Like what?

althom said:

Like whatever you want

Steadwood said:

How does it answer me?

Did u ask if he has Irn Bru?

althom said:

It does what you ask ...sometimes...

Steadwood said:

Do I have a limited number of questions?

althom said:

Ask HIM

ThreadCula said:

Not yet

Steadwood said:

what have u been asking him to do

Steadwood said:

I don't want to find out I only have 3 questions and waist them all on stupid stuff. Will he answer truthfully?

Ocean said:

Oh my life .....I daren't say

althom said:

You have as many questions as you like...Give it a go Man

Steadwood said:

I don't know.
Do you think I should?

althom said:

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

oh lord, not that damn chicken again.

I wonder if anyone has asked the chicken if he likes doing this?

Anxiety said:

It lays a mean egg...If you ask nicely....

Apparently Baker's Lad is going to win the 3.45 at Newmarket!

doctormcmeekle said:

He told me the world was going to end in 2541 ...so I put £10 000 on it

I told it to double dildo fuck itself in the ass...
...it didn't...
for claiming the be subservient, it's pretty bad at it

TheMadMonkey said:

I love the way the chicken dances like prince

Ocean said:

I did ask it to throw a boomerang

p0pRocks said:

"Build a nest" and "fly aren't too bad

Steadwood said:

you can ask him to run into the wall and he does

he won't simulate sex with the chair

p0pRocks said:

He learned that from me....

p0pRocks said:

Noooo.. ..I tried that one..


He will pee on the couch though.....