JPW

ReturnofDOOK said:

I don't get it. confuse


you've never seen one, have you.

comfort

btw, the word you are probably looking for is "vulva".

here, use your imagination:



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Reply #15 posted 05/03/06 10:10pm

Illustrator

It's called a beaver because it chews alot of wood.
Why?
Because it wants a dam house.
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Reply #16 posted 05/03/06 10:11pm

JPW

Illustrator said:

It's called a beaver because it chews alot of wood.
Why?
Because it wants a dam house.


clapping

that's awesome. did you make that up?
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Reply #17 posted 05/03/06 10:14pm

Illustrator

JPW said:

Illustrator said:

It's called a beaver because it chews alot of wood.
Why?
Because it wants a dam house.


clapping

that's awesome. did you make that up?

nod It just came to me.
Thanx J.
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Reply #18 posted 05/03/06 10:17pm

charlottegelin

Illustrator said:

JPW said:



clapping

that's awesome. did you make that up?

nod It just came to me.
Thanx J.

you're a genius!!! mushy
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Reply #19 posted 05/03/06 10:23pm

JPW

charlottegelin said:

Illustrator said:


nod It just came to me.
Thanx J.

you're a genius!!! mushy


nod

i especially liked the play on words with "dam".

nice touch.
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Reply #20 posted 05/03/06 10:47pm

ReturnofDOOK

JPW said:

charlottegelin said:


you're a genius!!! mushy


nod

i especially liked the play on words with "dam".

nice touch.


nod thumbs up!
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