This is the funniest thread EVER! I think some folks are bs'ing when they type LOL, but I REALLY was (and still am) laughing out loud! Thanks LittleWillie.

Anxiety said:

Ya'll ain't funny. I get it. I didn't at first. I get it.

What's there 2 consider? It's SEX.....call it whatever you like, just don't suck her finger's afterwards; or hey! Maybe that could be a new thread : "Do U suck your lovers fingers after they've had them up your arse, and does that make your immune system stronger ? "



Have you ever considered an I.Q. test LittleWillie, maybe your girl is trying to make something grow a bit larger and this is her way of stimulating you, if you can picture that

Anxiety said:

LittleWillie said:

Don't fight the urge just face the facts little willy, you want it inside of you so go get some and enjoy don't fight it!

LittleWillie said:

First come the butt fingers next comes suckin dick. Your choice. Give her a finger...soon it'll be puppet time!

SassyBritches said:

mrbungle said:

I heard it feels good. I do it to her and she has orgasms out of this world. I wonder if it'll work for me.

FLUX said:

I asked that on another thread one time. She wants me to get my penis enlarged. I don't find that funny at all. It's embarrassing.

Cloudbuster said:

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LittleWillie said:

perhaps you should suggest to her that she get her cooch made smaller?

PREDOMINANT said:

Now that's not nice

homosexual no.


enjoy feeling the boogie in your butt? hell yes!

solandsky said:

I'm dealing with a freak.

SassyBritches said:

That ain't nice SassyBitch. It ain't nice.

SassyBritches said:

How could you make a coochie smaller?

LittleWillie said:

a Larger Penis maybe ?

FLUX said:

How do oyu make that Oh My Fucking Gawd Emoticon?

LittleWillie said:

get some of that gaping hole stitched shut...how the hell should i know. why should anyone get their body altered because their significant other suggested it?

You don't deserve the divine pleasure of having your prostate stroked by a hot chick. To be perfectly fucking blunt about it.

But sometimes people get better than what they deserve, so I'll share a secret with you. There's a test. A "Am I Gay If I Stick Things In My Ass?" test. Ready? Here's how it goes.
1. Drink a bottle of wine.
2. Put the open end into your ass. NO LUBE. If you use lube, you are automatically gay. Real men want to hear ass tissue ripping.
3. Thrust it around a bit.
4. Pull it out. If it just slides right out, you're straight. If it feels like your internal organs are going to pop into the bottle when you try to remove it, it means you're gay. If you have to go to the emergency room to have it removed, it means that you're gay, your father is gay, your best friend is gay, and your sons are going to be gay.
5. Therapy

Let us know how it goes.

SassyBritches said:

Oh man...

Quit giving Zelaira accounts!

Medical joke alert:

"If she wants to do it, put it down to good PR."

subhuman09 said:

I promise you this isn't Zelaira.
CCII's other personality but not Zelaira.

LittleWillie said:

How is that supposed to make me feel any better?



(Casting threads are fun.)

subhuman09 said:

Still didn't answer my question.

LittleWillie said:

And you are the butt of the joke, obviously.

LittleWillie said:

You and yer mirror obsession....

Yet another reason I LOVE the org!!

HamsterHuey said:

Ahhhh...man. Don't go on a vacation like that.